gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Thinking abt how awkward I felt sitting in the planned parenthood lobby and having them call for “Gwen”, the first time anyone had ever said it out loud. All the eyes in the room darted over to me as I stood up lol. How far we’ve come 3760 76
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I’m just pretty good with dates! Birthdays, anniversaries, all that stuff. I have good long term memory but horrifically bad short term lmao 110 1
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 10/02/2025(I posted on Twitter yesterday but it’s actually today lmao) 2160 16
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Having blonde hair again is calling to me like the green goblin mask 1330 33
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I got it for a few bucks at spirit Halloween! The edges of it were actually really rough so I ended up wearing it on my arm most of the night lol 010 1
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 01/12/2023I was gonna post this one but I thought my face looked all busted from the lighting 4770 77
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 27/10/2023To the conservative girl from high school who requested to follow me and then undid it: I saw that 🙂 0310 31
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 05/10/2023Kinda rhetorical but more of a “geez we can’t catch a break” 100 1
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 05/10/2023What are the odds that my aunt has a fucking heart attack 6 days after my dad dies from a heart attack 4110 11
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 04/10/2023I saw an old picture and went “why does uncle Bob look so fucking old here and my dad is like 15?” And they were like……because he’s 50 right there lmao 190 9
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Just found out that my uncle is TWENTY years older than my aunt and is THREE years older than my grandma 1130 13
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 01/10/2023I’ve been looking through a LOT of pictures lately and it’s only confirmed that my mom had some serious tgirl swag 1201 20
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 26/09/2023(It wasn’t in regards to me, it’s another guys name that happens to be spelled the same way) 0180 18
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Just had to write my deadname out by hand for the first time in a very long time, and it looked like shit! That made me very happy lol 6230 23
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Hello new friends, I sad post a lot here so buckle up 1450 45
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 17/09/2023That’s one of the few people I blocked lmao they were being so god damn annoying I couldn’t fathom reading any more of their words 120 2
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 17/09/2023They act like you can’t use shorthand for anything because it doesn’t cover every single scenario in human existence 120 2
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 17/09/2023My jaw dropped when someone told me that trans girls are not “born male” on Twitter. Wtf do you think being trans means then?? 190 9
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 14/09/2023I think I only open this app when I’m doomer about social life stuff 1120 12
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Remembering that the phone works both ways is key to not overthinking your standing in a friendship, if they wanted to reach out they would, I try to find solace in that :/ 2100 10
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 29/08/2023Thank you Penny, I appreciate that. I do have friends that a I love but it’s just a different experience I’m missing out on which is a bummer :/ 010 1
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 29/08/2023It’s just too damn hard to make new friends as an adult in general, adding any other layers to it makes it impossible I feel 130 3
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 09/08/2023A little girl walked up to me and went “excuse me miss? I really like your makeup!” which to ME is the highest compliment there is 2180 18
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 31/07/2023I feel like this is the dog equivalent of buying dick pills with big muscley guys on it 190 9
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 30/07/2023My boss is so against sending texts that he’ll literally procrastinate until the last minute to call you. He’s like the exact opposite of me 070 7
gwen! @shmoople.bsky.social · 30/07/2023I love that I was supposed to know I work tomorrow via telepathy 180 8
