shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026not to brag, but my psychiatrist just recommended me ketamine 💁🏻 040
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026in high school there was this guy who was interested in dating me but i wasn’t interested in him, however he wouldn’t stop pursuing me even after i declined him and claimed i was not interested in men. anyways, he ended up at the january 6th insurrection. sometimes you just know who to avoid. 080
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026here for a good time, not a long time 150
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026it’s quite ironic that you can’t spell felon without elon 070
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i actually aspire to die from broken heart syndrome (sounds prettyyyyy emo), so keep the hard times coming! 140
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the only stat i care about is how many photos come up when you search “cats” in your photo library. 040
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026people in toluca lake complaining about universal studios’s new rollercoaster being loud as if los angeles is a quiet place otherwise… 010
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026overheard a child (12 or under for sure) at the movie theater concessions say “this coca-cola tastes like the vietnam war” 120
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026in fact, i would take the ipad kid generation running this country over the current lead-poisoned administration any day. 040
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026looking forward to seeing what they put in spider-man brand new day that is supposed to make me want to see and/or care about doomsday 060
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026my assumption is that all “self-driving” cars are actually just remotely operated by mostly underage drivers from another country with entirely different driving laws and practices. 031
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026you “wouldn’t survive in palestine” because israel is systematically bombing and ethnically cleansing the area, not because you’re queer and palestinians are apparently violently homophobic (which, they’re not btw). 0110
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this was the second tattoo i ever got, same year i turned 18, and reads MAY DEATH NEVER STOP YOU which is the title of My Chemical Romance’s greatest hits record. the phrase perfectly captures the essence of their discography. you will meet death many times before you die. don’t let it stop you… 050
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026lmao not argentina fighting the spain players after the game when they had zero shots and no one to blame but themselves 051
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026jsyk yall actually DONT have to keep watching those games if you don’t care about who wins anymore, especially if it’ll inevitably lead you to anger. it ain’t worth it homies! 121
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026to all my fellow lego builders out there, you can dust your legos basically for free if you have a paint brush. use it as a duster but with far more precision and control so you don’t inadvertently destroy your legos. it can be a tedious task depending on how big or complex the lego is, but FREE! 2120
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i’ll be minding my business and instagram’s algorithm will deadass feed me this unprompted. we’re not on the same internet…. 150
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026bestie got me this from a thrift in idylwild 🖤 for someone who loves star wars as much as i do, i don’t actually have a ton of merch or memorabilia as you’d think. i especially love to receive a star wars gift because of this, and seeing what people find that makes them think of me is a fun bonus. 3170
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026recently learned that the term “robot” is derived from the latin word that means “slave.” do what you will with this information. 010
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026what do you mean most jobs are considered “at-will employment”???? it is quite literally impossible to succeed in life if you’re not employed, and it’s bs that most u.s. based employees have next to no rights or protections because it’s apparently our “will” to work. i hate it here… 180
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026honestly if you’re ~ $100k or less in debt, don’t sweat it and tell those debt collectors to hit up the US government for the FORTY BILLION DOLLARS OF DEBT they’ve managed to accrue, and only after they secure it can they come to the rest of us. until then 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 (i am not a financial advisor) 050
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026honestly, i’d rather pay full price for an item than get a stupid pop up message every 25 seconds asking me for my email and phone number in exchange for a 10% discount or whatever. STOP WITH THE POP UPS! LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONEY ALREADY! 040
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026🏁🏁🏁static.klipy.comJabba The Hutt & Podracing in Star WarsALT: Jabba The Hutt & Podracing in Star Wars 060
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026if you don’t know there’s a massive structure fire in LA that’s dumping smoke onto the city and the police chief really just said “if you’re sensitive to smoke” to take precautions. EVERYONE IS SENSITIVE TO SMOKE YOU DUMB FUCK! 130
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026what if they just changed the spelling of “the Knicks” to “the NYCs” — pronounced exactly the same, and now it’s not a random word that means “fancy pants.” cc: @mayor.nyc.gov 010
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026okay hear me out… petition to repurpose the r/OneOrangeBrainCell subreddit for all the things trump and his dumbass admin do, and upgrade orange cats from one brain cell to (at least) two. i think the kitties earned it, they are definitely smarter than this government. 🤷🏻 020
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i give almost every movie i’ve seen 3 stars or more — i couldn’t make those movies! 170
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026this exchange in Avatar: The Last Airbender perfectly sums up most convos between two men. not a single thoughtful follow up question, just a simple acknowledgement, and move on… 190
Reposted by shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war. 2592174709
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026i’m just a multiracial trans kid from the midwest 0251
Reposted by shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️Jennifer Pooley @jenniferpooley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Happy Star Wars book birthday to @infinata.bsky.social and The Mandalorian: Visual Guide! 📙✨ 1376
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Ezra Bridger returns to the galaxy just in time to torment Rotta with his impersonation of Jabba. coincidence…??? 1766
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026this is it — my one remaining social media account…static.klipy.comHomer Disappears Into A HedgeALT: Homer Disappears Into A Hedge 060
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026like, tell me why i was bullied by a bunch of 30-40 year olds — ADULTS with FULLY DEVELOPED BRAINS — when i was TEN YEARS OLD because i enjoyed the prequel trilogy. 😒 1220
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026reminder that interpretations of art are entirely subjective. you cannot definitively determine if something is “good” or “bad” and call it an objective fact because experiencing art is intrinsically personal, and therefore fundamentally at odds with factuality. 1151
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026thinking about getting one of those false tooth’s with poison inside so i can just call it at the next inconvenience i face 🤔 160
shkouks (they/them) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @shkouks.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I’ve been watching other Palestinians be martyred in the most sinister of ways since I can remember. This didn’t start just a few years ago, or when you decided to start paying attention. And it’s been going on since long before I was here too. #FreePalestine within our lifetime 🕊️ 0123
