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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Dating is so hard. What do you mean you don't like small talk, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DATING IS??? What activity do you propose to get to know someone that involves no talking???

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My new roommate absolutely struggles with keys. Yeah some doors are tricky but we have a VERY easy door and this guy constantly takes like, 4 tries to unlock it. He'll be at the door for 2 minutes because he doesn't know how to insert key into lock, he sometimes texts me to let him in lol

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

There was this site they used to advertise in commercials back in like, 2005 that was just like Go Animate. I don't know if it was exclusive to Canada but for some reason I'm dying to know what it was called. I remember they had a competition and everything

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I think it's worth pointing out that there are 2 "economies," the rich people economy and the poor people economy. They don't care if the poor people economy collapses because they have billionaire money to pass back and forth (which means you have to do a secret third thing to solve this problem)

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I'm shocked that in the last 30 years, nobody else has done it like Grant Kirkhope. Been playing DK64 this last week and I swear I hear this music in my dreams

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It kind of just hit me that I don't really know what the point of saving money is. Home ownership is so laughably unattainable and nobody is talking about it, but retirement is just as bad. I have money in my bank account and its only value is to be thrown away

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

My roommate crammed a second filter into our hvac this winter because he was paranoid about air quality and our apartment has been dry and static charged all season. Today after months I said hey you should try taking that out to see if it fixes this and he's already asking siri about air quality

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I had a dream I was talking to somebody I know and they were suddenly way fatter, specifically in their face. I was like damn, nothing wrong with that or anything but that really came out of nowhere

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

There's a college kid on the bus eating an absolutely massive carrot for breakfast. It is cartoonishly large

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

My roommate offered me a pear the other day and I said buddy, these are rock hard, they're not ripe at ALL. He said oh, I thought they were supposed to be like apples... HE'S 36

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I want to learn pejoratives for white people in other languages so I can better say "white people, am I right" in casual conversation

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Had to explain to my 36 year old tech bro roommate that you're not supposed to put food down the drain, even if it fits

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

My roommate has decided this is the week he starts his singing career (it's exculsively in Korean) (he's also a terrible singer)

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

In 2007 Jeff Foxworthy asked America if they were smarter than a fifth grader and the consequences are still being felt around the world to this very day

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Today I have made creamy chicken soup. Everyone in my family always says wow what's your secret, you always get so much flavour. The secret is that I season my food. Thank you very much and goodnight

A bowl of rich creamy broth loaded with cubed chicken thighs, assorted vegetables, and tiny shell noodles, topped with green onion

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

My cat knocked some crap over in the other room this morning that was so loud I thought I had exploding head syndrome. Woke me up at like, 6 am

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

If I was American, I think I could win the presidency with 1 simple trick: I would promise to put Donnie in the most miserable prison in the country and I'd live stream an endless parade of mariachi bands visiting him in jail

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Seeing a lot of people calling for the death of high profile figures on social media following the latest Epstein drop and man, these Americans are this 🤏 close to figuring out why the guillotine was so popular

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It's so easy to underestimate how weak the roof of your mouth is to pretzel type damage

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The fact that Americans will witness any major event and the first thing they do is rush to their keyboard to make their stupid little jokes is proof enough that theirs is a country that cannot be saved

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I have an adult job now and I finally get it. You bust your ass to have everything done for the Christmas holiday, you take your break, then you get back to work in January and that's it, it's a NEW YEAR. You only get a New Year if you work in the right kind of job, otherwise it's just Tuesday

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I think womens fashion needs to take a step back. The first person to take the sex out of sexy is going to start a revolution and I need to be there for it, we're gonna see the most beautiful women in history

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

If I say I don't know how Doordash works in my dating profile, is that a red flag or a green flag? (I cook all my own meals)

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

My roommate has been meal prepping in the morning before work and he keeps setting off the fire alarm at like, 8:30 am. Turns out he's been blasting his beautiful juicy steaks at 475 in the oven...

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

When I visit my aunt everybody makes fun of me for making sandwiches like Scooby Doo but they haven't even seen me hit a double decker yet

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Born again Christians are funny cuz it's basically like choosing to believe in Santa at the age of 42. You're telling me there's a guy who watches and judges me all the time? And he has a list of people who have been naughty and nice? How compelling

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Made a rich, creamy seafood chowder tonight with the most tender bits of squid you've ever seen

Seafood chowder topped with freshly cracked pepper and fresh parsley, alongside a board of garlic bread straight from the oven

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I only just learned there was a new season of Rick and Morty this year and I'm shocked at the absolute radio silence. They used to market that show so hard, you'd see clips all the time and people referencing the jokes. This show fell off HARD

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

This is kind of wild, I basically do homework as a job and it's WAY easier than I remember

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Told my brother today that they invented the buster sword during the Russian revolution so they could carry out executions at a rapid pace and he said wait a minute, I studied the Russian revolution, that's a lie. Vladimir Lenin did NOT do the omnislash on Tsar Nicholas II

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Having a 9-5 has taught me the true meaning of it's so over, we're so back

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Spotify wrapped is fun and quirky but Youtube wrapped feels like getting your stalkers surveillance history on you

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Feel like I'm getting closer to deleting social media from my phone and becoming a desktop scroller like my ancestors. When it's not on your phone, you kinda realize how boring it is, it just feels like a waste of time

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The fashion crisis we have today where everyone wears boring jeans and a t shirt would be completely solved if we just independently chose 1 special interest aesthetic to style around. You choose robot or zebra or the solar system and then that's your whole wardrobe. Do it you cowards, I DARE you

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Made my first soup of the season on the weekend. Minestrone, the one soup I never pronounce correctly thanks to Futurama

A bowl of minestrone. I used a whole carton of stock and there still wasn't enough liquid smh

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

My roommate is a classic tech bro, he loves his smart home devices. You can imagine I found it really funny when he got home from work tonight and I heard him very wearily beg Siri to turn his lights on 4 times in a row. Like bro you have a LIGHT SWITCH

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I love Dr. Ally Louks so much. Now when I meet girls I can say did you know some people can smell ants and either it'll be a swing and a miss or I'll meet the love of my life. Thank you Dr. Ally Louks, you've done it again

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Some of these nerds will really say "You gotta watch this it's my favourite anime of all time" and the show consists of fight scenes where the bad guy lays out a long list of rules and stipulations that you must follow when fighting them and then they *technically* fight (only between monologues)

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

It's immoral to feed somebody else's work to ai but what if we forced Chat GPT to consume the entire history of Chris Chan using the Ludovico technique

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I don't think I've seen anyone ask this question before but what exactly does more data centers do for them? What does it accomplish? How does more computing power improve the product, exactly?

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

We need more sweet fucking organ music in videogames, that shit did NOT deserve to be left behind in the 90s

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

When you think about it, it would actually be really, really funny if they were right all along and there really ARE books that turn you gay. Imagine you have like a 40 second clip saved and whenever you show it to someone on your phone it turn them gay

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

You think you can't get any more disappointed in Americans and yet for the first time in history, the government is actively trying to starve citizens and yall idiots can't even figure out a national strike, let alone an armed revolution

A Reuters article with the headline "USDA tells states to undo efforts to issue full food aid benefits"

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Having adult roommates really is eye opening. This guy is obsessed with eating all organic, all natural and he will sit in the kitchen for 10 minutes straight crunching the loudest fucking kimchi in the world talking to Chat GPT. Brother is getting taken in by every ad campaign you can imagine

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

After 2 years, my apartment building finally has a full set of working elevators

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I think spending much of my life poor/exposed to poverty has left me with a weird neurosis now that I have a good job cuz sometimes I feel like I'm literally just not allowed to spend money lol

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I noticed my phone was heating up like crazy and apparently 7 minutes on Twitter consumed 13% of my battery wtf

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Shnoork @shnoork.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Working from home is bad actually because it leaves you forever trapped in a state of wanting to play video games and go outside on a Saturday but you have 8 hours of homework you have to do first

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