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Shiv is a velociraptor

@shiv-who-burns.bsky.social
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Child of chaos, bearer of grudges, sitting on a throne of lies, erstwhile writer

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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Came into see the reaction to his death Unfollowed another three people 👍
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I have been chosen to give a talk to some Koreans on tax because I like kpop I don’t think the lyrics of min yoongi will be particularly helpful in explaining tax to them
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Popped back in Three posts before antisemitism and one post about Wrong Law that I can’t be arsed with Really not liking the energy here See you in a couple of months
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Busily unfollowing lots of American academics as they seem to think supporting Hamas is great Just bloosk about whatever I followed you for mate.
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a couple of dinosaurs standing in a forest
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twarda.bsky.social @twarda.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Have a Velociraptor to put some life here #art #dinosaurs #paleoart
A digital illustration of a stylised Velociraptor
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Have man flu. 🤧
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
After our team catch up I feel even more depressed about my future here Nooooobofy loves me
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Reviewing my follows and booting almost everyone who wasn’t a Twitter moot Ew
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Pigeons
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy new year to you on here as well
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Train journey to work
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I had my interview and I don’t think I liked them and I don’t think they liked me and I’m not sure this is the right headspace to be interviewing because my brain is glitching so much with stress
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Got an interview on Wednesday for a job at the same money but potentially a lot less stress. 🤞
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
On Sunday I get to go home and see my shoe pile
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I have the sniff of two job opportunities, one full on back on the treadmill and the other decline to retirement and basically I still want a lottery win Not sure what would be best. Apart from a lottery win
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Bought new shooz. Couldn’t decide which so I had both
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I like this sleeve cuff. I’m feeling fancy.
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I could make these.
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My blooski is going to be dead posh I’m following proper scholars in Assyriology and Egyptology I just need to find the dinosaurs starter pack
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bit surprised to find antisemites trying to follow me on here Have a block
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a close up of a young man wearing a pink life jacket making a funny face .
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
The air con was out of order at work and frankly we should all have been sent home
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Whitstable
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Pops back here to see what moots are up to
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Yoongi Watermelon GIF
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Always surprised by the number of people who want to use me as an emotional support velociraptor
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
The boss sent round a demoralising email after our busy month where people were in the office till 8pm and working weekends - not me - when the thing complained of is the fault of junior partner Follow up meetings now arranged with staff. ~I~ met the target Smugface Iz good gurl
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Update: actually I think my boss hates me I thought we were getting on better, but it turns out he was just too busy to talk to me and now he isn’t and he’s being obstructive and unhelpful when I have queries
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I really fucking hate my boss
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow but I do enjoy my salary: a tale for the ages
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Work is killing me. Long hours, little sleep, gitty boss. And no heating for three days
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Just had a nap in an in person seminar but I think I styled it out
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
My boss asked for a second pair of eyes review. I gave it and found a couple of errors He’d already sent it out when I gave him the response, there minutes later That is just ~rude~ isn’t it? Rude and peculiar.
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
My boss is a shouty disorganised prick Hey ho I’ve bunked off networking in favour of dinner and an early night Possibly drinking
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Having to fire up my old computer through a year of updates to see if my banking app password is in there If it isn’t, the weekend will consist of looking for the thing that does random numbers so I can update it Sake
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I was in a vile mood coming home. Work sucked, tho tbf that’s my fault for not doing stuff I was fed up with what Spotify was serving me. But the new Taemin album is great
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
I’m enjoying playing with that bing image generator but it has a hissy fit if knives are mentioned and also death (I think) which is a bit restricting when it comes to ancient Egypt. Also mildly racist as it thinks anything furrin will do for ancient Egypt / Korean dancing boys.
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I have a department lunch today where the boss will try to talk to me about my Future at the Firm 🙄
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
I think someone who used to DM a lot on Twitter but isn’t any more is using their DM limit on someone else Crooool Lollikins
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
I’ve lost the will to work ngl
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Boss isn’t in today 👍
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Whilst people on Twitter are telling me the normal number of shoes they own which is a lot less than me, someone on Etsy is pimping their converse I have converse I could pimp and indeed skulls and chains and studs. And fabric paints.
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Royal Mail challenge not to play knock down ginger : fail Got a little card saying they tried to deliver, but I’ve been in all morning so maybe try ringing the bell
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Update on dog who rates guy is that he’s deleted his tweets, and they broadly said the IDF lie And tbh if you read the mainstream news only you’d get the impression they were 🤷‍♀️ Maybe we can still have one (1) nice thing.
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Well I think the next few days on Twitter are going to be ~lovely~
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Shiv is a velociraptor @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Wherein I sit in the office with just my boss and he doesn’t speak to me at all. 👍 but also awks
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