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Mark

@shropbboy.bsky.social
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🇬🇧 Trying to reduce the amount of right wing nonsense that enters my ears and eyes. Hanging on to the 90s by my finger tips. Shropshire. AVFC. Indie, Old School Hip Hop & Jungle.

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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 5h
Oooff
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 11h
Micheal & Susan Dell there, just being being normal. Mr Dell recently said to Trump in the Oval Office “at Dell computers we don’t have helicopters, we have Dellicopters. The moral is never buy a Dell computer, never use one unless you have to with work.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bollocks not another international break.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seat belts are woke.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mad that Cameron & Osborne said austerity was vital so that the deficit was not paid for by future young people. “We cut your Sure Start, youth services, MH support, access to FE and HE, careers support, free movement. Why aren’t you working you lazy bastards?” Who knew that it was all bollocks?
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember Sunak’s speech which was basically: HS2 beyond Birmingham - scrapped it. Environment protection - scrapped it. Your daughter’s mental health - scrapped it. That much needed holiday - scrapped it. We’ve been living with nothing but negativity for years like boiling frogs for years.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about the genuine emotion that AB displayed & why it’s so powerful. All we’ve had is “tough - world leading - control” from our leaders. People have suffered from cuts, lack of help, money, direction. Life in the UK has made most cry at some point over the past 15yrs.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has he shit himself? He looks like he’s shit himself.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now the Americans will demand the extradition of five English idiots so they can charge them with terrorism offences so that Trump doesn’t lose face. 80 yrs of ‘special relationship) brought down by 5 muppets and an imbecilic rapey president. Probably.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s what’s happened, some scallies, on the rob have inserted themselves into a counter terrorist operation. Trump (fuckwit) having no discipline blurts out the details of an ongoing joint intelligence op and ruins two years of surveillance and undercover work. Rubio has to go along with it.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for the confirmation.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After listening to adult cry babies at work all day i’m catching up. Burnham’s speech was outstanding. Man City are fucked. 5 muppets on the rob managed to increase the terrorist threat level, whilst Trump has inadvertently blown a joint intelligence op and alerted the real baddies. Is that it?
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine us having a full diplomatic fallout with the US because they want the lads from Brassic extradited due toTrump saying some dumb shit and they need to cover for him. That would be authentic 2020s.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He sounds tired, like the life force is slipping away and the will to live is becoming weaker by the day. He’s not got much time left, I don’t mean in office, I mean living and breathing amongst the rest of us. Found dead alone & soiled whilst the world dances on his grave. I hope he knows this.
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Fast Show: Which Was Nice
ALT: Fast Show: Which Was Nice
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know it’s a cliche but we’re all expecting it. Man City found guilty of majority of 115 charges. Everton are fucked.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Clearly we don’t want to live in a police state but on this occasion can we just start cracking heads? It’d be fine, there’s loads of ambulances there.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stupid Idiot
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See, isn’t that better. Doesn’t everyone feel better?
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We get that here in Shrewsbury too, it’s great fun. “We don’t need a direct rail route to London” type stuff.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s like they’ve doubled down on it this season.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It certainly demonstrates a level of intelligence that’s probably needed to play for Unai Emery. Give him 6 months though and he’ll start every sentence with “as I said” (even though you didn’t say) and using “obviously” as punctuation.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I took my nephew to an event at the Holte Suite years ago, Joachim, Dublin and Hendrie were there. Dublin and Hendrie left sharpish (no judgment they probably had things to do) but Joachim stayed for chats and photos with fans. Very patient with me as i tried to figure out how the camera worked.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday Supplement on Sky Sports is an absolute joke sometimes. I get that Spurs are the story, but to not even mention Villa in passing is hilarious. It’s just funny now, still, how little credit Emery and the club gets. Honestly, they can’t keep pissing off fans from 14 clubs in this way. #AVFC
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Carnage in our house tonight, but #AVFC are up and running which makes life a whole lot easier. I’m very excited by what this squad can do this season. #UTV
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peace to all the Dads by the way, much appreciated! ✊
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heard a bang “ are you ok?” ‘“No I’m on the floor”. Stressful evening.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OK she’s in bed chuntering away. There’s a line between her autistic tendencies and being pissed up. I don’t know where the line is, nor does she yet, but in this occasion I’m glad we pushed against it together. I’m a lot greyer than I used to be. Thankfully Villa won today.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m now sat on bench waiting to be taken picked up; her head on my lap whilst she tells me every secret she’s ever had. This is the moment where’d fight anybody including an army right now.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t know where ashamed come from! I’m 100% not ashamed in any at all. Question is should I be cool with this?!
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m at the pub as well so functional sentences are rare things.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My daughter (18) who’s on the lower end of the autism spectrum and an additive personality walked into the pub for an extended family event hiding behind me is now holding court with jokes and antidotes. She’s absolutely smashed. Should I be ashamed be cool with that this?
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sam Coates is a pillock isn’t he?
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh what a pass from Hemmings that’s. Get in!! #AVFC
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a great day, really productive, got a lot done, progressed a few things you know? Then I remember that I’m watching Villa tonight. #AVFC
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You Let Me Down
ALT: You Let Me Down
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whenever I drove through some Oxfordshire villages I’ve always imagined this is the type of bloke inside the Cotswold stone cottages. What a monumental bellend, a proper, proper danger. Oh and tell me Harry Cole ‘respected journalist’ what data are “they” hiding and what exactly does it show?
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good grief. Sky sports AND Sky News properly going to town on the VAR controversy from Man Utd game on Sunday. “Football fans all over the country will feel it’s unforgivable.” Fuck off! Any other club and it would be “move on, it’ll even itself out or something.” The PL is very hard to like.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, even amongst the Sky teams there’s a referee decision hierarchy. For anyone else yes.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t help but think that in 12/18 months time someone will remind us of that bloke and his men that ran around for a bit. It’ll be “what was his name again?”
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gaudy lighting, crazy fonts, stats flying out of every corner in the screen, and winners named the ultimate champion. “I’m missing the Olympics so I’m fit for the Ultimate championship.” I’m just grumpy with sport in general tonight and believe that all competitive sport should be banned.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just watching a bit of the Ultimate Championship, what do they have to make everything shit? The Hundred was the Enshittification of cricket, and this is the Hundredtificatiom of athletics.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This thread is a joy to read.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It’s all in the goose fat!’ - Danny Tommo takes a break from legitimate protesting to share his secret to the perfect Sunday Lunch.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It never ceases to amaze just how stupid he is. He finds new levels that breaks physics that shouldn’t exist.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the fuck is Trump actually doing? The start of this speech in Ireland right now is fucking imbecilic.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s lots of hype on Sky about tomorrow’s Manchester derby, and I can see why it’s a big game. But compared to the other proper spiteful derbys coming up it doesn’t come close. Kick off times alone tells you all need to know. There’s no way Villa v Blues would kick off at 4:30pm.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Touching stuff isn’t it.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“What you up to Pete” “I’ve joined a balaclava gang to get a lad from the internet a new house for his mum.”
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As all rules of decency are off the table, I’d like to see Carney actually fight this cnut. We all know the outcome.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not good enough to be even nominated for the PL manager of the year of course. Bit weird not to have Michael Carrick on the Ballon d’Or list.
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Mark @shropbboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sounds like terrorism to me, get them prescribed, and arrested.
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