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Text-Based Lifeform. I have the correct amount of bones.

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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Same here. Huge fan of DiscWorld, and I'm really digging DCC.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Small Gods would be my pick.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Fifth Element is Surprise. Chemical symbol: Ah!
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Abolish the entire DHS. I want to see an actual plan to dismantle the whole works. Like this: ramirez.house.gov/media/press-...
ramirez.house.gov
Ramirez Introduces the Reimagining Safety Act, Legislation to Dismantle DHS, Abolish ICE, Reimagine Community Safety
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Abolish the entire DHS. I want to see an actual plan to dismantle the whole works. Like this: ramirez.house.gov/media/press-...
ramirez.house.gov
Ramirez Introduces the Reimagining Safety Act, Legislation to Dismantle DHS, Abolish ICE, Reimagine Community Safety
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is what all of our congress members should be doing. And arresting the Perpetraitor, of course. Get to it, y'all.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oy. Ok kids, once again: Breathe: (Verb) /breethe/ Rhymes with: need, greed "I can't breathe!" Breath: (Noun) /breth/ Rhymes with: death, meth "I can't catch my breath!" I'm genuinely baffled how this weird failure has occurred. Same with then/than. It's maddening.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I watched a great series of unplanned events during the first TCU/Cornhuskers game. QB scrambles, fumbles, recovers, laterals to WR who barely catches, then laterals to RB, back to WR, runs for endzone. "O fuck, O fuck, O fuck...Touchdown!"
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California peeps! You smart folks probably already know, but tell everyone else, anyway.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh no! My sincere condolences.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
pics, please? I can't afford to go off on my printer, rn, and it would be cathartic. My doctor says so. ;)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
- Implement Project 2025 - Discuss Arnold Palmer's Genitalia - Bulldoze East Wing of WH - Open Wildlife Habitat to Drilling/Mining/Logging - Cut 760,000 from ObamaCare - Ban CNN, MS NOW & Politico - Cancel Iran Nuclear Deal - Cringeworthy Speech to Boy Scouts - Mass Deportations #IgnoreEPSTEIN
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Top panel shows Obi-Wan telling Luke and the droids about the wretched hive of scum and villainy. Lower panel shows the group looking toward the White House. No notes.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow! Congratulations. That must feel really nice. Enjoy!
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I *Said* I was sick!
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is true. I started with "Men At Arms", then "Guards! Guards!", and it all worked out just fine. Whichever TP book is near to hand when you're out of Something To Read is the best one to read next.
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Liz @elizawally.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Epstein Jeffrey Epstein
ALT: Epstein Jeffrey Epstein
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what.
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TarlinaUT @tarlinaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Files.. I'll stop posting this neverending post when they finally all get released and we learn the results one way or the other Sound like a plan? #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Files.. I'll stop posting this neverending post when they finally all get released and we learn the results one way or the other Sound like a plan? #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Why not release the Epstein files?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/08/2026
Quick reminder, there's still millions of files that haven't been released from Epstein epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein ETC...
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about the difficulty of finding judges, then I remembered About People, and gave up on humanity, in general. ::brainbleach::
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, the Bar Scene! One of my all-time favorites.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, but if the background music swells, drop it and run.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep. People Filter, Level 1.
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Devil's Panties @thedevilspanties.com · 28/09/2026
We got extra candy, but mommy didn’t kill anyone. thedevilspanties.com/archives/17201 www.patreon.com/jenniebreeden #kids #motherhood #parenthood
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning. Have a great weekend.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Favorite Bass Player(s)? Now that I know more trivia about Who Played What: Lee Sklar, Pino Palladino, David Gilmour
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All Of The Above, please. I miss WizardVans. And BorisVallejoVans, DragonVans, and UnicornVans.
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Do Your Own Thinking FFS!!! @uklordoftherealm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#EpsteinFiles #EpsteinIsland #TACO #PaedophilePresident #CHILDsexualEXPLOITATION #Iran #IranWar #SendBarron #BoneSpurs #FreePalestine #FreeGaza #IsraeliGenocide
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Banned networks need to meet this moment w/ the same pettiness as the president. What do y’all have to lose at this moment? Mention it all!!!!
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Tia @tldupy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today is a good day to say "RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES "
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Rep. Rob Menendez @menendez.house.gov · 20/09/2026
The DOJ has failed to release all of the Epstein files and bring justice and healing to Epstein's victims. We signed on to a discharge petition to force a vote to demand answers from DOJ. Anything short of releasing all of the Epstein files amounts to a cover up.
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Puckster @puckster11.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t wait for the day when this man-child rapist is dead. I can’t stand the hate, lies, damage & division he spews every day. He w/b far more valuable to the world when he’s no longer on Earth. Until then, we must fight by voting & demanding accountability while exposing him & his supporters.
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Not ANotSee @exxitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Epstein #GOP #Collins
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mycomark.bsky.social @mycomark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pass this far and wide on every platform..
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shower rail, for entry/exit. Installed *before* it became necessary. Now it's a habit, and has also already saved me.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
::Commiseration. Music Festivals & ArtCons::
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sounds like an ordinary day at my house. <Lightbulb>
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have also never strung words together in this order, or heard it from others. They must be running out of common phrases.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice! Last time I did a Con, it was still Apple-only, and very annoying. Hope you sell everything, and then some!
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
::Holds Nose. Runs Screaming Into The Night:: Your puntification is both horrible and hilarious. Well done.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Plugs into iPhones and can accept credit card swipe/tap
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
E-payment widget for your phone/tablet. Smol, plug&play, dies right when you need it.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we arrest him *NOW*?
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hooray for Executive Function (when we have some)! (Trying to do the garage. Slowly.)
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not sure, but *I* have it muted bc stupid people were breastfeeding(!) bats, causing a bit of an uptick in cases.
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Shrubber @shrubber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks! That was fun.
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