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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wasn't this just greenlit like 6 months ago? I thought we'd have to wait at least another year for any episodes to drop. so stoked!!!

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is that the one from weredog? I have the same one in the 'lust' color scheme. Easily favorite toy

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

happy almost birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳

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MalberryBush @malberrybush.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had to do a redraw of one of @caridescent.bsky.social's pictures cause it fit way too much with Mal I couldn't resist

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

all the kids in high school judging peoples friend counts grew up to be hiring managers apparently

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it's a natural debuff inherent to dragons. strong and fierce from all other angles, silly little boopable goobers from the front

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's like tinnitus. The ringing is everywhere for you, but no one else hears your ears ringing. The noise is horrible to experience and 100% valid, but that's not who you are to the rest of the world. You can have all the subjective evidence of being shitty, but no one else sees you that way

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

For the "I'm shitty" part, hearing that friends talk about me when I'm not around and say good things about me. Them saying that when I'm not there means they must want me around and enjoy my company and that I'm not a shitty person to them. So clearly I'm missing something that they're able to see.

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"it's about making you smile" I love them so much aaaaahhhh genuinely makes my Monday's something to look forward to knowing the next stripes and straps page is coming ♥

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

if this was some sick ploy to get the cha cha slide stuck in my head it's working *angry clapping noises*

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Hazbin Hotel Lucifer Slapping

ALT: Hazbin Hotel Lucifer Slapping

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

fwiw salmonella risk is fairly low for raw eggs, plenty of things like frosting and foams use raw egg whites with minimal risk

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

While we're at it can we pretty please have a flashback episode where it's just Charlie and Emmy hanging out in heaven at the zoo before the trial? 🙏

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"Plus the whole power grid, but at dirt cheap prices you would never be allowed to pay"

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

same for me today. "oh, it's already so late and I need to be up early. I'll just stay awake all night and handle it, it will be fine this time I'm sure" and now the day has just started and all I want to do is sleep

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

what diapers are those? they're such a cute design!

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I wanna scritch his fuzzy little chin. 50/50 I get punched in the face or he purrs, but I'll take those odds

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

fight fire with fire, wet it even more Really though, use a mattress protector and just throw both the sheets and mattress protector in the wash if it happens. Or if it's a planned wetting use an absorbent pad (assuming no diaper or a leaky one is worn)

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Zee's face in the second to last panel is so adorable ♥

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Poor Charlotte was so excited to help

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

adorable!! I love how much your shy cuddly vibes show through here

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

10/10 would boop the cute deer

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

As someone stuck with shitty noisy neighbors until I can afford to move, some gel earplugs work better than any other type. Look for the ones that come as a little disc that you have to knead and press into your ear

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Casper's so cute that customs couldn't help but take him for themselves

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

these were super cute! wasn't at all expecting each answer to come with an adorable Millie drawing ♥

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Please don't feel bad, you don't owe us anything. Life happens, inspiration comes and goes. We understand If and when you're feeling inspired and motivated to draw and share what you draw we'll still be here to appreciate it ❤️

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Happy Birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Happy birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If it's the one named after a certain tool found on construction sites I was thinking the same thing

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I damn near interrogated a friend of mine with a lot of allergies, determined to make a dessert they could eat. eventually settled on banana bread made with margarine instead of butter (no nuts either, but I don't like those in banana bread anyways)

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It's been funky all day. Like half show immediately, 25% show if you leave the page sit for 5 minutes, and the last 25% never load at all

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

usually just one, maybe two if I'm lucky. and even then it's a very careful stop and start so it doesn't leak 😭 they're so cute and comfy and easy to hide under clothes but they just don't work as well as proper diapers

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

correct, you don't deserve the shit that's happened to you this month. you do deserve to enjoy your birthday, which is your right regardless of how the rest of the month or year has gone

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Can confirm the first point. I'm not a pharmacist, just a dingus that ignored the whole 'stay out of the sun' warning when I was on doxycycline for lyme, my god was that a miserable experience. even with sunscreen applied and reapplied religiously it was so painful

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If you're allowed to install software I really like flux, lets you set the color temp of the screen and get rid of as much blue light as you like

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Happy Birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

A sneaky extension cord plugged into your neighbors house would do the trick

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JovialBirbVA🎙️🐦‍⬛🇵🇸🏳‍⚧️ @jovialbirb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Been dying to dub Tfem Jax so what better time than now. This is probably just a dream, right? Art by f0xdrawsz on Twitter Jax VA: Me Pomni VA: @josievoiceacting.bsky.social #tadc #transjax #jaxtadc #digitalcircus #pomni

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

welp, I'm crying all over again. well done ♥

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"Screw it, I'll be blunt" aaaaahhhh she's so cute when she's being honest with her feelings!!! ❤️

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Best $35 I ever spent in my life

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I get excited every time I see a flag at half-staff thinking "is this finally the day?!"

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

slightly less padded than usual, but I think the missing slipper is the real culprit here. look at it's face, that's a guilty face if I've ever seen one 🐶

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

*Test boop* "yep, you're ok" Glad she survived the golden bikini incident

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

sensory deprivation suit, I believe

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Short King @shortkng.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Happy belated birthday! 🎂

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