Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026What if we all started taking our feet off the breaks at the same time? 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Me being happy for the zombie apocalypse and being free from societal shackles, but then I remember the nuclear power plants and all my immediate family. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I hate that I don’t have the motivation to be an Olympic athlete. I want to be fucking in that village, too! What do you mean that they’re already out of condoms?! 030
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Not Tyra talking to us like she did to the contestants. 010
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026How is it that the fortune tellers in the world of Game of Thrones aren’t the ones in charge of everything? Girl, you just predicted Summerhall. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Wait a minute! Did Bluesky finally add bookmarks??? 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Me remembering all the censored Harpie Lady cards. 011
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I just realized that R.L. Stine is 82 years old and not a man still in his 50’s. R.L., hang in there! Don’t make unnecessary journeys! Don’t swim in the sea! 010
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Bad Bunny playing the beginning to Gasolina knowing damn well! Trump do something! 😭😭😭 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026We finally have another Latina Italiana besides Ariana Grande. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I have two holes and both of them can take two at a time 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I heard a white protestor called a black ICE agent a house n- 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Happy Black History Month! Why the fuck did they do thiiiiis???!!! Oh my gaaaawd!! 😭😭😭 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Me randomly remembering that Juniper Lee is trapped in her hometown until she passes on her curse to her child or grandchild. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Those mystery boxes would actually be worth the money if they contained prop replicas instead of the BOXLUNCH clearance rack. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I can’t wrap my head around the names of Alex Pretti’s killers right now. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Oh my gawd! Julie Andrews, you get back in that house! Celine Dione, I’m watching you! Where is Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Foreman)?! Has anyone seen Cher?! 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 31/01/2026We lose Diane Keaton and Cathrine O’Hara, but HE gets to stay? 130
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Southern California while the rest of the country freezes. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Here’s the thing: Yes, he’s a Targaryen. He becomes king. He actually tries to make the lives of the small folk better. The lords hate and fight him for it at every turn. His shitty kids are rebellious. His Small Counsel is basically the Parks and Rec staff. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Girls and gays on their way to the store because they already ate their winter rations. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026All those backwards caps and sports jerseys are very deceiving. They can’t wait. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Characters in Kakegurui: “The rules of this game are very simple.” Me: “I didn’t understand a damn thing.” 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026You know the scene in this movie where those people were still working their desk jobs at the reception of a hotel? That’s the most realistic part of the movie. A civil war will NOT stop your bills. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 19/01/2026That’s it? That was the pilot episode for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? ‘Kay. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Me looking at the Yellowjackets writers after going through yet another disappointing series finale. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Is there some kind of lasagna noodle embargo that I haven’t heard about? 020
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Why do they have to suck us dry of our taxes wherever they can? Just take it from the goods we buy! I deserve every cent of my paycheck! We already own the car and the house! Leave us alone! 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026WW3 on the horizon and and I’m still expected to do a smog check? Pay two-hundred dollars for a license plate sticker? 020
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Please, we don’t want to be at war. Deportations solve nothing. We just want affordable rent, go home, and jerk off. 010
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026If I hear an influencer accent coming from a video, I skip immediately. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I hate that American made me think that they were going to release a Christmas episode every year where Santa is actively trying to kill the Smiths. 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Does Fallout know what they did by having that tall, bald man say “Bareback” to another beautiful man? 020
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I thought seasons were doing eight episodes because the budgets were getting bigger. Dragons and stuff. What’s Heated Rivalry’s excuse? 000
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Oh my god! Imagine all the obnoxious glitter from all those spheres rolling everywhere. 031
Shorts Papi @shortspapi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025“Avatar: Fire and Ash is the #1 movie in the world!” I haven’t heard anyone say a peep about this movie. 030
