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Michael Shoff (he/him)

@shmooferruns.bsky.social
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Christ-follower, husband, father, runner, and fierce LGBTQIA+ advocate. Grateful for this platform. Here's hoping we all come through until January 20, 2029 relatively unscathed. Be good. Be well. Do good. Do well. butwhatidoknow.wordpress.com

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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm pondering the idea that some folks could use an enema for the space between their ears #ShitForBrains. You may now resume your doom-scrolling/dopamine fix.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#IHDY?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Too late for the Ides of March, but not the worst idea ...
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My oldest (born in 2017) asked if I could download GTA5 for him to play. I told him he'd have to wait until he was at least 17 years old. GTA?!? GTFO!
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Somehow @jimmykimmel.com left 'The Fanta Menace' off his list! Sad! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The company has likely recouped the $75 million 10 times over in tax cuts, government contracts etc as a thanks for their boot-licking golden calf pet project.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Do you know what has the audacity EVERY? SINGLE? DAY??? Gravity does. That is all.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'm interested to know why you included the qualifier 'human'. Does Merriam-Webster have any other kind of editors?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Perhaps he just wants to execute Order 66
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My wish is that, when it's all said and done, the FO is in direct proportion to the FA.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's almost as if We The People voted to reject fascism, bigotry, oligarchy, and corruption. I can't imagine why my Republican friends are so upset! #BlueWave #Resist #SkiesOfBlue
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
You OK? Did you mean to post this from a different account?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
In a metaphorical sense, I'm in agreement. Otherwise, it's a no for me.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
When 300 characters isn't quite enough, I put my thoughts into a blog post. My latest installment:
butwhatidoknow.wordpress.com
What Have We Become?
One of the songs I learned and sang with gusto at summer camp as a young person was ‘One Tin Soldier’. I’ll share a link here and would invite the reader to listen to it and read …
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What's next?!? The Late Show with Stephen Miller? J.D. Vance Live? Der Führer's News Network??? This is absolute madness!!!
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
6 days have passed since a divisive far-right activist and speaker died from a gunshot wound. Since that day it would seem there are those who consider him a martyr whose life was taken for speaking the truth. I, for one, would rather honor someone whose actions and words supported freedom for all.
Sculpture of Abraham Lincoln at the Lincoln MemorialText of the Gettysburg Address
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm at a loss for words. Hate begets hate. Discrimination begets discrimination. Violence begets violence. Unless we break these vicious, seemingly self-perpetuating cycles with empathy, compassion, kindness, patience, and understanding, we will continue to reap what we sow.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ooh! I know! Mitch McConnell, John Roberts ... it's a rather extensive list.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
IHDY?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
#MeToo
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I'm guessing it's not the Epstein list.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
HAN? IHDY?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
IHDY?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
IHDY?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I think Mike Judge came up with the best name: Idiocracy
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
So let me get this straight. The one with the miniscule 🍆 is sending the military into D.C. all because Big 🏀⚾⚽🥎 got the 💩 kicked out of him? Or is this just another attempt to distract from the fact that his name is all over the Nietspe files?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Might have something to do with the Orange One's failure to actually touch the Bible while taking the oath of office this time around. Nothing is coincidental about this man or his administration.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
NGL. A tour with Chappell opening for you would be EPIC!
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
11/22/63 by @stephenking.bsky.social
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
So after what seems to be an inevitable pardon, I'm assuming Ms. Maxwell will pass away and the official cause of de@+h will be inconsistent with the actual means by which she is unalived.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
TBH she is a bit of a ghoul. It's a fitting moniker.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
If not for the folly of a single word translated poorly nearly 80 years ago...
open.substack.com
The word homosexual never appeared in any translation of the Bible until 1946
How a translational error has cost the lives of millions all over the world
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
It would seem our entire legislative branch, or at least the GOP members of it, have developed the Chicken Flu, similar to the affliction TACO that had plagued POTUS in recent months.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
10 seconds of awe-inspiring beauty from our recent stay in the Dolomites. Enjoy!
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I mean, Ol' Jeffy's sentence, erm life, was cut short, dontcha know, Madge?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is all the more maddening this evening considering we're on the brink of war.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Holy. Fucking. Shit. All this happened while the Felonious Chump and his minions were ranting about rampant voter fraud in favor of the Radical Left.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Heard this on the radio yesterday and thought it was apropos considering the various events that took place on Saturday:
metallica.com
Metallica Song Catalog: King Nothing | Metallica.com
Get lyrics, song statistics, and more info about the song “King Nothing” by Metallica.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
'In the Garage' by Weezer for me
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The TACO and the NOT-C are having a sword fight. One can't see his and the other is high as a kite. Who will win?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@kathrynmerteuil.bsky.social what say you? Perhaps Karoline has a little coke in her crucifix, no?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
With genuine curiosity and interest, I ask: How can this be done? Short of a military-style coup or an immediate stop to his heartbeat, what legitimate legal means can feasibly be accomplished within the confines of the constitution and with the current characters in place within the government?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Maybe he could be the new Secretary of Defense? FFS ... Just when I think this administration and the GOP have reached the bottom, they sink even lower.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
At what point, and on whose authority, can/should the Felonious Chump be arrested and charged with treason?
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Maybe if they quarantine for 2 weeks all of Tesla's problems will magically disappear.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Maybe he can't be bought, but he's certainly being rented or leased.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I was 5 years old when this movie came out. I begged my parents to let me see it, and they obliged. I believe we even went to a drive-in theater to see it. I had nightmares from that scene. Kudos to your 7-year-old for that astute commentary. The Not-Cs had a case of FAFO for sure.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Oh, but we are under invasion - from fascist, racist, not-c types who are doing their damnedest to dismantle the constitution and everything it stands for.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Not one of us is safe anymore.
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Michael Shoff (he/him) @shmooferruns.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
And I'm all out of chewing gum!
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