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@shonnese.bsky.social
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UNC-CH|NCCU School of Law|UCLA•Screenwriter|Attorney|no longer retired Sports Agent|💙💛🐩🐩

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BARZ
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not even 9am.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d laugh but somehow…this sounds like something that would happen to me. Like the night I gave myself a black eye trying to get something out of my purse. Tell the squirrels Happy Thanksgiving?
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen, I can understand the impetus. She's amaaaaazing! But, my tastes swing more towards Michael B. But, if I were...I'd fight you for her.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See, I was going to wing-woman you, but now
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Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) - You Get Nothing!
ALT: Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) - You Get Nothing!
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And a bestie. I think she needs another bestie 🥰
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Overrated, absolutely not. But, can you identify a Babyface song from 10 miles away? Absolutely. If you're not into formulaic songwriters, then Babyface (and a TON of other #1 songwriters & artists) isn't for you.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Burned it down, and wrote a few lyrics to memorialize it. It was, indeed, a time to be alive. RIP Left Eye.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Colonoscopy time?
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dad's best friend had one of these. Many an adventure was had in the Lewis van. One was my mama yelling "we can see you" at a woman doing her business in the woods. But, none involved bumper cars with a crackhead and a Sega. Ahhh, the 80s.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If my mom were still here, she’d be moving her large collection of shackets, fleeces and jean jackets to the front of her closet. That woman loved some layers 🤭.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know that man was a card carrying member of the Let Your Freak Flag Fly Club, but Sister Patrice...you fumbled.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That man said I wanna be the only one you come for...and I'm guessing he didn't mean to engage in verbal fisticuffs 🤭.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My work here, is done.
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Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
ALT: Katniss Everdeen's Bon Courage Salute
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not a hood pastor. We have proof.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are t shirts?
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Yes Excited
ALT: Yes Excited
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nigerian Nemesis…teach me your ways!
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Evil Raccoon's Plan and Smile
ALT: Evil Raccoon's Plan and Smile
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't be scared.
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Rihanna Flirts with a Lip Bite
ALT: Rihanna Flirts with a Lip Bite
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fun-sized are the backbone of society. Do not reduce us to being chronic. We are not a disease.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like this is a statement you might later regret. You want us to climb that tree. You need us to climb that tree.
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Jack Nicholson: You Can't Handle The Truth
ALT: Jack Nicholson: You Can't Handle The Truth
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shortness is where the thickness originates. Leave us be.
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Harris Winks
ALT: Denzel Washington as Alonzo Harris Winks
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Misogynoir. That’s the answer.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anybody laid eyes on Mitch yet?
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What?? Bald baddies be bussin…or whatever the kids say.
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Angel Man's Cute Smile
ALT: Angel Man's Cute Smile
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m just happy you finally let those follicles go on to Glory.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Borg Queen: Perfection Takes Time, Dear (Star Trek Picard)
ALT: Borg Queen: Perfection Takes Time, Dear (Star Trek Picard)
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SCREAMING!! That’s not a chew, Ma’am. That’s a prison break. 🤣🤣🤣
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's time. That Creole lady's drops can only grow the follicles you already have, they can't turn back time. The Ghost has given up, and now it's your turn. #beabaldbaddie
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R.L. Bynum @rl-bynum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The #UNC women’s soccer team’s friendly against Shelbourne FC today at 2 p.m. ET/7 p.m. IST will stream free here:
loitv.ie
LOITV
The official streaming site of the League of Ireland, buy your season pass now.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In college, some friends and I were in NYC in Penn Station trying to get back to NJ. There was a bodega, a bottle of tequila with a worm, a couple of white guys w/no sense of direction & a homeless man involved. He was not harmed in any way, but was both annoyed and amused. Good times.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The bar is at the earth’s core.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We need to bubble wrap Jane. And she’s right.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cillian Murphy is the poster child for annoyance. I ❤️ Cillian Murphy.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mind you, this is the first thing I’m seeing on these interwebs today, and it’s too early in my Thursday journey to have so many questions.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He was confident that his audacity would get him the digits. Bless 'em.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@solomonrmissouri.com Did you know about this? How did I miss this??
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Christmas in August Throwback #hannahwaddingham #christmasspecial #rebeccawelton #biscuitswiththeboss #holidayspecial
TikTok video by ShortyTrochz
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kevin is talking to someone who couldn't fathom defending his own daughter and it shows.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is actually brilliant 😂. But yeah, she was down bad.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why were we having a similar conversation over on the ‘book?
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ooooo, you’re about to get recruited. The JWs ain’t got nothing on the polys 🤭. But, they may not be down with your “wear all white” rule.
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Bill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn
ALT: Bill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I see we're starting the week off right.
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Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
ALT: Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We're coming for your pens too.
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Easter Funny Shrek's Hilarious Face
ALT: Easter Funny Shrek's Hilarious Face
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That cobbler was cobbling
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Oprah Winfrey's Expressive Hand Gesture
ALT: Oprah Winfrey's Expressive Hand Gesture
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thanksgiving dessert babies is WILD
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Petty Ahhh Laughing Friends
ALT: Petty Ahhh Laughing Friends
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy birthday @solomonrmissouri.com! May your day be filled with blessings, grilled meat, the finest in skincare products and all of the best shenanigans (and joy) your heart can hold!
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50 Cent - Go Shawty Its Your Birthday (In Da Club)
ALT: 50 Cent - Go Shawty Its Your Birthday (In Da Club)
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You know Big Sandals is here for the entertainment too.
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You know what, I won't. But, if someone else does...
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Sasha: I'm Just Here To Participate
ALT: Sasha: I'm Just Here To Participate
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What?
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Innocent Silly Kid
ALT: Innocent Silly Kid
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are you sure about that?
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Thor Smiling with Hulk
ALT: Thor Smiling with Hulk
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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Solomon? They dragging you today.
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Are You Alright Calvin Rodney
ALT: Are You Alright Calvin Rodney
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