Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me, watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua: “Yo! They got the Mexican dog working a gardening job?!” 120
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Getting a haptic feedback vest and doing a hellfire tincture build in Risk of Rain 2 so I can experience true mania 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You think 40-50 years from now Jerma clips are gonna play regularly in nursing homes? 010
Reposted by Short Circuit🛰️Ashely Miami🛰️ @ashely.miami · 29/09/2026youtu.be/g9hHWXgAU00?...youtu.beSpecial Presentation: You Should Cancel Your Affiliate ContractYouTube video by Ashely Miami 01912
Reposted by Short CircuitOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113233078
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Took a hit of the pre-roll, chugged a can of clam chowder, everything I see got the Mass Effect 1 for the PS3: Film Grain 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Zaza’s got me feeling like a Flapjack still-frame 020
Reposted by Short CircuitShopi ☆ Star (Comms Open) @shopistar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My mom just described tear glands as "eye cloacas" and idk what to do with that info 😶 033
Reposted by Short Circuit𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑 @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026big walk (2026) 0232
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wish Tetris 99 was mobile, but that also seems like a good way to miss my stop on the commute 130
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So focused on being awake in an hour that I can’t fall asleep to take my nap 011
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Happy 50th anniversary of the Mexico Filter getting voted in by Mexico’s congress 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Confessions: I got french toast today. I was asked if I wanted a small container of butter to go with it. I said yes. But deep down I knew. I wasn’t ever gonna use that butter. My hand feels heavy as I hold the butter over the trash can, but not as heavy, as my heart. 010
Reposted by Short CircuitCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am 147206365680
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m buying this burger with a coupon, do I LOOK like I can afford to add a 60¢ slice of cheese to my Dave’s single? 080
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Me In The Therapist Office: Yeah, sometimes I feel like I betrayed myself and trapped myself in the Time Chamber for 1000 years 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026/me Shoots clock on the wall, destroying the concept of time. “Well well, looks like you were too late to stop me. But don’t worry, you will never be late again, none of us will be. For how can we be late when time no longer governs our existence?” “Welcome, to the only moment you will ever know!” 100
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Push the tempo, kick the tempo, cook with the tempo, kiss the tempo, discuss empowerment of the working class with the tempo 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wait, is McFarland USA technically a white Savior movie? 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026For a guy like me…..(takes long drag of cigarette) Rainbow Road, is just Road 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Piccolo is such a cool, green guy, shout out to Piccolo 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Woah dude, eyes are the mirrors through which we experience both the ordinary and abstract, visual wonders of reality. 110
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I washed dishes earlier today, now they’re dirty again, why? ? 110
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My body craves salts, carbs, sugars, and proteins 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Had a moment with my roommates’ cat. This cat is super shy and jumpy. He started meowing so I started meowing back while laying on the couch. He suddenly jumped up on the couch, which startled me, which then startled him, and then we both ran in opposite directions. 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Been a while since I played Warframe, but I do remember sometimes when I was farming certain missions and finishing too quickly, this lady would show up and say something like: “The Quest has fallen, millions must die” and tell you to kill everyone in the level. 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think if I knew for certain that I was gonna get eaten within the next month or two, I’d change my diet to mostly oats and work out in such a way that I don’t get too much muscle, but the meat still has a little bit of chew without so much that I come across as gamey, I wanna aim for hearty and 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It must feel so good to be the goon that yells, “It’s da Bat!” 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You're eating past your bedtime, fucker. You're gonna get a tummy ache, dick. 110
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thinking about the haptic feedback VR vest again. I can take it, I can survive it on the highest shock level, I know I can. Ignore the fact that most people disable or minimize the shocks 5 minutes into using it. I’m different, I can take it. It is definitely worth it to get a $300 shock vest. 220
Reposted by Short CircuitPH @saddestbossista.bsky.social · 29/08/2026im never topping this, this is my peak (old post) 2241501114
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me as a kid, watching that one Spongebob episode where Patrick steals that guy’s comic book collection. 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Out of all my friends, I’m definitely in the top 3 of people who are the most Test Subject coded. 120
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think if I saw a celebrity wearing Groucho glasses in public I genuinely wouldn’t recognize them. I’d just be like, “Oh that’s just someone in Groucho glasses.” 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“Hey Choom, did you peak at that datashard I gave you? Nothing on it? Feeling weird? Ah shit Choomba, I must’ve accidentally given you the Forever Weed datashard. It’s software that makes you high forever. Aw man, sorry choom. There’s no way to delete it. How about I buy you lunch as an apology?” 000
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Been getting a lot of phantom taps on my phone lately. Accidentally dropped it earlier today and when I picked it up it had typed out: “Crash of the Titans Hype and Aura Compilation” 100
Reposted by Short CircuitAsterope @asterope-blast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026big walk death stranding 1447121191
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Me, eating a large meal at midnight: It is our duty as individuals to challenge the pre conceived norms to find a lifestyle that we find fulfilling. If our happiness lies outside conventional wisdom, we must pursue and explore it. Me, waking up with 5 hours of sleep: Why is my acid reflux so bad? 030
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Local pervert leaves logistics job and goes home to work on his logistics modpack built to trick his friends into doing logistics with him. 010
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Yo, this pizza is my god. This pizza has just the right of sodiums and proteins. This pizza is made to cultivate the human spirit into becoming its ideal self over the course of an estimated 3 years. This Pizza could fry rice. This Pizza and I are the only things in this known universe. 100
Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s been a while since I’ve played Balatro. Can someone remind me how to get a double flusher? 000