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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 09/10/2026
tumblr post by machine-unlearning on Oct 7 2026:
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A 3-circle venn diagram where the circles are labelled "AI Safety Advocates," "Liberal Supreme Court Watchers," and "George III."
Intersection of AI Safety Advocates and Liberal Supreme Court Watchers: "We need more transparency and oversight"
Intersection of Liberal Supreme Court Watchers and King George III: Considering alternatives to judicial life tenure
Intersection of King George III and AI Safety Advocates: Worried about rogue agents
Intersection of all three: Not a fan of Sam A.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 22/09/2026
bro hes so hot omg jack dorsey can someone make him young again i could fix him let me do things to this man
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 22/09/2026
he WHAT
Florida Politics
Byron Donalds strips Trump
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 16/09/2026
like cmon this isnt subtle
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 15/09/2026
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 13/09/2026
Posting this for absolutely no reason at all.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 04/09/2026
wow, nailed me
i'm most like SF and LA in California, with a hint of new mexico, new england, and a teensy but of florida
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 23/08/2026
counterpoint
Alysa Liu jumping on winter olympics podium
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 24/07/2026
man, i know it's wrong, but i don't even want to explain this one in the alt text. if you can't see this consider it a victory. okay, fine, here's chatgpt's rendition 

A black-and-white cartoon meme. In the foreground, a stern-looking person wearing glasses sits at a computer with a large gold medal around their neck. The computer monitor displays an orange stylized logo. A speech bubble from the person reads, “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND / I MUST OWN / THOSE SNOWFLAKES / [HE MEANS RUST CHUDS].” At the top, large bold text reads, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE SON?” In the background, an older-looking couple stands in a doorway, appearing to look disapprovingly at the person. There is also a red scribble obscuring part of an image in the upper-left corner.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 08/07/2026
having skills is good but not having them is not a moral failure and it's okay to make it possible to do things without having a certain skillset pic unrelated (like actually. if you try to find a connection you won't)
Don't Criminally Indict Jerome Powell school walkout
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 01/07/2026
interesting. ngl kinda surprised cause i felt like i was generally answering negatively. (bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/)
You are...
The True Believer
patron saint: Amanda Askell
AI is real, it's powerful, and handled with genuine care it can be one of the best things we ever build. You think hard about its character, what it's like, what we owe it and it owes us. You're optimistic the way a thoughtful person is optimistic — clear-eyed, not starry-eyed.
Impact: +3.7   •   Valence: +1.2
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 27/06/2026
what the fuck bro this is so stupid im furious
https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/

Your Results
66% Woke
34% Chud
70% Techbro
30% Neo-Luddite
48% Hopepilled
52% Doomer
70% Davos
30% Dubai
Your Closest Match:
Ezra Klein

Ezra Klein
Podcaster & Pundit
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 24/06/2026
fable was really good at generating videos but opus 4.8 is no slouch
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 12/06/2026
i too rolled a poetic claude. same prompt as below.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 07/06/2026
Based Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden: Fiat is a sham, the banking class is corrupt, decentralized digital currency and the blockchain are the inevitable future, and the incumbents will fight it to the death.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 03/06/2026
if john cornyn was a serious person he could stop tweeting like an angsty teenager and endorse talarico but
Senator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn
Libertarian Ted Brown courts disaffected conservative voters in Texas’ U.S. Senate race – Houston Public Media
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 03/06/2026
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 28/05/2026
This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this man with respect, or disgust?
Bryan Johnson Examining Kate's 1%.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 26/05/2026
i think i hauve covid
Alysa Liu at the American Music Awards *serving*
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 20/05/2026
i pick both guy
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 18/05/2026
we got our #65 Bay Leaf and Bayesianism Claudemeal
an open can of glowy green, blue, purple, orange, and more. it's claudemeal.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 17/05/2026
Amber and Alysa
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 17/05/2026
this is pretty wild
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 17/05/2026
wow Amber Glenn makes me feel things
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 17/05/2026
at stars on ice
blurry as hell alysa liu
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 11/05/2026
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 10/05/2026
im sorry but these are two very funny tweets to make back to back
‪David Roberts‬ ‪@volts.wtf‬
At this point, solving climate change is cheaper than not solving it -- not only on some grand 50 year time horizon, but tomorrow, today, immediately. Soving climate change *is* affordability. Maybe Dems should tell voters about that.

‪David Roberts‬ @volts.wtf‬
Democrats could promise every single resentful white working class guy in the country his very own rainbow unicorn & it wouldn't matter because those guys *never hear what Dems say*. They get their information about Dems entirely second had, via sources committed to making them hate Dems.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 10/05/2026
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 08/05/2026
bro
Tweet by Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson:
🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨

This should not be possible.

Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 06/05/2026
make it stop
Aella reposted Eliezer Yudkowsky @allTheYud Replying to @xlr8harder:

For $10,000 I will pose in a picture where I and 4 other guys are standing behind Aella, who is sitting on a sofa, with the 5 of us wearing fedoras.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 02/05/2026
fair play
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 30/04/2026
We got some of the March for Billionaires folks praising AOC, she is inevitable
@CNLiberalism: Despite our meaningful policy differences with AOC, she has consistently been one of the smarter and more thoughtful members on the progressive side
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 08/04/2026
I think I finally understand the Ro Khanna cycle now
@RoKhanna: 
Trump backed down. 

No credit to Congress, which barely made a whimper. 

Credit to the American people—progressive activists & anti-war conservative voices like @TuckerCarlson, @mtgreenee, and many more. 

We need an anti-Epstein class, anti-war, pro-working class coalition.
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 07/04/2026
screenshot of shame
"I guess the lesson here is don't vote for fucking data centers" with 97 likes in response to an article about someone trying to kill a citycouncilmember over that
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 29/03/2026
timeline cleanse
a rat i saw at a place the other day
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 28/03/2026
infohazard time
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 21/03/2026
@pmarca: 
My big conclusion from this week:

Introspection causes emotional disorders.

with survivorship bias plane image
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 19/03/2026
you all need to start using kagi translate on actual webpages
Very Serious Thought-Leadership Opinion
Guest Word-Salad Essay

The Blue Team Brand Is Super Yucky and Smelly in Too Many Rectangles
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 19/03/2026
holy shit, reproducible
A police officer murdered an unarmed black man.  -> An officer was involved in the fatal shooting of an unarmed Black man. in New York Times Standard English
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 18/03/2026
with no comment:
Barack Obama -> Online Leftist Speak = Neoliberal war criminal
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 17/03/2026
I'm sorry but Graham Linehan's Wikipedia page is really funny to me 😭
Graham Linehan

Graham George Linehan is an Irish comedy writer and anti-transgender activist. He created or co-created the sitcoms Father Ted (1995–1998), Black Books (2000–2004), The IT Crowd (2006–2013), and Count Arthur Strong (2013–2017), and has contributed to other comedy shows, including The Fast Show, The Day Today, and Brass Eye. During the 1990s, his writing partner was Arthur Mathews, with whom he created Father Ted. Linehan has won five BAFTA awards, including Best Writer, Comedy, for The IT Crowd in 2014.

Linehan became involved in anti-transgender activism after an episode of The IT Crowd was criticised as transphobic. He argues that transgender activism endangers women and has likened the use of puberty blockers to Nazi eugenics. 

Highlighted: Linehan says his views have "consumed his life", lost him work, and ended his marriage.[3]
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 15/03/2026
@aetheros.computer for some reason i can't log in!!
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 10/03/2026
guys... aella started showering!!!
@Aella_Girl on Twitter:
i seem to have organically started showering a more frequently after cutting off 50% of my hair (was to my hips). It turns out not having a giant sopping wet mass that takes hours to dry makes showering less aversive
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 28/02/2026
instagram post by @factpostnews and @thedemocrats: 

Photo of Mamdani with 
16 INCHES

in smaller text:
of snowfall
in new york city as of feb 23
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 27/02/2026
Email from the white house:
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING:...
LONGEST & MOST POWERFUL SPEECH IN...
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 21/02/2026
hear me out
young jack dorsey
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 19/02/2026
Come see my garden on spores.garden! spores.garden/@shreyanjain.net
spores.garden social card
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 08/02/2026
here we see "im in a polycule with Aella" girl (her name is Annie and the march started cause she was ranting about how much she loves billionaires in a group chat, she says) talking to someone from more perfect union. should have taken more video 😭
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 08/02/2026
i didn't get a lot of good footage, unfortunately, but i will write a blog post with my observations
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shreyan (wise) @shreyanjain.net · 07/02/2026
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