shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 25/08/2026It’s a good thing breathing is an autonomic response. 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 26/06/2026Agents are just stupid humans without fatigue and degenerate reward functions 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 18/06/2026I may have to join bsky just for the shitposting. 012
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 04/06/2026At this point I'm going to need a malware worm to keep up with the malware worms. 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 02/06/2026Systems that require perfect humans rarely have good outcomes. 011
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 27/05/2026Any security control that is internal to the context is fiction, at best. 041
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 12/05/2025Me: They have all of the building blocks, but none of the glue. Putting them together is a shitshow. CTO: Like putting a home depot sign on a forest. 001
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 29/01/2025Engineer: This is why we invented load balancers. Engineer: The royal "we". I wasn't there. CTO: I was.. 041
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 16/12/2024Safety is what happens when you don't pay attention. Security is what happens when somebody else pays attention. 094
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 12/12/2024Elevation is not escalation. Raise awareness in your leaders. 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 06/12/2024Admin note: Our CTO is on Bluesky! Old posts have been imported but timestamps were lost. "This is literally not what <thing> was designed for." 022
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 05/11/2024"Everybody wants to do the easy thing until production happens" 010
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 16/08/2024I need the jello to be set enough to stand a fork in it. 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 22/07/2024Assuming something cannot happen is a great way to guarantee it WILL happen 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 19/07/2024We designed a malware sideloader and charged you billions. 011
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 16/07/2024CTO: You might be overthinking this. Me: Overthinking things? Have you met us? CTO: I have met you. That's why I made noises about overthinking. 010
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 13/06/2024Systems that require perfect humans rarely have good outcomes 2113
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 29/05/2024This isn't the high-order bit you're looking for. 000
shitmyctosays.com @shitmyctosays.com · 16/05/2024Making something simple is harder than making it complex. This is the gold standard. 001
