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John Schumacher

@shoehoo.bsky.social
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Just another wiseass. Connoisseur of the ridiculous. My life's labor is words. Music is my jam. Find my music writing at The Amp turnuptheamp.com/?author=641916379f…

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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I ever did a religion, it would be Dan Reeder-Iris DeMent-based
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A proud Milwaukee moment - when Atlanta came to town last year, a bunch of Atlanta fans started doing the tomahawk chop and were roundly jeered until they stopped. Go ahead and cheer for your team - nobody minds that - but keep that racist junk outta here
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't think the ball is dead on ball 4 - if ball 4 is a wild pitch, the guy on first could advance to second and then third. But I think there's umpire's discretion on a replay challenge
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe a toxic outgrowth of fantasy sports. There's not much communal experience in fantasy sports - everyone's got their own team; no one's rooting for the team we're all rooting for
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And housing! I saw granite countertops in some on-campus apartments. Man... I kinda feel like you should live in a shithole in college so that you have something to aspire to!
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Restarting soon?
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
yes
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm a subscriber and I heartily support this
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rando on the internet! If you're looking for an Asian place next time, friends took us to Gai Noi, which was fantastic www.gainoimpls.com
gainoimpls.com
Gai Noi | Discover Authentic Lao Cuisine
Explore Gai Noi, a Minneapolis restaurant offering authentic Lao dishes, online ordering, private dining events, and catering. Visit us today for a delightful experience.
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hat tip accepted. Love that place. And I took my own advice a couple months later and got the borscht and a couple pierogi
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am watching from afar - Brewers fan here! - but I feel like the Phillies decided a few years ago to just get the best bats (and pitching) they could find and let the defense fall where it may. Not an unreasonable strategy when you can't have everything (*cough* Dodgers)
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think defense is hard to measure, and the defensive metrics are a little bit beyond my depth of knowledge. But measures like this put them pretty low. (And I can't imagine Harper being successful in the OF after 4 years at first) archive.fieldingbible.com/TeamDefensiv...
archive.fieldingbible.com
Fielding Bible
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I understand getting a bat, but... hoo boy. The Phillies defense has been a clown show for a couple years, and this might be a full circus. Bad enough to lose a playoff game or two
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's a great fest that's somehow free, but draws some really good acts. If you can take off a day or two from work, Thursday-Friday is the sweet spot. Sets from noon to midnight and minimal crowds
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
must be. In all my games over the years, I don't think I've ever seen chorizo win. It's actually kinda weird...
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what the? Is it Cinco de Mayo already?
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nobody throws out a baseball with more disgust than Trevor Megill
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of my all-time favorite performances was Swamp Dogg at Americanafest in a packed, sweltering Vinyl Tap, him dressed like somebody’s old uncle at the family picnic, getting permission to do “just one more” at the end of his set, then launching into a 30-minute jam of “Sam Stone.” Love that guy!
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gotta be that IHOP on Miller Park Way. The Apple TV reporter will meet him there for pancakes
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Allison Russell!
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They should be required to have a warning sticker on them. Like, right in the middle of their forehead
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
what the actual fuck is wrong with us? www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
reuters.com
Delaware court upholds voting by companies in small town's election
A judge in Delaware, where many big U.S. companies are incorporated, ruled ‌on Tuesday that a small town that allows corporations to vote in municipal elections was not violating the state's constitut...
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Maybe if he gets a broken wing. Or, wait, is his middle name Kyrie?
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Lester Miz
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And everything else Brandy Clark has ever written!
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
this is one of the ways in which having a pet is *exactly* like raising kids
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Providing less than ICU care but charging ICU prices
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's like the NBA is actively trying to drive away fans! Pretty soon we'll be back to watching the finals on tape delay after the local news
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To be fair, *everyone* needs an editor
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Four .100 hitters and a .200 hitter get 5 hits off the best pitcher on Earth. Baseball's a funny game
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Kinda feel like the Onion should only do real stories on April Fools day
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I couldn't bear to disappoint Louisa that way
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
She was really impressive. And dang, wish I'd seen you (and Dave!) there - I would have said hi
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
One of the joys of music fests is discovering great bands you didn't know. Like the awesome Finlands at @sxsw.com
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
BOC! Hearing them blasting from my brother's room was my intro to rock music
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm willing to pay $200 now and again for bands I should see once in my life... The Stones, Springsteen, Beyonce, stuff like that. But I can't imagine $400+
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I remember a kid in high school who saw AC/DC and could just barely hear for 3 days afterward. I wonder about him sometimes. 40 years later, I'm seeing them this summer... I'll have earplugs
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ah, this makes me so happy, to see Dan and Peggy Reeder on national TV. Truly a gem www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQR...
youtube.com
"Maybe" - Dan & Peggy Reeder (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
oof... hang in there! Our first was a crier. Never been so frustrated in my life. Nothing made her stop for long. Until finally we started supplementing with bottle feeding - she was just hungry all the time, poor kid
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm fortunate to be largely unscathed (lightly scathed?), but I do have a wee bit of tinnitus on occasion. Unfortunately, ear damage doesn't heal
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Indeed! I literally just bought some in preparation for SXSW. My ears have survived Americanafest and Big Ears just fine, but I think a few bands on my Austin list might shred in more ways than one
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Those $20 shows are such a better experience too - you're 20 feet from the musicians, and it's a visceral experience. You can *feel* the music being made. So often the $250 show leaves you 200 feet from the stage, watching it on a screen, barely connected to the music creation
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Also great. I think you could throw a dart at the Old 97's discography and hit an album better than most bands' best
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
But what if I said it's actually Fight Songs? No, wait, Satellite Rides! (god that's such a good band...)
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
ahhhh, I see. Makes sense, I reckon
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I thought input from the dugout was not allowed?
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love that place so much. Glad you liked!
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Enjoy! Literally yesterday I just finished the pierogi I brought home last summer and froze. Little fried onion, little bit of sour cream... damn fine comfort food
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John Schumacher @shoehoo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Kramarczuk's! An incredible Ukrainian deli and restaurant. Get the borscht, and maybe some pierogi, and then hit the deli and bakery for a bunch of stuff to go (bring a cooler). It's a mandatory stop whenever we go there for Brewers games (MKE guy here) kramarczuks.com/about/
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