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Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified:

@shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy

9 followers 1 following 90 posts

IT security Hokie. 20 years of AppSec, ICAM and PKI. Incorrigible black belt. PhD. Thing doer. Borg liaison. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@shofutex, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

Blueberry muffins! #baking athletelunchbox.com/eggless-protein…

Blueberry muffins cooling on a metal rack on a granite counter

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Found this elsewhere.

A comic strip. First panel is OpenAI at a podium saying “we hacked someone by access.” The crowd is cheering and there is confetti. Second panel is Anthropic at a podium saying “we hacked someone by access.” The crowd is cheering and there is confetti. The third panel is a person at a podium that says intruder: “I hacked someone by accident.” The crowd looks sad and concerned. The final panel is the intruder in handcuffs with police walking towards a police van.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

I am instituting this at work going forward.

A post by Adam Danyal stating “how to make meetings more productive and shorter.” It is a picture of folks in a circle doing planks looking at their devices, strongly implying everyone must plank through the meeting.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Terry Pratchett
'You sound a very educated man for a
barbarian', said Rincewind.
'I didn't start out a barbarian. I used to be a school teacher. But I decided to give it all up and make a living by the sword.'
'After being a teacher all your life?'
'It did mean a change of perspective,
yes.'
'But... well... surely... the priva-tion, the terrible hazards, the daily risk of death ... '
Mr Saveloy brightened up. 'Oh, you've been a teacher, have you?'
- Interesting Times
@twinkbeyond_secondary

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

These guys look neat #Mosstodon #LichenSubscribe

Big white mushrooms with interesting tops from the side in grass.

Big white mushrooms with interesting tops in the grass.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

Soon!

One neon green skeleton, two normal skeleton, and a separate skull in a bucket on the road in the dark

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Found this elsewhere on the internet.

A warning street sign on a curve with a picture of a giant snail running over or eating a human.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

One on each side of my desk today 😀 #catsOfMastodon

A black cat curled up on a beige cat tree

A gray tabby curled up on a beige/gray cat tree

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

A picture of a Siamese-ish car wearing a blue bow tie in front of a staircase that leads to a field with the text: I apologize to everyone who has been a victim of my poor social skills

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

A picture of a fence post with a rope through. It looks like a sad face with the rope as its nose. The text says: sorry to bring everyone down. This is a sad post.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Eggless zucchini bread! #Baking mommyshomecooking.com/easy-eggless-…

A loaf of eggless zucchini bread on a wire rack in front of a second loaf that has already been sliced.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

A picture of an orc from lord of the rings with the text:

When work makes you change your password every 90 days
The age of Password123 is over
The time of Password124 has come!

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

A set of metallic bunnies on some astroturf surrounded by stores.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

🤣

A social media thread:

itsmetonyac: Tiny Al tip: You are allowed to tell it "Nope.
That's not me."
Seriously.
Too formal? Tell it.
Too long? Tell it.
Sounds like a robot wrote it? TELL IT.
You don't have to accept the first answer Al gives you. Talk back. That's where it starts getting useful.
thisoneOverhere: Hey so there's another really good way to make sure things actually sound "like you." You'll never guess what it is. People hate this one simple trick.
tsierraauthor: And honestly? It might change your life.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Apparently he has *never* been fed… #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat laying as flat as he can on his side on a wooden floor to look as pathetic as possible to get more food

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Found this elsewhere… #StarTrek

A bowl of gagh (a Klingon delicacy) with the text:
Pumpkin spice gagh
*thIngan 'eSpayS Gagh*
A Warrior's Autumn Rite.
(Harvest Spice Gagh)
A Bold Taste of Fall
*He' qonbogh*
Limited-Time Harvest Quantities. Order now. Qapla!

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Hunting for pets #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat on a wooden floor on his back looking at the camera with his pause in the air and the white tuft of his belly hair exposed.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

Inspirational quote.

What appears to be a scan of paper:

You think Scooby needed to stop being scared first?
He was TERRIFIED every episode.
Still solved the mystery. Do it scared.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

I see you! #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat peering up from underneath a table. You can see the top half of his eyes and his ears. In the background you can see a blurry vacuum.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

Found this elsewhere and found it hilarious

An askreddit thread:

u/HashtagHashtag907: What is a completely random fact that doesn't sound true but actually is?
_TheFlame_: We've all kicked a pregnant lady

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

💯

An Oregon-trail-style pair of horses and wagon with the text: “please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s”

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

🤣

A pin with a picture of a brown horse with the saying: “give a man a horse he’ll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water

There is no closing quotation mark

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

🤣

A sticker of a duck holding a knife in front of a laptop with the phrase: I hope this email finds you before I do.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Saw this outside a few weeks ago. #lichensubscribe

A mushroom with a wonderful brim top surrounded by grass

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

Where to go?

A yellow arrow on the ground pointing to the left

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

What OS is Wonkaware based on?

A purple tablet with a blue error screen in front of still from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with the following text: LOADING GFX...
LOADING ANIMS...
L0A DING FONTS...
LOADING SOUNDS...
FINISHING UP
UNABLE TO DETECT IO BOARD!
WONKAWARE 2.06

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

An image of a shark eating another shark with the text: @ASTROPHILESZ
BREAKING: A female shark in a Seoul aquarium didn't like a male shark bumping into her, so she ate him.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2025

My sweet previously feral cat enjoying my petting her next to the desk like an evil mastermind 😈#CatsOfMastodon

A gray long haired tabby lifting her arm up so I can pet her under her arm while she’s curled up on a carpeted cat pedestal.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2025

A picture of a person at a laptop with the caption: Download smaller viruses to your computer to help it build an immunity

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2024

Judgement

A gray tabby looking down and judging me from the hallway railing

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/11/2024

Found this elsewhere, but it is nonetheless true.

A cartoon showing four people planking in front of a laptop with the caption “how to run short & effective meetings”. The second panel shows three people doing this in real life.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2024

A long haired gray tabby on the floor with her front paws crossed like hands.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2024

Saw this on another site. Amazing 🤣

A Pokémon trainer sees e^x
“A wild exponential function appeared!”
The Pokémon trainer puts it in d/dx(e^x)
“You used differentiate!”
The Pokémon trainer sees e^x
“It’s not very effective…”

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2024

Or… hear me out… maybe it underscores that our credit scoring system and loan processing system is broken.

A WIRED headline:
The public leak of social security numbers this week underscores the long-term risks of data breaches

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2024

:blobaww:

Brandon Leon-Gambetta’s post:
@blg.bsky.social
D&D 2024 compatibility is VERY simple.
-If it's in the new book, use 2024
-if it isn't, use 5e
-if it's in 5e and 3rd, use 3.5
- if it's recovered per short rest, use 4th ed
-if it's a house rule, use AD&D
-if you're a fighting-man IRL, use the OSR of your choice
It's simple backwards compatibility.

Posted on Aug 5, 2024 at 19:53

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2024

A long-haired tabby cat with a clipped ear on the staircase landing.

A one-eyed black cat chilling on a blue chair.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2024

:blob_grinning_sweat:

An older man greets a younger man in a hoodie and says: “So my daughter says you work at Microsoft?”
The younger man says: “I am the lead developer behind Microsoft Teams”
The older man says: “You have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my house.”

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2024

User sarah radz @sarahradz_
I want Al to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want Al to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.

Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2024

A picture of Mr Rogers with the words “Be the person Mister Rogers always knew you could be”