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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I got a motto: like your work, love your wife.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I’m a little late, but I’m a little wiser too

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I was robbed last night but luckily I have a ride to the train station. Not Wichita though, lessen I’m a hog or cattle.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Don’t forget to take something to read on your flight!

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Finally getting outta here tonight! Gotta lug a big ass trunk around NYC to get to the airport tho. Wish me luck.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I’m headed to the airport this afternoon. What’s the worst that can happen, right?

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I’m thinking about taking a little trip in a few days.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I’m somewhere between starting my intermittent fasting routine today and reheating 4-day-old leftover Chinese at 10:30 a.m.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I really should go to bed but that would require getting up from the couch.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Never mind. I just woke myself up with my own snoring.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Is there a starter pack for petless child dads?

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I only misplace modifiers when I quote post.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I’m setting the bar high today. So I can’t reach it and pour a whiskey at noon.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

The only open border I really give a shit about is Taco Bell at 2 AM.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I just dropped an egg and now I have to file for bankruptcy.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

YouTube TV is so far behind it’s actually already February. 🥂

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

For NYE I got two front row seats for my wife and me on the family room couch. Even better, the tickets come with a VIP pass that includes an open bar, buffet dinner, and a special encore session in the dressing room. Bring it ‘25 🥂🍾

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I’m making biscuits and gravy for the family this morning and all you have to do is look at me to know it’s gonna be bussin’

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I’m not usually one to brag but I’m thinking about taking a shower today.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Just curious - do any of you actually recognize me, or does the name Del Griffith mean nothing to you? I’m kind of a big deal.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Starting to think about my word for 2025. Instead of New Year’s Resolutions, each member of my family chooses one word to use as a personal theme and we frame the words on our kitchen wall. My word for 2024 was “appreciate.” It was kind of a blah year so I’m thinking about going with “fellatio.”

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Driving almost 300 miles today to visit with family. No smoking in the car and I will NOT be wearing a parka. 🔥

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Wishing all holiday travelers a safe journey with no flight delays or car fires.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Is there anything that sounds better right at this very moment than a McDonalds fountain Coke?

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Since the government is for sale, let’s just all pitch in and buy it back. I know where Neal Page keeps his wallet.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I got a motto … like your work, love your wife.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Mike Lindell: God told me to create MyPillow. Me: (say it with me) … THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Yeah, I talk too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic … but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

If you’re traveling home in time for Christmas you might want to leave now. Just sayin.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Six. Fifty-two. Whatever don’t judge.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I don’t discriminate much but THIS.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Six bucks and my right nut says we’re not getting a white Christmas this year.

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. Bored and lonely? I’m your guy!

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Del Griffith @showercurtainfella.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I’m here to chew the fat. How about a nice hot dog and a beer?

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