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@shobujames.bsky.social
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I'm an invincible old man

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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 1h
I think it's fun that we spend so much energy on the camaraderie of hating the current US administration only to find out that there are some wild stances hiding amongst us. when it happens, we're so used to having one, shared enemy, that we don't really know what to do about it! fun times
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 18h
down to 25:25 🫡
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
crying on the inside because I only had 3 treats left for my kitty who likes to run around the house looking for treats we hide for her 😔
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my stance of "yunayu left bsky because of how mean people were being" softens with each post of Art Trend she's made after her account deletion
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
really just unfortunate all around imo. a network of quote posts and screenshots is an effective breeding ground for moral rabidity. while it's true that people underestimate the soft power of playful art trend engagement, that's not the time or place to be fighting with fire.
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
READ MY BIO I MEANT THAT SHIT
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bro all yunayu had to do was draw her little character eating crayons. people loved that stuff
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bummer, was hoping the roseselsa ceramics would be on a deal but NOP
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this game was very cool
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just beat Mario 64 in 29 minutes (16 star plus mips' star by accident)
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To most people age 40+, 81mg is known as "baby aspirin" because it was the pediatric dose up until the 80s, where its pediatric use was discontinued. everyone still calls it this. I *know* the only reason he's taking 325mg is because it's not "the baby one."
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mean rich blonde girls have existed long long before the bigot's wizard story. post those ones instead, ezpz
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven't finished it but personally I'm uhhhhh not really feeling the Castlevania demo. I'm sure it'll do fine as a video game for most people. maybe it had to be this way in the modern age. a video game about Castlevania. it just doesn't..... feel fun to play?
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this depends heavily on the criticism, first of all. also, as a critic, don't expect everyone to share your criticisms of things, or feel them with the same weight. these are all opinions and no one is "correct." it's okay to be a lover or a hater!
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when I was 17 and uhh not going to school, and had no irl friends, my computer broke somehow but we had internet still so I used the Wii internet browser to get on forums and send messages
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
learning to speedrun mario 64 :)
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 36/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
worked 46 hours this week. today is my day off and I'm needed yet again. at least money can buy video games...................... but you gotta have time to play em too
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
internet radio is one of the few places where you can genuinely be surprised. completely blindsided by something that's been there for you all along.
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was obsessed with this game when it came out and haven't replayed it since back then. hearing the title screen music in the trailer really woke something up in me. looking forward to seeing this world again.
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
idly scrolling and my anbernic sp slides down the couch pillow onto my leg, as if to say "snap out of it." goodbye it's time to press buttons
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
here's one for what my kindergarten friend thought Zelda was called
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmao you think DHS red faced gaiter wearing manosphere rage-balloons trust women in any capacity???
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if jrpgs are still alive can I have an ar tonelico collection for the switch, thanks
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
heh, check THIS out *catches a cold the week I have jury duty*
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nintendo hate is a groupthink rooted in the east vs west culture wars after the JP economy boom after WW2. effective enough that people can't acknowledge their good qualities without saying that "they're not ALL good..." it's not "cool" to like Nintendo. what else is it "not cool" to like and why?
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is the correct move and anyone who disagrees can fight me
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
metroid ravenous
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is an interesting perspective from imamura i also assumed it was mostly meant to look puppet-like, but it's nice to have an opinion from someone who actually knows the man
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Zelda direct was crazy, I am a tearful old man
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
inside of my head is like one of those big elaborate machines that moves a steel ball around and puts it into various situations. I'm the little ball
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TWO Nintendo directs on the horizon. we (I) used to pray (idly hope) for times like these.....
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this isn't funny, slop accounts only do this when they're EXTREMELY hungry for attention
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wonder what percentage of people who socialized primarily online would be considered "not well adjusted" and uh, the consequences of us all isolating into social circles of whoever
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
fuuuuck I forgot bandcamp friday
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
games industry so bad wario64 is practicing self care
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's the rare time of year where I get to see the sunset on my bike ride home
bright, wispy orange clouds backlit by a setting sun. it looks like rain is falling down from them. below them is a field of wetland grass, and a boardwalk passing through it.facing east, towards the end of the sunset, is a soft blanket of pink clouds which a rainbow is passing through. this is seen above a bike path which passes by a riverside nature preserve to the north.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me scrolling through YLYL threads at 3 am
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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 26/08/2026
Volvy's Adventure: Reslimed launches November 19! A spectacular remaster of the original remake of the unreleased action-platformer starring the most famous video game mascot of all time. Preorder on Steam now and get 25% off the $4.99 price.
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
shoutouts to the customer whose email address was a magic knight rayearth reference ✊
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Zael.exe @avrazael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social
Ending scene of Megaman 2 the Power Fighters featuring Dr. Light, Megaman, Roll and Auto

The text reads: "Sometimes peace cannot be achieves unless those who spread war are destroyed."
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Man I never heard of Hotei before yesterday somehow. a good example that we don't need LLMs that lie about and regurgitate the past, there's plenty of The Past to go around, perfectly intact and waiting to be gurgitated.
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Exterminator issues surprising message of support for roaches "You gotta commend them for how hard to kill they are"
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm so tired man
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
telling my girlfriend she's having her "duskbloods network test" when she's on her period from now on
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MORTAL CLOWNER @shobujames.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
blocking that stupid ass "make it make sense" acct because you will not "make" me do anything. the solutions to problems aren't undiscovered, society just doesn't listen to the people who have them.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
dog on headphones with the caption: "he using music as an distraction to get rid of the thoughts."
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