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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Knowing that you felt immense pain for no apparent reason when this happened makes it so much sweeter

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Low IQ Barry Glendenning having a bout of Arsenal Derangement Syndrome

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

it must hurt you that the best-performing English team are the supposed leaders and biggest dependents on this "cheating" at corners

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Think you'll find it was always legal. Secondly, how does "cheating on set pieces" affect another team's quality in open play? What kind of cope is this?

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Stuff this charts man. No clue what this shit is. Rather the eye test

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

there were no footballing reasons, just a bunch of people with low IQ

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

"pressure"? how about just vote?

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

i threw up on it and he just KEPT GOING???? like bro let me fucking breathe??? do u not feel my wingstop all over us rn 💔

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

How do you validate the numbers that come out of this tool?

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Source on players being done at 25,000?

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

You’ve just signed a third player there

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

So you think Arsenal should have fewer forwards than they had last season?

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

and how exactly does the trossard retention complicate it?

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Santi Cazorla, 40, scores the goal to send boyhood club Real Oviedo to the La Liga 2 playoff final 🧙‍♂️ Cazorla donated his own money to stop club going bust in 2012, then overcame a flesh-eating infection to continue career. Now this. Romance isn't dead 💙

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Time to drop the really big bomb: @mikelarteta is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, MA!

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

STOP PUTTING DIARRHEA MEDICATION ON THE BOTTOM SHELF AT THE PHARMACY

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Wirtz to Lfc sucks. No way around it. He’s a fantastic player & makes them a lot better. But other clubs were never going to just sit still. What matters is what we do. Last summer we missed the mark & that means the pressure is on even more this summer. Im cautiously optimistic

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

EXCL: Arsenal and Sporting have an agreement for the transfer of Viktor Gyökeres.

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Charmin ultra strong is the perfect balance between soft and strong. Costco ultra strong is dusty as hell and not strong at all. One case of the runs and you'll never buy that cheap bs again.

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

she cheated on me didn’t she

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

That poly impulse to hack relationships with tech 😭 I printed QR codes on my gf's panties. Her playmates get instant access to an info sheet on my (and our !) boundaries. A bit nerdy? Yup. But what won her over?—"I 100% trust you. I want to trust your sweeties, too."

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

OR SOME TIME IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

ANDREA BERTA WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW!

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

HEARING ANDREA BERTA HAS SIGNED HIS CONTRACT!

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

🚨EXCL: Declan Rice MISSING from squad to face Nottingham Forest after falling out with Arteta!

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

LIVERPOOL ARE WINNERS. They will find a way through

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Understand that Arsenal are exploring the possibility of understanding the situation of a striker tonight, to assess the chance of making a call to get the ok from the player and subsequently conduct monitoring to keep tabs on the player for the summer window

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK WE’VE DRAWN TO OLEKSANDER USYK

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

And I get it, you know. Being a spoiled fan is dumb, and plenty of fans don’t see their teams win anything, but this is a personal thing for me. I have given up on every other club that has made me waste three decades watching. I don’t see why this should be any different.

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I’ve spent the last two years playing calculus with how much of my time and head space I can give to something that never rewards me. I think I’m basically done now. Maybe Arsenal can win the title or UCL one day, but I can’t spend decades or years sorting it out. I’ll come back one day.

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

WHAT PHASE IS ARTETA IN? HOLD THAT LEE GUNNER

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I’m Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Watching arsenal right now is like douching 5 times before a date and the water still isn't coming out clear 😔

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Admiring Peacock for displaying the pride flag against the wishes of homophobes watching. Love the cock!

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shoddysmoke @shoddysmoke.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Rainbow Laces is solely about making people feel welcome at football, in an industry that lags way behind society in LGBTQ+ representation That’s it. A simple message of decency And no one is forcing anyone to play in a wealthy league that has this value

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