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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
cmon, what's a bit of carnal lust among friends?
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
them ovals
simple oval-shaped digital drawings of bulbasaur, ivysaur, and venusaur. drawn my me, shorpts
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Woobslooby 👹💀 @woobslooby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m doing my part..🌀🤓 ꒰ #woobsart l #artsky l #art l #digitalart | #spinda | #pokemon ꒱
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Born to tear out windpipes, forced to "no worries these things happen"
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Shat so bad I had to use a leafblower to air out
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Went on a hike. My thunderthighs so powerful I chafed my nutsack Oh if only someone could kiss my booboo better
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
goat ed or whatever idk english slang
a crude illustration created in microsoft paint of a goat with the face of Ed from the cartoon network cartoon Ed Edd and Eddy
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nathaniel's Notorious Blistering Hounds
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
why do american snack packaging look like this
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
man come on.
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
jason statham's character is a genuine delight in this movie
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i regret to inform you all i am immensely enjoying Fate of the Furious, the eigth installment in the Fast Saga
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
leguin
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
male ballerina named leotodd
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
scaring myself with the ocean game www.twitch.tv/shorpts
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Shorpts - Twitch
it's scary time
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Taco bellend
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
haven't streamed in a long time, so i'm just lookin for objects (Lost and Found Co.) www.twitch.tv/shorpts
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Shorpts - Twitch
the basement wizard. the red stick figure guy. the red haired elf.
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I've been working my way through the Fast and the Furious, most recently watching Furious 7, the seventh installment in the Fast Saga. it's genuinely so stupid and silly, but at least vin diesel gets one good line delivery at the end of the movie
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
project hail mary slaps
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Michael's Erect Citrus Beverage
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
be careful what you piss for
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I swear I shit less than I eat Where it going
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Great Barrier beef
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Digi @digionline.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
guy who wears earplugs when making out because he can't stand the sound of lips smacking
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
me at the morgue: not to worry you but i don't think this guy's gonna make it
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
is it possible to learn to love the sun
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
now get ready for: unprofessional wrestling
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
shampoo is a preference, not a necessity body wash mandatory though
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
all text communication is just sending letters
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I eat pasta with no sauce sometimes and it is the thing I've received the most flak for in my life
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
gettin my last wisdom tooth pulled today. gonna be so gigabrained now that my teeth aren't hogging all the wisdom 🧠
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
im makin moves my nuts can't keep up with
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
just finished part 2 of JJBA
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
sometimes I put my wireless headset on and i think "oh it's already on i can hear the white noise" like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...
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Blue @bluesharp.hair · 05/07/2025
will you let her grow some more
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm thinking a twitch birthday subathon this year Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm so bad at reading i only got 5 pages into old man and the sea
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
im a goblin slayer without the l
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Shenut butter
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
She smells jean cells at the bean store. .. s .she uh
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
She bell on my sprout til I weepin
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
is it some sort of dog??.?
The animal is a creature of some kind, feathered with webbed feet 
I'm suspecting it may not be a dog at all
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
punch out don't lie that mac be little
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I could make the tall wyverian guard in Suja a happy spouse I know it
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Shorts @shorpts.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
sometimes I just stand there and enjoy the fact that I own a refrigerator
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