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Short Circuit

@shortcircuitid.bsky.social
51 followers 99 following 444 posts

(He/Him) Bisexual Mid 20s Cringe (Neutral), occasionally Cringe (Positive) Was supposed to add more, but got lazy

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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua: “Yo! They got the Mexican dog working a gardening job?!”
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting a haptic feedback vest and doing a hellfire tincture build in Risk of Rain 2 so I can experience true mania
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You think 40-50 years from now Jerma clips are gonna play regularly in nursing homes?
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🛰️Ashely Miami🛰️ @ashely.miami · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/g9hHWXgAU00?...
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Special Presentation: You Should Cancel Your Affiliate Contract
YouTube video by Ashely Miami
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I partake of the terrible beverage
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not just He, I’m Him
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Took a hit of the pre-roll, chugged a can of clam chowder, everything I see got the Mass Effect 1 for the PS3: Film Grain
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zaza’s got me feeling like a Flapjack still-frame
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Shopi ☆ Star (Comms Open) @shopistar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mom just described tear glands as "eye cloacas" and idk what to do with that info 😶
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𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑 @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
big walk (2026)
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, 2008 wasn’t that long ago
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish Tetris 99 was mobile, but that also seems like a good way to miss my stop on the commute
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My children will inherit this salmon steak
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So focused on being awake in an hour that I can’t fall asleep to take my nap
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feeling a couple ounces lighter #drained
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy 50th anniversary of the Mexico Filter getting voted in by Mexico’s congress
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Confessions: I got french toast today. I was asked if I wanted a small container of butter to go with it. I said yes. But deep down I knew. I wasn’t ever gonna use that butter. My hand feels heavy as I hold the butter over the trash can, but not as heavy, as my heart.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m buying this burger with a coupon, do I LOOK like I can afford to add a 60¢ slice of cheese to my Dave’s single?
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me In The Therapist Office: Yeah, sometimes I feel like I betrayed myself and trapped myself in the Time Chamber for 1000 years
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
/me Shoots clock on the wall, destroying the concept of time. “Well well, looks like you were too late to stop me. But don’t worry, you will never be late again, none of us will be. For how can we be late when time no longer governs our existence?” “Welcome, to the only moment you will ever know!”
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Push the tempo, kick the tempo, cook with the tempo, kiss the tempo, discuss empowerment of the working class with the tempo
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait, is McFarland USA technically a white Savior movie?
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For a guy like me…..(takes long drag of cigarette) Rainbow Road, is just Road
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Piccolo is such a cool, green guy, shout out to Piccolo
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Woah dude, eyes are the mirrors through which we experience both the ordinary and abstract, visual wonders of reality.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I washed dishes earlier today, now they’re dirty again, why? ?
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My body craves salts, carbs, sugars, and proteins
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had a moment with my roommates’ cat. This cat is super shy and jumpy. He started meowing so I started meowing back while laying on the couch. He suddenly jumped up on the couch, which startled me, which then startled him, and then we both ran in opposite directions.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Been a while since I played Warframe, but I do remember sometimes when I was farming certain missions and finishing too quickly, this lady would show up and say something like: “The Quest has fallen, millions must die” and tell you to kill everyone in the level.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think if I knew for certain that I was gonna get eaten within the next month or two, I’d change my diet to mostly oats and work out in such a way that I don’t get too much muscle, but the meat still has a little bit of chew without so much that I come across as gamey, I wanna aim for hearty and
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It must feel so good to be the goon that yells, “It’s da Bat!”
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You're eating past your bedtime, fucker. You're gonna get a tummy ache, dick.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m at my most powerful rn #Zenkaiboosting
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thinking about the haptic feedback VR vest again. I can take it, I can survive it on the highest shock level, I know I can. Ignore the fact that most people disable or minimize the shocks 5 minutes into using it. I’m different, I can take it. It is definitely worth it to get a $300 shock vest.
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PH @saddestbossista.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
im never topping this, this is my peak (old post)
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Brother, they’ve got cheese out there
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me as a kid, watching that one Spongebob episode where Patrick steals that guy’s comic book collection.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Out of all my friends, I’m definitely in the top 3 of people who are the most Test Subject coded.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think if I saw a celebrity wearing Groucho glasses in public I genuinely wouldn’t recognize them. I’d just be like, “Oh that’s just someone in Groucho glasses.”
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Hey Choom, did you peak at that datashard I gave you? Nothing on it? Feeling weird? Ah shit Choomba, I must’ve accidentally given you the Forever Weed datashard. It’s software that makes you high forever. Aw man, sorry choom. There’s no way to delete it. How about I buy you lunch as an apology?”
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been getting a lot of phantom taps on my phone lately. Accidentally dropped it earlier today and when I picked it up it had typed out: “Crash of the Titans Hype and Aura Compilation”
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Asterope @asterope-blast.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
big walk death stranding
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me, eating a large meal at midnight: It is our duty as individuals to challenge the pre conceived norms to find a lifestyle that we find fulfilling. If our happiness lies outside conventional wisdom, we must pursue and explore it. Me, waking up with 5 hours of sleep: Why is my acid reflux so bad?
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Local pervert leaves logistics job and goes home to work on his logistics modpack built to trick his friends into doing logistics with him.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yo, this pizza is my god. This pizza has just the right of sodiums and proteins. This pizza is made to cultivate the human spirit into becoming its ideal self over the course of an estimated 3 years. This Pizza could fry rice. This Pizza and I are the only things in this known universe.
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Short Circuit @shortcircuitid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s been a while since I’ve played Balatro. Can someone remind me how to get a double flusher?
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