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Paul Hardcastle

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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 24/09/2026
Patent US8246454B2, where videogame players have to shout out brands to skip adverts
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 23/09/2026
They're 'retaining foundational values' which is presumably what's behind paywalling off the entire thing behind Disney+ and then wondering why viewers are down next year.
A NEW VISUAL IDENTITY

The visual identity is structured around five core strategic pillars:

Speed, Technology and Competition: Highlighting extreme performance, technical sophistication, and close wheel-to-wheel racing.
Cultural Relevance: Designed to show up in culture, not just motorsport, from social and streaming to gaming, live events, fashion and beyond.
Purpose Driven by Performance: Re-framing sustainability not as a compromise, but as a primary engine for speed, innovation, and technological breakthrough.
Evolution for Loyal Fans: Retaining foundational values-innovation, progress, and competition-while carrying them into a more modern, expressive platform.
Platform for Partners and Host Cities: Providing flexible, ownable brand assets for sponsors, manufacturers, and host cities to build deeper connections with younger, culturally engaged audiences.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 22/09/2026
bad news for Kazakhstan, though
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 22/09/2026
Good news, he's learned to pronounce Azerbaijan
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 22/09/2026
guess what happens there
screenshot of the Snowy Mountains in Australia. Because it snows on them.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 15/09/2026
A nice day to sit and watch some big boats
The HMM Greenfield arrives at the Port of FelixstoweThe Ever Alp leaves the Port of Felixstowe
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 09/09/2026
lol wait what, the far right are protesting against... the daily mail?
twitter post from some anonymous account with an AI slop poster calling for 'heroes of the south coast' to boycott the daily mail
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 03/09/2026
testing gets results, I'm learning
A USCPSC technician wearing a thick rubber safety glove prepares to squish a pink squeezy dumpling toy in a laboratory environment
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 03/09/2026
Military procurement? The same people that make 'Infantry Vehicle That Violently Shakes Your Own Soldiers Apart And Makes Them Sick'?
Wikipedia's General Dynamics Ajax side bar of section headlines, reading:

Project progress
Before 2021: Problems begin
2021: Problems get worse
2022: Try to fix the problems
2023: Problems believed solved
2025: Initial Operating Capability (IOC) achieved
2025: Problems still exist
2026: Initial Operating Capability (IOC) withdrawn
2026: Try to fix the problems again
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 03/09/2026
It's so good
Screenshot of headings from the General Dynamics Ajax project Wikipedia page, reading:

Project progress
Before 2021: Problems begin
2021: Problems get worse
2022: Try to fix the problems
2023: Problems believed solved
2025: Initial Operating Capability (IOC) achieved
2025: Problems still exist
2026: Initial Operating Capability (IOC) withdrawn
2026: Try to fix the problems again
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 02/09/2026
what a strange trick
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 02/09/2026
but look at this weird little yellow guy on the wikipedia entry! what a machine!
The Vatican City railway gate open, revealing a guard and a very small yellow rail vehicle.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 30/08/2026
Wishing the Guardian's pictures desk a very good day
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 27/08/2026
quitting not even halfway through sounds a bit surrender-y to me tho 🤷
White House press release announcing the last day of Karoline Leavitt's job as White House Press Secretary titled NEVER SURRENDER, despite being less than halfway through Trump's second term in office.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 27/08/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
Nokuzola Kolwapi, Deputy Executive Mayor of Bitou, South Africa, seen shooting a gun in the air in the street during a celebration
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 26/08/2026
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 26/08/2026
The before and after satellite imagery from Planet Labs is shocking
Two satellite images. The top one is a river in a valley. The bottom one is the same location but with a deep muddy scar approximately four to five times the width of the river running through the valley.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 23/08/2026
Trying to spot @trangirlismo.bsky.social podcast from the pub
A horribly washed out photo of the Freedom 250 IndyCar race on the telly in the pub
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 20/08/2026
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 08/08/2026
Also Britain still uses those train tickets en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Na...
An orange and cream British Rail ticket
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 30/07/2026
Update: it's healed itself? wtf
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 28/07/2026
In 'modern electronics are crap' news, my bedroom alarm clock has failed after less than 2 years of use
A 7 segment alarm clock where the bottom segment no longer illuminates, and the right number is barely visible.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 27/07/2026
YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! pop-up message from SimCity
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 27/07/2026
Sadiq got the message
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 24/07/2026
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 22/07/2026
I mean at least he's making it easy for when the Tribunals happen.
From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT, including those located next to, or in, the Capital City of Tehran. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 20/07/2026
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 16/07/2026
French multi tool: it cuts cheese and saucisse, and opens the wine and beer.
An Opinel knife/corkscrew tool
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 16/07/2026
Chambéry Challes-les-Eaux 🤝🏼 Stratford Baffling station platform numbering. Why is there only '4' and all the others are letters?
Chambéry station signs for platforms B, C, D and E on the right, and A and 4 on the left. There are no other numbered platforms.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 15/07/2026
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 15/07/2026
England v Argentina from the back of an Irish bar in a small French town is not how I thought I'd be watching but ok
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 26/06/2026
weyyy
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 23/06/2026
A screenshot of a reddit post reading 'French women know what peak male performance looks like.' above a headshot of François Hollande, 7th president of the Fifth Republic of France
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 23/06/2026
Hydration break!
What remains of a pint
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 23/06/2026
Invading a country and blowing up the NATO alliance... for shrimp...
Tom Dans was appointed by Trump as the chair of the United States Arctic Research Commission in December. When I met him for lunch in Washington, earlier this year, he declined to speak further on the record, except to articulate a narrow, symbiotic vision for the future: “My view is that the United States could take all the seafood Greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China—and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster.”
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 18/06/2026
I'm one of the dozens of people who doesn't live in the USA and looking up what this is has led me to discover that your president has nicknamed the boss of the military... after a chicken shop? And he's [a] gone along with this demeaning behaviour [b] not a colonel! Wild.
Screenshot of the Universal Studios Hollywood website showcasing 'raising cane's chicken fingers'
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 18/06/2026
Air quality in Moscow is within normal limits, with concentrations of harmful substances below permissible limits, says MosEcoMonitoring. As oil and carbon rains from the sky. Sure thing, guys.
Moscow's Kapotnya oil refinery very much on fire due following the Ukrainian kinetic sanctions regime.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 18/06/2026
oh no, not another one
Russian ship MT Forwarder in the English Channel, being closely followed by the Royal Navy's HMS Tyne
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 18/06/2026
Michael Caine glares at Michael Standing in The Italian Job, shortly after a much bigger explosion than expected
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 16/06/2026
Madrid adding a technical section to their Formula 1 race where the drivers have to get out of the cars and jump
A screenshot of the Reuters website, of a building site which is the Madrid Formula 1 circuit, and the headline 'Spanish GP organisers say new Madrid track will be ready despite hurdles'
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 14/06/2026
Luckily thanks to the way football grounds in this country all seem follow a ruleset, there are very few car parks to stand in drinking tins before the game (also how would everyone drive home)
Satellite image of Aston Villa's ground. It's a big stadium amongst loads of little houses by a railway line.Satellite image of Hearts' ground. It's a big stadium amongst loads of little houses by several railway lines.Satellite image of Crystal Palace's ground. It's a big stadium amongst loads of little houses by a railway line.Satellite image of Dulwich Hamlet (the pride of south London)'s Champion Hill ground. It's a teeny weeny stadium amongst loads of little houses by a railway line.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 11/06/2026
Read The Journal's story about racists attacking medical workers in Belfast and thinking about this scene from KRANK, www.thejournal.ie/nurse-ulster...
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 10/06/2026
ahahahahahahahahhaha what on earth is up with your delivery pricing robot @apnews.com
AP's estimated price to post the latest stylebook to me, economy shipping of $182 and 'worldwide saver' shipping at a mere $267
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 07/06/2026
Very relatable that the country with the highest GDP per capita in the world also struggles with getting potholes fixed.
Some FIA lads and a street sweeping machine at the broken road on Turn 19 of the Monaco Grand Prix
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 07/06/2026
Can do you one of these instead of a monkey
A small black and white cat sitting on a blanket inside a cardboard box 'house'
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 04/06/2026
Why would you build roads to get stuff across that kind of terrain to begin with?
A train. It's big and red.
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 28/05/2026
Saw this in the supermarket this morning and thought of you
A selection of Brewdog branded meat rubs and seasonings, including the 'Punk IPA BBQ Rub'
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 28/05/2026
A picture of Pope Leo holding a baseball bat and smiling, with DELETE THIS A.I. SLOP overlaid
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 24/05/2026
once again the elderly sabotaging the young
cartoon old swiss man helping to flood the country with water
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Paul Hardcastle @shitposts.online · 19/05/2026
There was a pub on one near where I used to live. About halfway up.
Map view of a pub called the Prince Albert, on Bellenden Road.
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