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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 47m
Been watching vids from these two funny Brits lately! (Also, they're cute.)
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We Took The Cheapest Flight And It Went Wrong...
YouTube video by All The Gear
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Here, have a couple sunny afternoon chill songs from the 90s! Check out the their video by Michel Gondry for Sugar Water, too. youtu.be/EN9auBn6Jys
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Sugar Water by Cibo Matto.Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called In Your Arms by Miho Hatori.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Using credit is a big problem for us in the US, and relieved I've finally checked ✅ off one debt today! Checking ✅ off two remaining cards soon!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd like to clone myself please, but in the sci fi way where he'd be my age, have my learning/memories, and would make me get my ass out to a coffee shop, now. We could pretend to be long lost twins but people would suspect there's more going on in private. 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 There would be. 😄
Photo of a man in a living room. He's in a blue shirt, buzzed hair, a mustache and glasses.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you don't know Stereolab, don't talk to me! Jk! We can listen together to appreciate them more. This has been a favorite since its release last year.
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Transmuted Matter by Stereolab.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd like to clone myself please, but in the sci fi way where he'd be my age, have my learning/memories, and would make me get my ass out to a coffee shop, now. We could pretend to be long lost twins but people would suspect there's more going on in private. 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 There would be. 😄
Photo of a man in a living room. He's in a blue shirt, buzzed hair, a mustache and glasses.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't watched this movie more than twice but today is that day. 😉
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Check out this new post from the visit to my hometown (Wausau, WI) last night! shortblondeguy.com/2026/09/25/g...
Rib Mountain in Wausau Wisconsin, just after sunset, over Lake Wausau. Kinda looks like a Rorschach test.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Marked Safe From" meme image with blue flag, where someone added, "Compliance Training" as the punchline.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Check out this new post from the visit to my hometown (Wausau, WI) last night! shortblondeguy.com/2026/09/25/g...
Rib Mountain in Wausau Wisconsin, just after sunset, over Lake Wausau. Kinda looks like a Rorschach test.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah! Recently found that Scruff allows users to turn OFF the moments things. So tired of seeing those Reel/Story like circles up top, often with uninvited penises. Uninvited penises is part of why I use Bluesky! 😄 They made it tricky - toggle those ON to turn them off!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
- Posts selfie after buzzing down hair and types something about, 'gay powers.' -
Man with buzzed hair and beard has a mustache and glasses and looks prepared to head out for the day.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna vote from home for the first time ever! Go Minnesota! I'd be perfectly fine voting in person early or in Nov., but I wanted to vote by mail JUST TO SPITE THAT FUCKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE & HIS PUPPETEERS! FUCK YOU CHEETO FACE! 🖕🏻
Photo of a mail in voting ballot on a desk. Pertinent words have been edited out.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have this same question often.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Post!
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Superior Clouds
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The consumerist act of waking up early for a preorder is confirmation for me that capitalism is in its late stages, simply cos I can't get back to sleep.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My take about claims that Minneapolis is a dangerous place: It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings. Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent. But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city. -- Why are we used to this? --
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Usually I limit my 🤤 for old dead men to photographs in the 1800s... But this gets two 🤤🤤.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cool Bob Foes
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Take your "Year in Provence," and shove it up your assss." My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up. Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called I Spy by Pulp.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Take your "Year in Provence," and shove it up your assss." My first boyfriend gave me this album. Asked for it back when we broke up. Gave him a satisfying, "No!"
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called I Spy by Pulp.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Covid is still a thing yall! New vaccines are out! If they are available near you, get it done! Get poked! Don't be scared! 💉💉💉
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April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) with a Syringe
Alt: April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) with a Syringe from Parks and Rec
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If a very nice new neighbor has the loudest bang-on-the-wall, vocal sex... I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear... How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄 I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If a very nice new neighbor has the loudest bang-on-the-wall, vocal sex... I'm genuinely happy ANYONE has sex, but I WFH & definitely don't want coworkers or managers to hear... How would you let her know you don't wanna get fired for porn during work? 😄 I don't even watch straight porn! 😆
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is called Thread Numbering. Yay!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guess this is a new feature here where Bsky will display the number of posts when you've clicked the + sign, like I have on this post. No longer have to waste your character count typing, 1 of 3, at the end. See? ⬇️
Screenshot of a two I created using the + to create a series of consecutive posts.
The screenshot shows a new Bsky feature where it tells you the number in a series of posts. 1 of 2, 2 of 2. NEAT!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My take about claims that Minneapolis is a dangerous place: It is not unless you watch news outlets trying to get ratings. Maybe people expect Minnesotans are nice, & nonviolent. But yeah there was a shooting here, in America, again, which can happen in any city. -- Why are we used to this? --
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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William Shatner in Distress: The Twilight Zone
Alt: William Shatner in Distress: The Twilight Zone
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me to coworkers about impatient people: "If, 'patience is a virtue,' there are a LOT of people out there who are not as virtuous as they might think."
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
NEW Custom Scented CandlE for Gen X and Older! Hot Christmas Tree Lights
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Christmas Tree Lights
Alt: Christmas Tree Lights
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This video's youtube title card should've been here, where she sings, "No one knows, how I feel!" This was the 2nd, lower budget version of Stand Back's music video. Just her in front of this mic could have been the whole video. So beautiful, confident, & dare I say as a gay, SEXY! 😆
Photo of a living room corner with a television and Stevie Nicks singing the song Stand Back.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Y'all are gonna kill me but I only knew the character Carrie Bradshaw through memes on Tumblr. I never watched Sex and the City. 😄 I miss (the old) Tumblr. ❤️
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Drove 3 hours to help mom yesterday, while she's in care, only for her to have changed her mind on what we agreed to do. Kinda justifiably mad, but she's mom. 🥺 I did enjoy the 6 hour round trip yesterday, even on a highway where the biggest features are farms, in moderate rain. But still. 😒
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That daze of boredom at night where you are like, "I -should- go to bed," but you just are too bored to take action. 😄
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
6 hour round trip to help mom tomorrow. She's been having a tough time. 🥺 Not an entirely bad thing! • It's a road trip ❤️ • It's visiting mom ❤️ • It's helping her out ❤️ A favorite coping mechanism against stress is finding even the smallest good, in bad things. It helps me a lot!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man, if you do don't follow this account, sorry you've missed out! Rural 🍕 🍕!?
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Drag Race Down Under vs The World episode 6... ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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In Living Color Men On Film
Alt: In Living Color Men On Film
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A friend recently got me into Project Runway (season 22) and it's fun! Haha 💃🏻🥺
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You're an only child. Your only parent is kinda your best friend who's always been there. She's sick & may need assisted living & she's only 70, lives 3 hours away. You don't have friends after 16 months in a new city & you don't wanna bother your friends in your old city. You're me. 🥺
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Surprise Mural
The façade of Ballroom Marfa was transformed later last year to this incredible mural work, by Ozzie Juarez, and was a beautiful surprise when I visited Marfa this summer!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Flare Beach
Alki Beach in West Seattle is a favorite first stop when visiting friends in the area. Intentionally underexposed in-camera, for effect, of course. Turn up your screen brightness instead of...
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Nature SFW
By default, Nature's Safe For Work, right? ;)
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Calling All Bottoms! Tops Motel is the place for you! Visit Sterling, ND. They're waiting. #bottoms #tops
Dash cam video of an interstate highway under construction in North Dakota. There's a billboard on the right hand side, saying, "Tops Motel."
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I do have empathy for the terminally ill, but I remember that Poker Face episode with Judith Light, where her character was wheelchair bound, and could still do some pretty bad things. That is fiction of course, but sometimes life is stranger than that.
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Minnesota advocates push for medical release of terminally ill prisoners
Advocates say delays in Minnesota’s medical release process are keeping terminally ill people behind bars.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ugh! So sad!
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stand Back was peak Stevie Nicks, like Hung Up was peak Madonna. (I made bold statements. Fight me! 😄)
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location.Hillary Clinton in a working class person's kitchen, looking perhaps, astonished, perplexed or disgusted. There are plants in the sink and white appliances in the galley style kitchen.
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What things are horny-killers for you? • general/specific stress? • the guy you're gonna meet is missing all his front teeth (which could be a good or bad thing)? • pets are nosy when you're horny? • anything else?
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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Homophobic, when the foil seal doesn't come off of the Descovy bottle completely! 😉 #PrEP #hivprevention #knowyourstatus
Image of a pill bottle from above. The fake cotton is still in the bottle and the foil seal did not come off cleanly.
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