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Shiro Sirius

@shirosiri.us
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40, they/them agender raccoon! Gay, grey ace. Icon by @beffumsartworks.com, banner by @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social! Sometimes NSFW

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 09/10/2026
We need proportional representation and we need it now
The voting results for animals on the new bank notes, showing that barn owls beat kingfishers
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 08/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about The Rats of NIMH a lot recently
I was reminded of a story I had read at the Boniface Estate when I was looking for things written about rats. It was about a woman in a small town who bought a vacuum cleaner. Her name was Mrs. Jones, and up until then she, like all of her neighbors, had kept her house spotlessly clean by using a broom and a mop.
But the vacuum cleaner did it faster and better, and soon Mrs. Jones was the envy of all the other housewives in town-so they bought vacuum cleaners, too.
The vacuum cleaner business was so brisk, in fact, that the company that made them opened a branch factory in the town. The factory used a lot of electricity, of course, and so did the women with their vacuum cleaners, so the local electric power company had to put up a big new plant to keep them all running. In its furnaces the power plant burned coal, and out of its chinmeys black smoke poured day and night, blanketing the town with soot and making all the floors dirtier than ever. Still, by working twice as hard and twice as long the women of the town were able to keep their floors almost as clean as they had been before Mrs. Jones ever bought a vacuum cleaner in the first place.
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 07/10/2026
Concentrated baking supply acquisition
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 05/10/2026
Shiro as Sickos. Yes… haha ha… YES!
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/10/2026
Already on it
An Internet search for “romance of the three kingdoms full text”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 02/10/2026
Vistaprint are sending me unsolicited free samples to get me to buy stuff, and honestly it’s kinda cool that I now have Exclusive @leedsfurs.bsky.social merchandise
A blue pen with the LeedsFurs logo engraved on it in white
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 01/10/2026
All of the Hedgehogs Are Magic Now
Super Sonic, Super Shadow and Super Silver
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 01/10/2026
Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog is quite large
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 30/09/2026
The screen at the sonic concert with the words “woah woah” in large letters Another woah woah Another woah woah but now there’s a magic hedgehog
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 25/09/2026
What if our autism opossums kissed 👉👈
Me holding up the weighted wildlife opossum
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 25/09/2026
I’m glad this was just me not being aware of a particular ruleset because apparently if you want to psychologically torture me you give me a word puzzle that’s literally impossible
A wheel of fortune word solver reporting that “P U blank blank I blank G” is impossible to solve without the letter N
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 21/09/2026
Fang the skeletal jerboa is ready to steal some boney chaos emeralds
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 21/09/2026
Fang the sniper going through airport security
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 21/09/2026
Sorry I just found out what a jerboa’s skeleton looks like Deeply unserious animal
A jerboa skeleton. It’s like 10% head, 30% spine and 4000% legg 

It looks like god got bored and just kept adding new ankles to it
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 20/09/2026
Admittedly they’re doing better than Hisense and their advert for mini improvised explosives
Another pitch-side advertising banner. This time it’s for Mini LED TVs, but part of the L has been cut out by the misalignment so it actually reads “Mini IED”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 20/09/2026
That famous slogan, Red Bull gives you wiigs
A photo from a football match. The pitch side advertisements are showing a banner for the Red Bull Wings Cup, but due to an issue with screen overlap it actually reads “Wiigs cup”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 14/09/2026
Incredible patch notes from the dragon washing game
Bug fixes:
Giving Conrad a handjob before the mount during level 8 no longer causes a softlock.
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 14/09/2026
i showed you my yeens please respond
A screenshot of the fursonas page showing fursonas Shiro through Jay, including all five hyenas. The finest work Friday night insomnia can provide
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 14/09/2026
Apparently Like I don’t mind if it needs to be fleshed out, but I’m a bit annoyed it took them two days to reject me based on a hidden rule?
please expand bio
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 14/09/2026
Think I got it
A screenshot of me adding great expectations into the Barq bio:

My father's family name being Sirius, and my Christian name Shiro, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Shir. So, I called myself Shir, and came to be called Shir.
I give Sirius as my father's family name, on the authority of his tombstone and my sister,
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 12/09/2026
this child is writing a letter to trump asking him to pardon ghislaine maxwell
A child dressed in beige sits at a white table in a white room and practises drawing with plain wooden pencils from a plain wooden box
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 12/09/2026
White torture, often referred to as white room torture, is a type of psychological torture[1][2] technique aimed at complete sensory deprivation and isolation. A prisoner is held in a cell that is devoid of any color besides white; this method of torture is designed to deprive the prisoner of all senses and identity.[2][3][4]

It is particularly used in Iran; however, there is also evidence of its use by intelligence services in the United States and Venezuela.[5][6]

Methodology

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Typically, prisoners will become depersonalized by losing personal identity for extended periods of isolation. Other effects can include hallucinations or psychosis.[7]
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 12/09/2026
These are awful but I NEED you all to see the inflatables
A selection of white Little Tikes inflatables available on Amazon. They’re entirely white with no highlights, making them look like the ghosts of your childhood joyAn all white bouncy castle. Incidentally Amnesty International highlighted the use of white torture as a sensory deprivation technique in 2004A curved inflatable water slide entirely in white. An Iranian journalist who was a victim of white torture was quoted as saying that the loneliness it instills in toy never truly leaves A long inflatable water slide described as a “river rush”, all in white. The sensory deprivation inflicted on the victims of government-sanctioned torture at Guantanamo Bay after 9/11 is also considered by some to be a form of white torture
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 09/09/2026
FUCK THIS ONE DRUM IN PARTICULAR
Baker getting ready to beat the shit out of some drums on the CFz photo set
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 07/09/2026
I probably shouldn’t have stayed up until half midnight finishing this, but equally I’d have felt bad leaving him headless
The finished Lego Arcanine set. It’s a legendary Pokémon popular in China! Or maybe just the East.
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 06/09/2026
My dog has no ears! “How does he hear?” Awful!
A Lego Arcanine, now mostly complete except for the ears
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 06/09/2026
…fuck
The other ten packs of Lego in this set
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 06/09/2026
Well, that was a fun little way to spend 40 minutes
A black and orange… thing… made of LEGO
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 06/09/2026
Spending my Sunday building this weird shuttle droid thing
A cuboid made of orange, black and white LEGO bricks. It has two small holes and one large hole on the front that look vaguely like a shrouded face. It sits in the middle of a lot of other LEGO pieces
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 05/09/2026
Finally took the time to write up my thoughts about Coyote vs Acme now that I’ve had time to mull them over
Film writers: (cautiously) capitalism bad?

audience: (approving chuckle)

Film writers: (gauging reaction) Wile E. Coyote... good?

audience: (one guy yells)

one writer grabbing the mic: capitalism sucks because they won't let you fuck Wile E. Coyote

audience: (raucous, terrifying applause)
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 05/09/2026
I’m finally getting stared in FF7: Rebirth and good god the audio mixing might actually be worse than Sonic Adventure
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 04/09/2026
I mean, thats what working class lads like us do, isn’t it. Go down the pub, have a few pints, commit electoral fraud, disparage the foundation of British democracy, have some pork scratchings, talk about birds we like
Farage says his aides’ donor comments were “loose pub talk”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 04/09/2026
I can’t be bothered looking for the original so I may be misremembering, but I _think_ the argument was essentially this
A mega manetric with a lowercase y over it
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/09/2026
When you take the jam roly-poly out of the oven
Wile E Coyote holding up a sign reading “dessert is hot”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/09/2026
I haven’t seen this posted separately yet so
Wile E Coyote holding up a sign reading “Desert is hot”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/09/2026
This is what you have to put up with if you know me
I’m just like “I need a kindly lesbian to explain this to me”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/09/2026
Wasn’t sure whether to do a legally blonde shitpost or a gossip girl shitpost so I did both because I love and respect your identity
The legally blonde movie poster. “Blonde” has been scribbled out to reveal the word “girl” from the gossip girl meme, and Reese Witherspoon’s face has been scrubbed out to reveal… the girl from the gossip girl meme whose actor I don’t know the name of
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/09/2026
Asking Wile E Coyote if he wants to ride my dick
Wile E Coyote holding up a sign reading “Does it explode?”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 03/09/2026
Wile E Coyote holding up a sign reading “he’s bigger than me”Wile E Coyote holding up a sign reading “I just wanted to be full”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 01/09/2026
Off to see Heathers tonight with @ellhusky.bsky.social! Here’s an artistic representation of the time I scared the shit out of him at karaoke 🖼️ @shimmi.art
Shiro as Heather Chandler screaming “Shut up Heather” at Ell, dressed as Heather Duke
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 29/08/2026
It’s like we’re there in the field
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 25/08/2026
The imagination library donation page is getting hammered already Never seen a more heartwarming error screen
An error from the Imagination Library donation page.

We apologize for the delay
It appears that this action is taking longer than anticipated.
Please try again shortly and thank you for your patience!
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 21/08/2026
Draw your Welsh fursonas in this (I can’t draw so have a Notepaddle sticker)
An open green recycling bin with “1 DWT” written on the side. “Dwt” (pronounced to rhyme with “put”) is a Welsh word roughly affectionately meaning small or cute.Rhys, my Welsh lynx OC, is now in the dwt bin
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 20/08/2026
Ah, memories 🖼️ @valycenegative.neocities.org
A two panel illustrated comic. 

Panel 1: Tinker and Swisher, two hyena brothers, are sitting on a sofa. Tinker is looking at a photo album with the word “Memories” on the cover and looking amused. Swisher is leaning over curiously.

Tinker: Teehee
Swisher: Why are you laughing, Tinker?
Tinker: Remember when mum and dad gave us shared birthday parties? With one big cake?

Panel 2: a closeup of the photo Tinker is laughing at. Tinker and Swisher as children pose in party hats at a birthday party. The cake shows their respective ages - 6 7
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 13/08/2026
Still thinking about the dog we saw during the eclipse
It’s a bull! It’s happily eating grass. It looks like it could murder you with its horns before you even thought about reaching for your gun The bull, happily eating grass
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 12/08/2026
Pinhole versus phone
A pinhole camera photo showing the sun by some rooftops The same photo taken with my phone camera
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 12/08/2026
Science is so fucking cool
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 11/08/2026
Absolutely incredible paragraph
"This is a necessary step to help ensure the sustainability of the company," the most recent livelihood-axing JPG argues, while assuring that it was a "difficult decision" to begin the consultations. Last year’s announcement called it a "very difficult decision," mind, so I guess it must have been slightly easier this time around.
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 10/08/2026
The “it’s time to move your turkey to the fridge” meme, but it’s been poorly altered to read “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to unmute your mutuals who repost stuff while gooning”
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 06/08/2026
I really need to actively work on avoiding Amazon because I’m having some trouble with a third party seller and what in the actual fuck is this email from Amazon customer support
Hello,

Greetings from Amazon,

We appreciate your patience in reaching us,

Thank you for contacting in today and taking the time out of your busy schedule.

I could understand how frustrating the situation could be for you.

I would have felt the same, if I were in your place.

Please trust me in this regard, I am trying to help you with all possible options I have at this moment.

I would greatly appreciate your understanding and patience while we continue to work on this matter.Please be assured we will get back to you at the earliest and assist you with this.

Believe me, I have taken all the extreme steps to avoid difficulties in your case.

We know you expect only the best from us and would like to assure that the issue is getting investigated for the highest level because We know the value of the money you spend trusting us.
We will stand by our customer's side and get the right thing done in case of any inconvenience as customers our always our first priority.

Please be assured, as the appropriate step has been taken.

If there is still something that I missed to mention or I could still do to assist you with this issue, please let me know.

I would love to always here from you.

Should you need further assistance, I suggest you to contact us at Amazon so that we can look into your issue and we will be glad to investigate the issue further and assist you accordingly.


I request you to contact us via phone, chat, or e-mail, please use the following link, we’ll be happy to help:


https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/contact-us.


Rest assured, we are here to take care of issues you encounter and we always endeavor to provide the best service to our valued customers and aim to ensure that the issue is resolved to the fullest satisfaction.Our customer's satisfaction and their convenience is very important to us above all else, it's the foundation on which our company was built. Be assured that we'll continue working hard to ensure that you receive accurate service, and also to minimize the chances of anything like this occurring again.


If you face any issues in future or if you need any further assistance, then please contact us and we'll make sure that we resolve it to your satisfaction.


We would never want to disappoint a valued customer like you and we always endeavor to assist our customer with the best of our service so we can ensure that we fulfill all of their needs, however sometimes we fail to do so due to factors out of our control.


To reach an Amazon support specialist directly via phone or chat, please click the Contact Us button in the right-hand column of our Amazon Help pages:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/contact-us


Select the "Phone" tab, enter your number, and we’ll call you right back. If you want to chat with us, click on the "chat" tab.
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