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Shonda Black

@shondablack.bsky.social
48 followers 13 following 15 posts

Hello! I’m Shonda Black, I’m 44 recently divorced😘 with 2 kids. 280 5’2, proud member of the fat black women association. I love African American cuisine! I’m on for shits and giggles, I thought “well why not!😂”

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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Omg guys!! You won’t believe it! My brother just got accepted into Harvard, I must admit especially for a black person that is one big accomplishment, he is one smart cookie!🥹🥹🫶🫶 #congrats #awsome #chinesebuffet #hesreaching #fatblack #alcoholic #billyidol #lesbian
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
OMG RIGHT?🤣🤣🤣 ugh society is so much worse nowadays I wish we could go back to slavery days. #simplertimes #cotton #space #echolocation #darkmintchocolatechip #whiteboard #bostonteaparty
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My oldest child said he wanted to make me lunch I come out to this bs on the plate. I took 2 bites and could barely even swallow it it was so terrible. I’m African not Caucasian what the hell even is potato salad. #ew #getthefuckout #hatemykids
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Um, just walked in on my youngest child #masturbating or as him and his little friends call it #gooning was that a proper use of that term?🤣 Anyways I didn’t really know how to handle the situation so as a punishment I put down his pet rabbit. #lol #RIP #flyhigh #haterabbits #jews
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Still waiting for that follow back baby🥰
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh my god! Right people?! Like come on she’s dragging the meme into the new year🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ she needs to take her 5 minutes of fame move on and start on only fans duhh maybe then I’ll support!🫶🫶🫶 #tvtimewithkids #boomermoment #hatemychildren #vietnam #rootbear
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My son wanted to play his music in the car. What the hell is a play boy carty and what in the world is he even talking about. I swear this bs makes me wanna swerve this car off a cliff and kill this little shit. God music was so much more pleasant back in the days. #textinganddriving #speeding
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Shonda Black @shondablack.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Umm.. I have a little bit of a weird share today bluesky, I’m pretty sure my youngest child is transgender.🏳️‍⚧️❌ You guys know how I feel about these things the only way I’ve thought of going about it is kicking him/her/she/them/then/whatever out. Comment any other suggestions you might have! #disowned
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jackk19.bsky.social @jackk19.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just wrapped up an incredible day at the war reenactment! 🎖️ Always amazed by the dedication of everyone involved and the history we bring to life. Huge thanks to the organizers and participants for making it such a memorable experience. Can’t wait for next year! #HistoryBuff #WarReenactment
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jackk19.bsky.social @jackk19.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Told my wife I liked my eggs scrambled, not turned into some avant-garde omelet experiment. She said, ‘You’ll eat it and be grateful.’ Guess I’m grateful for… creativity? #MarriedLife #ChefInHerOwnMind
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jackk19.bsky.social @jackk19.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ai is getting to realistic… Almost thought this was real!!!🤣
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