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Seth Holmes (he/him)

@sholmes.route-fu.net
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I'm a full time network engineer, married with children. Hobbies/likes include, but is not limited to: Acoustic guitar, mandolin, bluegrass music, and dogs.

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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 05/07/2026
Thanks, Charles!
King Charles says, "Happy treason day, peasants!"
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 20/06/2026
A comparison between Juneteenth Mac & Cheese vs July 4th Mac & Cheese.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 19/06/2026
On this Juneteenth...
Stop worrying about whether black people know you're a safe white person to be around & start making sure white people know you are not a safe person to be racist around.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 21/05/2026
They will look you dead in the face and say 35 rioters with guns, poles, bats etc were patriots, but an ER nurse with a camera And a registered firearm was a "domestic terrorist." 

The image is Jan 6 rioters attacking police with an American flag.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 03/05/2026
Top: Airplane painted Spirit Airlines
Bottom: Airplane painted Spirit Halloween
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 14/10/2025
Haven't seen this since 2019. #GoPats #NewEnglandPatriots
AFC East Standings shows the New England Patriots in first place ahead of the Buffalo Bills with identical 4-2 records thanks to a tie breaker. 

Dolphins 1-5 and the Jets 0-4 round out the conference.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 08/06/2025
MSNBC isn't covering it you say?
MSNBC coverage of LA protests as Matt Novak claims MSNBC and others aren't covering the LA protests.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 28/05/2025
My old rope hammock was falling apart. So I replaced it with a wider "sheet" hammock so all 3 kids could get in it. I'm pretty sure I liked the rope hammock better. This one may also have longer ropes. Here's a chipmunk that was hanging out on my rear deck.
Chipmunk chillin' on my deck chair.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 25/05/2025
Tim Cook decided to kiss Trump's ring and what did it get him? The fascists always turn on you too. The extortionists never go away.
Donald Trump posts that he told Tim Cook of Apple he's facing 25% tariffs if he doesn't move iPhone production to the U.S.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 12/05/2025
This dude just chilling on my front porch!
Squirrel on the front porch looking over the front yard.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 24/04/2025
RFK Jr. has announced a new 'disease registry' that will track Americans with autism. 

Reminder that the Nazis came for the disabled first. 

Making lists is not a red flag, it's a fog horn.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 16/04/2025
One of these photos is CECOT, El Salvador, present day. 

The other is Buchenwald, Germany, April 16, 1945.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 16/04/2025
Not the irony I was expecting in my news field.
Headline 1: Patients cut off from cheaper obesity drugs as the F.D.A. halts sales of copycats

Headline 2: McDonald's teases the return of snack wraps on social media
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 25/03/2025
Michael Che from 2020
2020 Michael Che said "I’m not even really a Democrat, I just vote, 'Not Republican.' Democrats are like condoms to me. I mean, I’ll use them ‘cause it’s safer, I guess. But it doesn’t feel good."
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 15/03/2025
You can help make trans kids happy and healthy. Or you can help make trans kids miserable and isolated. You cannot make trans kids cis.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 16/02/2025
If you see this post a knight.
Two knights in their horses.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 24/01/2025
I mean...
Anakin: "Can you answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?" 

Obiwan: "If you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid." 

Anakin: *stares*Two polar bears. 

Bear1: "Got any plans for today?" 
Bear2: "Do nothing." 
Bear1: "You did that yesterday." 
Bear2: "Didn't finish." From Cyanide and Happiness

Orange: "So, new years resolutions. You go first." 
Green: "I've resolved to stop being judgment of others." 
Orange: "I've resolved to start using herbal remedies instead of going to the doctor." 
Green: "I just broke my resolution." Cartoon by Brad Diller has a kid standing on a chair holding an instrument while their parent looks on. 

Parent: "Certainly a law degree is a worthwhile endeavor, son, but you need something to fall back on. Now practice your banjo."
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 17/01/2025
If you're thinking of this one, it doesn't make posts private.
Logged out setting for BlueSky
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 11/01/2025
Sometimes it's the simple things that make me happy.
Image of an SUV in the garage with snow on the ground outside.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 13/12/2024
Actually, Die Hard -- a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshalling of limited resources -- is a Hanukkah movie. 

-- Jacob Brogan via Twitter
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 12/12/2024
It looked like Santa had a rough night.
Inflatable Santa face down on the lawn, flat.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 01/12/2024
This is your annual reminder that you can sing Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to the tube of "Deck the Halls" and vice versa. 

"Gen'rals gathered in their masses
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa
Just like witches at black masses
Fa-la-la-la-laaaa, la-la-laaa-laaaa"
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 23/11/2024
Traffic jam.
Over a dozen turkeys blocking the road.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 21/11/2024
Me from a different era, with my sister.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 13/11/2024
Wouldn't this be cool?
Star Wars: What if? The Skywalker Empire.

Darth Vader without a mask sitting on the Emperor's Throne with Luke, Padme, and Leia behind him.

An aspirational idea, not something actually being promoted.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 21/01/2024
Imma just leave this here.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 13/10/2023
BluSky photo of the day...
A truck with BluSky across the back.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 07/10/2023
You are not apolitical, you are simply comfortable in the current political climate.
You are not apolitical, you are simply comfortable in the current political climate.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 06/10/2023
I know where they need to build the next road.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 04/10/2023
Recaptcha image showing various speakers checked off and two of Kevin McCarthy not checked. The caption is "select all speakers".
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 28/09/2023
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 18/09/2023
Blue Sky photo of the day...
Blue Sky Center office park

Oracle
Nth Cycle
Netbrain
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 17/09/2023
In case anyone I know is following this account, it's fake.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 28/08/2023
The Washington Post app offers to read the article to you. And it's read by a human. @washingtonpost.com
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 05/08/2023
Sea lion laying on a rock.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 30/07/2023
"To Catch a Predator" never filmed an episode outside a drag queen's home. But they did film 20 episodes featuring football coaches, clergy, doctors, lawyers,
, brothers, and uncles. 

Imagine of Donald Trump talking to Rudolph Giuliani who is in drag.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 28/07/2023
Makes me think of one of my favorite cartoons.
"Certainly a law degree is a worthwhile endeavor, son, but you need something to fall back on. Now practice your banjo."
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 24/07/2023
I got this one in Salem.
Charter Street Cemetery
Welcome Center
No Entry
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 23/07/2023
One of my two favorite pictures from this time in my life... Reskeet a picture of you looking cool.
Seth Holmes as Sir William Sidney in armor with sword walking toward the camera, his opponent lies dead in the background.
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Seth Holmes (he/him) @sholmes.route-fu.net · 13/07/2023
Karl Sharro write: Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted. @KarlreMarks
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