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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Today, Google Autocomplete insisted I wanted to search for “Mega Starmie Inspirational Quotes”

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Blinded by love, and also DreamTopping

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

i don’t know what the rest of you are doing for thirst traps 📸: @mattyhoffmanphoto.bsky.social

A shaggy man in a wrestling singlet leaps in the air. His body and head are twisted to the side, having just been hit in the face by a dodgeball. You can almost hear the POING.

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

“It’s what’s inside that counts,” says Assoc. Dean Wheeler. You think hard about this.

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

yeah I want to rough you up and call you a pig but i also want to smile gently and talk about how pretty your eyes are @jamesblond-1.bsky.social

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Morning, bud. Grab your coffee and come have a seat.

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

the internet is so stupid, i’m delighted that my face comes up when i google “gooning”

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

My instructor taught me depth style but everybody i meet does width- and punch style

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I remember yesterday in bits and pieces

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

The slide from Dad Vibes to Ace Ventura is real

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Telling these straight retirees over morning coffee that yes, I know you love PV and Ptown, no don’t come to Fire Island, yes your gay friend told you it’s family friendly but he also just said “dictatorships burn out quick, it’ll be fine” so I don’t think you should trust his judgement

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I hope there’s a curvy girl out there performing under the name Fiona Ample

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Your cat when you try to do anything alone:

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I jork my peanits one nut at a time, just like the rest of us

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

This isn’t particularly risqué photo. Putting the bar over it makes it look a lot more salacious- but it’s really just because Insta’s AI moderation really hates my thighs 😆 @chrisythatwalk.bsky.social

Muscled ginger Christian Hunter and smiley Jonah Wheeler lift their shirts at the camera. Chris’ plaid boxers peek out over his thick work coveralls, and Jonah’s tighty-whities are just visible over a censor bar.

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I need this shirt that says “I sometimes feel ugly but then I look at my brother and I feel better” but I need it for different reasons than most people

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

It’s not lost on me that Luigi is traditionally partnered with Daisy, who is perhaps most famous for this:

Princess Daisy, a princess from the Mario series, leans close to another princess with her big-eyed CGI smile: “Aren’t you tired of being nice?” Now much closer: “Don’t you just want to go apeshit?”

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Commenting “raw, next question” on pictures of uncooked steak and rutabagas

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Gangbang but all the tops are just one very exhausted guy changing hats

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Hope the gang’s having a nice time out there in Vegas!

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I’m here and I’m not here. This isn’t where I actually post- that’s @showoffjonah.com !

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