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The Whetstone Heart

@shockmommy.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Electrologist in pdx, urglaawer/folk witch, shitposter, writer, solarpunk, radical leftist (the nice kind) linktr.ee/whetstoneheart

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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Can’t believe Nick Offerman’s American Ham special is free on YouTube and there’s still a male loneliness epidemic. It’s literally a 10 step guide to getting a hot big titty goth gf in the form of jokes and songs
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This is the kinda propaganda i can get behind. Rare OC for you 😌
Meme political cartoon of someone being hypnotized into loving beans and oats sorry I can’t translate it all right now
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’ve been returning to physical media this year. $25 for a used Blu-ray player. Finding $2 Blu-rays and $1 dvds in thrift stores of gems that you either can’t find streaming anymore or cost you $3-5 to rent on Amazon. I have a small collection of stuff I love rewatching now.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My slutty lil slice
A nice picture of a slice of Costco pepperoni pizza glistening in the sun
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Wow, bulk skibidi toilet toys at Costco. The meme cycle has completed. This era of memes are officially dead and not cool. Cant wait for the next gen
Pallets of 1.5 foot tall dolls of humanoids with robot heads. The box reads “skibidi toilet titan mega figs”
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Bussy out at Costco
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Portland is like another country. Just watched an aquarobics class exercise to Ethel Cain’s Perverts in its entirety after doing a land acknowledgement.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
No but genuinely this is such a weird thing bc i desperately want my parents to connect with me and they desperately want their parents to disconnect from them and yet we are both taking damage from it and will never have parents that step up and do the right thing so 🤷🏼‍♀️
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Oops I complained about my emotionally neglectful parents to my friends when they were complaining about their overt narcissistic abuse parents and now I look like I can’t hang how do I fix this Reddit I mean bluesky
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Seeing as ww1 was started over England’s desire to carve up the Ottoman Empire to be exploited for oil, it makes me wonder who has plans to carve up the USA for exploitation after a strategically nudged war
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Are they allowed to make movies without military propaganda anymore? 🥲 Elio was very cute and heartwarming and there was absolutely no reason for the aunt to be in the military.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Happy Solstice, Bluesky. Go outside 🍄
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Would be pretty neat if someone Tiananmen squared Trump’s military parade
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Writing a sci-fi short story about a guy who is obsessed with shemale porn from other alien species. It’s a lot of shaved down tusks, dyed feathers, and amphibian gender changes of workaholics in male dominated career fields. I am a visionary
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I think a movie about the Nuremberg Sky Event of 1561 would be fucking awesome. Shoot it with a split perspective between gilded obnoxiously colorful nobles and scholars on the ground having a spiritual and political meltdown and the various warring aliens factions oblivious to the humans below
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Duel wielding a Gatorade and a monster
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Randomly got in the mood to listen to a band I haven’t listened to in a year or two. Turns out they got a new album dropping any minute now. Incredible luck!
Spotify Screenshot of black moth super rainbow’s album counting down to drop in 14 minutes 35 seconds
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I’m going to h mart want me to grab you anything?
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Rank me 5th for nyc mayor please I know you don’t really have a 5th in mind anyway and also it would be funny tysm
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I! Love! Community! Centers! 😍
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Be the auntie you want to see in the world
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
You could bring manufacturing back to US soil… Just make it publicly owned. Target an industry or even a specific tool you deem vital to American life. Produce it at high quality with highest worker standards. Tax payer funded, zero profit incentive. Everyone gets one. It lasts forever.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Fuck coffee shops, I’m doing laptop work in dive bars. ✅ WiFi ✅ booth seating ✅ happy hour prices ✅ dead empty ✅ don’t have to buy alcohol, they’re just happy someone is there at non-peak hours
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Society doesn’t need rich people.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Apples and peanuts butter ✅ Apples and cheese ✅ Apples and balsamic vinaigrette ✅
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Thank god for community centers. Everyone should have easy access to one in their neighborhood. They’re a blessing
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If challengers was about pickleball those boys would have been balls deep in each other every other scene
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hot take but open casket funerals are important for grieving and I will be having one. Look at my fucking corpse please
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You know what’s going to happen if the Trump administration forces wage garnishment for student loans payments? You will make a couple hundred people homeless in 3-6 months. We will break the 1 million homeless mark within the year.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’m sorry fellow white queers, but part of decolonizing is not taking rocks home from your hikes
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Not that anybody asked but if they make another d&d movie it should be a whole new cast and storyline every time. Get a whole franchise going. New settings, new class combinations, new stakes. It’ll keep the franchise alive way longer
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Rage. Full of white hot rage. Fuck England. Fuck The US. Fuck El Salvador. Fuck every billionaire. Fuck every oil company. Fuck everyone using slave and child labor. Fuck the prison system. Fuck ICE. Fuck every class traitor who allowed any of this to happen
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
One day of pickleball and my whole body is in pain. How did I play sorta every day in school and be fine? 😂 gotta keep going to get to the other side of this ig
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I love you Latin America
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Finally played pickleball 😍✨ I’m obsessed. I’m gonna get sooooo annoying now
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Check your student loans, people. My debt got bought by a company that immediately went out of business or something, all my accounts are zeroed out. Thank god I ignored them all these years ✌🏻
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Manifesting Hasan Piker DMing me on Grindr
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Yall im starting to get excited about Zohran Mamdani. The policy changes he is proposing in New York are pretty exciting compared to the current landscape and if he wins it could set a new precedent. The world is watching
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The only thing that makes me wish I was older is the chance to have seen Selena in concert 🥲
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Ever since trumps inauguration I have seen a shocking spike in young people (who typically don’t drink very much these days) making memes and TikToks glorifying alcoholism. It’s all in a cutesy jokey way but it went from 0 to ubiquitous extremely fast.
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Every couple of years I decide I hate the way I dress, conclude I know nothing about how to dress myself, and then reinvent my look. Like a self loathing cicada ready to re-emerge all over again. Such a fun and relaxing processsssss 🙃🔥
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
People keep trying to get Chappell roan to crash and burn with fake controversy. God forbid a woman do anything. God forbid a pop star diva act like a pop star diva. You will never find a messiah. No one will ever live up to perfection. Shut the fuck up
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Alpha/beta/sigma is just blue hair and pronouns for conservatives
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yoga teacher read us a poem from parable of the sower at the end of the queer/trans sliding scale Tuesday evening gentle yoga class. Portland, OR really is just like that
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Are you doing anything personally to prepare for the US economy to drop into a serious recession/depression?
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Bloody urine droplets on the public toilet seat 🧍🏼‍♀️hope they’re ok
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I hate the GDP 💖
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy birthday to all transgenders. May the unmarked vans never find us
Bugs bunny in drag getting his passport checked
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The Whetstone Heart @shockmommy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
More like honk tuah the way I’m doing it
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I don't miss spring actually
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