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Michael

@shotpoint.bsky.social
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Pets, plants, politics, potent potables, pideo pames

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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 5h
I do not trust the colors silver and clear and I loathe the note C sharp. I will be in touch with UNESCO about your reply. 😜
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 5h
I was curious why someone tagged the EU law enforcement and interpol on my mushroom post, and uhhhhhhhh don't click and see their actual posts.
wwtffff?
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 13h
Here are some nice mushrooms
Two lil shrooms with a third hiding in the back 🍄
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Put me in coach, I can hike it!" 🏈
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20 hours in and my only remaining complaint is I wish there were more Dr Darling weirdness
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Maine's Black Lawyer @lutherevers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If a lawyer is talking publicly about a pending case, they have an agenda and it's almost never anything beyond "putting this in public will help me win this case." You should always keep that in the forefront of your mind when you read dueling legal statements or selectively leaked evidence.
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking good there Herbert!
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did get to hang out with these smol pups tho 🥰
Robbie and Ace lil dogs #dogsofbluesky
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Suddenly realized I'm making very high effort garnish that has active camouflage as soon as I drop it in my manhattan 🤦🍸
Spherical-ish sweet vermouth
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying something sciency and fancy 🍸
Agar agar and smoked sweet vermouth
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does Jareth count? 😅
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Much higher energy than mine!
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
enjoy this low effort corgi battle #corgicrew
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Simpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half Baked
ALT: Simpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half Baked
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Better link this time!)
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The entire far right conspiracy wing thinking they have the key piece of evidence against Jack Smith to bring it all together, only to realize in their moment of glory that they have the wrong sports team, shown perfectly on Katie Britt's face. This is Nirvana Shaudefreud. youtu.be/ux2fkM8VD50
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Katie Britt's face as she listens to Jack Smith refutes Sen. Eric Schmitt's blunder during hearing.
YouTube video by AL.com
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joyce, this is the absolute best thumbnail ever.
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep! Automatically goes into this feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Adding 🌱 to tag the gardensky feed!
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At journalism conferences, sometimes I make TikToks where I ask people to tell me about the weirdest things they've expensed... and this has to be top 10 at least. Fascinating story. www.propublica.org/article/draf...
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are two kinds of dogs
Nori avoiding The Hose
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stalking the prey #corgicrew
Ein about to chawmpCHAWMP INCOMING
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd give anything for a fast travel door in The Gap.
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
ALT: Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wild stuff. Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ. The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Read the document (Gift Article)
Sheri H. Mecklenburg resignation letter
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neighborhood cats and squirrels are on notice!
Ein the corgi with an ear tilt and a dirty window
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How conspiracy theorists sound when they're "just asking questions" youtu.be/GxPSApAHakg
youtu.be
Jonathan Frakes Interrogates You
YouTube video by Zane Golia
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This lives in my nightmares and I love you for it: youtu.be/1ZJYUfN-WX4
youtu.be
Sting of Death - Do the Jellyfish
YouTube video by Stepford Cuckoo
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who was in your main squad?
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A great decoration that works for Halloween or all seasons really
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spent the entire weekend cleaning out kitchen and bathroom sink drains. Though I did get to say the phrase "cracked the nut on the P trap"
FML
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is he anticipating an invasion?
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enshitification continues
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You gettin married? I make ravioli so good u wish u didn't, hear when I say, uh oh you got spaghetti-o'd
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
About the Tate Brothers joycevance.substack.com/p/five-quest...
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Five Questions with Joshua Kolb, One of the Lawyers Fighting For Democracy
About the Tate Brothers and why we can’t lose sight of their connections to the Trump family
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So many ways you can't name them all
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LOL, I think it sounds just enough like a car horn that Ein goes "protect the house from invaders!"
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all: youtu.be/EY0ph_DSt2g
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47 ways to use a guillotine
YouTube video by Luke Nickle
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For whatever reason, that particular terminal beep sound always put him into barking alert mode
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@northkozar.bsky.social 😂
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very cool!
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Haha same, though half the time it's just because Ein wants to play with the water hose and not potty 😂
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying to watch the Xbox Tokyo Game Show and Nori acting all weird 😅 #corgicrew
NO WATCH SHOW ONLY WATCH NORI
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
ALT: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Mexico Independence Day! 🇲🇽
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Viva Mexico Fiestas Patrias
Alt: Viva Mexico Fiestas Patrias
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope today gets better for you! 🙏
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Freddy standing behind you: "Let's finish setting up your PC"
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Think I'm going to skip watching this movie
Windows 11 upgrade screen at the movies
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Michael @shotpoint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ITS TIME #mst3k
MST3K movie
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