Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GUESS WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN 025751
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every time I'm about to take a shit I think to myself "is this gonna be the one that fixes me" 120
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026y'all ever wonder why Mr. Boddy's mansion doesn't have a single bedroom? 000
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Airports are just zoos where all the animals are planes 020
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The commentators just called a grand slam and didn't even get the batters name right. And it isn't like they just mispronounced it, they said a completely different player, already on first base, hit it. We deserve commentators who at the very least know who is batting. This is disgraceful. 250
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The WPBL either needs better camera coverage, better commentary, a better scorebug, or comprehensive online stats. Ideally all four but you *cannot* be bad at them all. The audience needs at least one reliable record of what is happening. 160
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is now a Women's Professional Baseball League fan account, you have been warned 020
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026transgender women are going to have a nice week. everyone else, look out 3736271116
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm frankly surprised we made it this far without judge Judy being named a supreme court justice 021
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Trash Tuesday: "an historic" is linguistically wrong 130
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 16/10/2023i can't believe it worked this well 3143
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 22/11/2023 041
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Happy two year anniversary to this picture 1100
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️👻🎃MissBOOtyPie🎃👻 @missfruitypie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I don't know and I refuse to find out 011
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026hp lovecraft is creepypasta tell me im wrong 010
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 07/06/2026wife's out of the house time to order the forbidden pizza 240
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026WHAT DAY IS IT 2027301195
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It's weird seeing an actress I haven't seen in 20 years and now she's like 20 years older? How does that even work 040
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026are you a mechanic or a mecan'tic this is where im at these days 130
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 22/05/202639 seems like a good age for a midlife crisis 180
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 16/05/2026i just spent an hour trying and failing to change the wifi password on my doorbell the future fucking sucks 270
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/05/2026The best stock photo sources these days are very specific people who take photos of very specific things. This guy takes pictures of trains. All trains all the time. Only trains. Do I have to worry that one of these photos is AI? Nope. He would never disrespect a real train in that way. 101132259
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026but hey, that's just a theory. A BIG BANG THEORY. thanks for bazinga 122
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026joey strawman out here arguing like "they're so short" but in my opinion they're at least 80 pages, maybe even more 000
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hot take but Brandon Sanderson novels are long 021
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/05/2026GO AHEAD - dashare.zone ADMIN 141676
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Hey if you're a parent who wants to reconnect with your child who is clearly dealing with trauma from you abandoning her, maybe don't choose her birthday as the day you decide to reopen those wounds 040
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026but hey, that's just a theory. A BIG BANG THEORY. thanks for bazinga 122
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️Oy Geralt @thekvitcher.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Happy Star Wars day to everyone who acknowledges Rogue One as the best Star War. 021
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️Lulo 🦊 Cartoon @lcrising.gay · 03/05/2026April is exemplary in her work, it was really clear her former workplace would rather have kept her on! 021
Reposted by April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️Lulo 🦊 Cartoon @lcrising.gay · 03/05/2026Same woman! According to pathfinder 2nd edition, they now share telepathy 001
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026That's 30 minutes already lol do drugs kids 031
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Oh speaking of dicks this is a real dm between Em and I I'm in that place mentally 110
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Kiddo just misread something and thought "why does that say Jake Paul was a furry" 020
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Last night our routine was watching a video about a Team Fortress 2 subclass called "penis scout" 110
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Kiddo just made me do "our bedtime routine" so skeets may slow down 020
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026audiobooks are reading and I will fight you if you disagree (i will just cry) 150
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026being a parent is cool and all but i definitely know more about diary of a wimpy kid than id care to 161
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It's definitely affecting my spm (skeets per minute) 020
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Oh I lost my job, if anyone knows of remote work or south sound Data Engineer openings that aren't military contractors or transphobic hit me up 052
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I have in the past six months watched like 30 different Stephen King adaptations and maybe this is a hot take but the bad ones are better than the good ones 240
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026baseball is FULL of weirdos like this it's great 010
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Josh Naylor, the Mariner's first baseman, will wave his arms when he's on second to try and signal to the batter how the pitcher is going to throw. He doesn't know what the pitcher is going to throw, the signals are bullshit and everyone knows it. But it still makes pitchers SO MAD so it's great 120
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Oh I got married again, that's something, huh 292
April, Bluesky Bird 🐦🏳️⚧️ @shovelmage.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Paranoid Android has long been among my favorites and never once, for decades, did I think "hrm maybe the rest of the album is also good" 020
