Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 20/08/2026I just found out Zoom's in-meeting AI assistant is called 'ZoomMate'. Excuse me, I'll be finishing this ritual circle outside so I can summon the meteor. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 18/08/2026@mikebithell.bsky.social As I see your face, that reminded me to go do this. SEE MIKE, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 050
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 03/08/2026How do you know your brain is games-rotten? When you see a ranndom Reel in front of a door and immediately say out loud 'Coastline, Rainbow Six Siege'. IFYKYK. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 27/07/2026Oh wait, I got one, and I will NOT APOLOGISE for suggesting it! 060
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 27/07/2026Fuck. I *started* to post Pretty Hate Machine, then the ravages of Chronos himself pointed out that was 1989. 110
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 19/02/2026Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, here revealed as Cyberdyne Systems Nonce-800, presumably was just trying to check Sarah Connor wasn't on the island. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 16/02/2026@ironspike.bsky.social I can't reply sadly, but I see your 'Playing House' C&H, and raise you this absolute diamond of short-form, minimalist storytelling. 010
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 10/02/2026@rossignol.bsky.social @marshdavies.bsky.social Oh my days yes.... 010
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 10/02/2026@evilhat.bsky.social I'm sure I won't be the only one to say this, but.... *Sobs in Australian* 100
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 20/01/2026Biscuits! It’s only world’s greatest Dad Bandit! (Literally just walked up to him, said you’re the spit of Dave McCormack, he said ‘yeah cos I am’) 😂 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 20/12/2025The Whitsundays are… well, they’re really something. You never believe the hype about a place, but they manage to meet the hype and then some! Just… mind boggling natural beauty. 120
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 04/10/2025Literally every convicted felon in the world, serving and finished, who ever had a sentence longer than this... 020
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 23/09/2025You thought all those 80s Mums collected spoons for no reason? 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 08/09/2025Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains 110
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 30/08/2025I regret NOTHING about my impulse purchase today. #transformers #mtmte 010
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 19/08/2025On the fob of the loan car I’ve got whilst it’s in the garage. Just say ‘Don’t put it in your butt’. Be honest. We all know what you meant. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 06/07/2025High five Kat - when my daughter was born, I wanted her to have her own Hobbes, which I got stitched off Etsy. She’s 10 now, and he’s still her most treasured teddy bear. 040
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 18/06/2025@supergiantgames.bsky.social Can we get some wallpapers (particularly Ultrawide!) featuring some of the art, in particular the new pieces? It's amazing! 050
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 12/06/2025There's not many times I'll fully laugh out loud for real whilst browsing, but this particular Internet Ouroboros managed it. 020
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 31/05/2025@nomansbsky.bsky.social Hi Sean! (Shot on Goon Prime, the Something Awful system in Aptarkaba) 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 23/04/2025I mean, look at it. This is some weapons grade 70's Ralph Mcquarrie concept art on display, and I am HERE for it. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 23/04/2025@rossignol.bsky.social - On our local RPG Discord - I'm going to do my best to not be upset we're not mutuals, whilst Mark is. 120
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 03/04/2025Kindred moment - Genuinely a bit of an awakening moment for a young Dave Knowles. 010
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 31/03/2025I am now receiving, I kid you not, a PowerPoint presentation from my 10 year old on ‘things I want but I don’t need’ 110
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 29/03/2025So Activision, you're saying, yourselves, that the aim assist in your game is so egregious, that 60% of _ALL REPORTS YOU RECEIVE_ are made by people saying pad aim looks like an aimbot. And you don't think this is an issue you should maybe address? #CallOfDuty #Warzone #Gaming 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 26/03/2025Knocking out that 10,000 word whitepaper I'm releasing in a week. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 26/03/2025Imagine operating a nuclear armed country, and still being like 'Don't worry guys I'll speed dial my invisible sky wizard buddy to ensure everything goes well' You want the moral certainty a deity gives you? Cool. You do you. But when you think it genuinely influences military action? Wild. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 25/03/2025Whoever is running the Assassin's Creed X account needs to get double pay. 010
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 16/02/2025#Warhammer #40k Discussion on Something Awful about Daemons, and whether the Daemon Primarchs are themselves - My contribution: 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 15/02/2025My production at SparkLabs today at the museum - I shall name thee, Lave Station. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 14/02/2025Sometimes, the visuals No Man's Sky generates entirely accidentally truly are a magnificent achievement. 191
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 10/02/2025Be a dear Virgin and feel free to fuck the fuck off on this delay. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 08/02/2025Wake up, make coffee, sit down, then have that quiet word to yourself - “you’ve not done bad for a lad that was squatting in 1999” 010
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 08/02/2025Very, very funny, but only because I’m at a distance to the whole fiasco. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 07/02/2025@travisfimmel.bsky.social cracking my first one for a Queensland Friday avo, cheers Travis! 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 06/02/2025Wanna know that online multiplayer is cooked? Amazon are shipping 6,000 Cronus a month. That's how widespread the problem is, purely because bothering to invest in community, or prevention, got in the way of lootboxes, live services or whatever the latest heroin was. Every month, another 6,000. 000
Dave Knowles @shockeh.com · 15/01/2025@dadlanau.bsky.social chat was discussing how to summarise what the group was… Incredible it needs to be pointed out, really. 000