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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"The people deserve to know whether or not their president is a crook," - Tricky Dicky. Dear Donald, don't the people deserve to know whether or not their President is a child-rapist? #TrumpIsAPedo #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

In order to secure the integrity of the World Cup and ensure unfair decisions are not made against the US team, #Trump has requested that he be allowed to referree all future US games. #FIFA have said okay.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"I find it quite sad that #Trump, the world's most powerful con-man and thief, hasn't been able to grift his way up to Trillionaire level. Apparently he's only worth a paltry 5 Billion - I wouldn't get out of bed for 5 Bil. Honestly, I'm embarrased for him." #ElonMusk

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

4th July. Have a fantastic In Depends Day! - President Trump #Trump #DonaldTrump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

After the eviction of Japan from the World Cup, the Japanese press are calling on Manager, Nakamura and his players to commit ritual suicide (Hari-Kari) to try and assauge some of the country's shame. I say - DON'T DO IT NAKA; It's just a game. #Japan

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Ibi parcare non possum, amice. (Can't park there, mate) #Venezuela

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Ben Stokes, has announced his retirement, saying he wants to spend more time focusing on "drunkenness and thuggery". He explained: "I spent my teenage years entirely focused on cricket, and missed out on things like getting pissed, brawling and abusing strangers. I'll now rectify that." #BenStokes

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

27 students have died after being left in a car in yesterday's record-breaking heat. The University of York undergraduates suffocated after being "forgotten about", during a Most Students In A Mini, record attempt. A UoY spokesperson declined to comment. #YorkUni #Heatwave

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

O say can you see, By The Don's algae-blight, "What's up?" Loudly he wailed, At the botch-job paint peeling And the moron's mad glare, F-Bombs bursting On-Air, Gave hope through the blight, That the turd may be dying. O say does that shit-slathered mad-man yet rave, O'er the lake of algae #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It's a known fact that a butterfly flapping its wings in China can cause a hurricane in Idaho. The problem is we can't identify which PARTICULAR butterfly is responsible - there's billions of them. Therefore, I'm today calling on my friend Xi, to initiate a culling of ALL Chinese butterflies #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

🎵 Xi, may be the face I can't forget, A trace of pleasure or regret, May be my treasure or the price I have to pay; Xi may be the song that Summer sings, May be the chill that Autumn brings, May be a hundred different things, Within the measure of a day... ... ... Mmm mmm, Xi. 🎵 #XiJinping #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I say: KEEP your poor huddled masses - we don't want them. They can breath "free" in bongo-bongo land (or wherever) - who's stopping them?... I lift my lamp beside the golden Door, which has a sign on it saying "FULL"... And also, we've got MORE than enough "wretched refuse", in California. #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

When I was born een my poor Slovenian village, no-one think that one day I would be marry to thee mos' powerful man een the world; or, as I call heem: Husban' Donal' Please be aware that I have copyright my "Husban' Donal'" phrase; so don' use it. Weethout further ado, here is Husban' Donal' #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

ENGLISH FOR YANKS In the UK a cigarette is often called a "ciggie", as in "Ciggie played guitar". Or, they're called "Fags", as in "Heck, I could murder a fag". Some poor Brits smoke remnants of fags, called "dog-ends", or "shitty butts"; as in "I want a DECENT fag; I'm sick of these shitty butts!"

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

#Trump claims that 10 percent of the metals that go into US dental-fillings are rare-earths; and, with the country now at war, it may be necessary to draft legislation ordering Americans to surrender them. "I hope it doesn't come to that, but it might. We need the rare-earths for drone batteries."

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The Iranians have asked for "emergency peace talks", and have said could make "significant concessions"; but only if the Yanks send an "Internationaly respected, honest broker", and "Informed, educated statesman, able to win the trust of both sides". They suggest Obama. You ok with that Mr #Trump ?

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Missing Lynx Spotted. Owner "Delighted". Lynx, Less So.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

THE NEWER COLOSSUS. The wretched refuse of some steaming whore #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

In 1956, a, yet to be discovered, and starving, Leroy O'orbison, was compelled to prostitute himself on the vice-ridden streets of New Orleans. Business was bad, but he eventually made enough to have his skin whitened and his eyes poked out. The rest, as they say, is History. So let's hear his story

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

If, like Madamm Meek, you were a 12yo girl in 1962, this is one of the gorgeous hunks you'd have had on your bedroom wall: Roy "Not blind, just cool" Orbison. It's true... Then the Beatles happened, and heart-breaker Roy (And similar Rockers) were binned @madammmeek.bsky.social

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

All this week, for today, I'll be offering a £10* McDonalds Voucher to the first 10 lucky Brits who apply to Follow me (previous applicants need not re-apply) To be in with a chance, just answer this simple question: Are you currently a resident of Rajawaadabindy State? Y/N? * 700 Rupees

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

We looked at the great White House bees earlier, and Charles made a joke about them being "The bees' knees" - you remember? And I joked back, saying: "Sir, you should have brought your big sword, and you could have Knighted them, and... maybe it didnt really make sense, but we laughed. #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Xi Xi, may be the reason I survive The why and wherefore I'm alive The one I'll care for through the rough and rainy years Me? I'll take Xi's laughter and his tears And make them all my souvenirs For where Xi goes I've got to be The meaning of my life is Xi...Xi, Xi... oohhhhh Xi Kiss, Xi? #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

SEN: Mr Kennedy you cut that racoon's penis off... RFK: Uhh... SEN: And you dried it, didn't you?... RFK: Uggh... SEN: I haven't finished. And you smoked it, didn't you? To get "high"? RFK: Grrraah... SEN: And that's not the only dead penis you've smoked, is it? #RFK : Agggh gggraah grruuruh uggrr!

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

A big strong man (Tears etc) asked me today: "Sir, if you could build a space-rocket to send one - just ONE - man's ejaculant out to the stars, who's would it be?" And I thought about it for a minute and without hesitation said: Pete Hagratty. And that's a FACT. You can print that. #Trump #Hegarty

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

REPORTER: Sir, how do you respond to those who say you're an alcoholic? PATEL: How do I respond? How do YOU respond when experts say your pussy's sees more traffic than the Hudson tunnel on Labour Day? And it's startin to leak? #TRUMP: Can't answer, can you? Because it's true. Great answer Kash.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

REP1: Sir, do you worry that your drinking might embolden America's Bad Guys? PATEL: No. D'you ever worry that your Mum fucks pigs? REP2: Sir, have you ever considered attending AA? PATEL: No. Has your Dad ever considered attending Pig's Dick-Suckers Anon? REP2: No PATEL:No? He should #Trump #Patel

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

#TRUMP: Gentlemen, what we have here is a situation. That is why we're meeting in the Situation Room. The facts of this situation are not clear at the moment; nor is it clear what the broad outline of it is; just that It's a very serious situation. So let's get serious. Marco? Over to you.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

... And to those who would criticize our great President, I say this: Don't criticize him until you've walked a mile in his diaper; Becau... <<< that should be "shoes"; some fucker's changed that; a mile in his SHOES. Some traitorous SOB's changed the script. #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Pope won't dismiss idea, #Trump is Anti-Christ.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

TRUMP DEAD As a result of injuries he received today at The Oval Office, while accepting a fast-food delivery, which exploded, Prez #Trump has died. Please join me in a moments silence. Thank you. The FBI are pointing the finger at "Door-Daesh", a previously unknown Islamic Terror group

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

READER'S WIVES. Today's Wives are Fiffi(32), from Bognor and Anne-Marie(25) from Gobbler-On-The-Wye. Click on the link if Anne-Marie or Fiffi float your boat. NOTE. All Wives have their husband's permission to appear. All Wives must be *biological* females (Born that way) All our Wives are MAGAs.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Rory did a great job; and at the end of the day, that's what counts. It's not about "penis size"; not everyone can be Arnold Palmer. And why would they want to be anyway? At the end of the day, golf - if it's about anything - is about being comfortable with what God's blessed you with. #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I'll take no lessons on decency from a man who thinks it's funny to imagine the ashes of the late singer George Michael, being curried and passing through (and irritating) the bum-hole of his distraught partner. Absolutely not.

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

WEED FROM DEE ZYRE My love has got no money, he's got his strong, cheap keef; My love has got no future, he's got... ; My love has got no fam'ly... ; My love has got no brain-cells... ; Weed from Dee Zyre, weed from Dee Zyre - mind and senses pulverized; weed from Dee Zyre... Na na na... #Glasgow

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

THE ALL-AMERICAN YOUNG CHRISTIAN's SONGBOOK, now features "updated Holy lyrics"; such as: "... Just a come-on from the church* on seventh Avenue. I do declare... I took some comfort there, la la la." From Paul Simon's The Boxer. Download it now, while stocks last *Originally, "whores" #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

You'd think, in these challenging times, our Celebs (such as Kate Winslet, here), might find better, more patriotic, less shameful things to do with their time, rather than havin' stools(shits) tattoo'd on their necks. But you'd be wrong. Why Kate? [EDIT. In fact, that's a large mole. Sorry Kate]

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Dear Magas. The bombs that #Trumps insanity will soon bring down on us, won't know the difference between you and Dem scum, like me - they just can't tell. Same with the fallout: alpa rays and gamma rays, for all their ability to do harm, are dumb as shit. Good luck x 🙂

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

#TRUMP: You... No, not you - I don't talk to pigs - YOU REP: Thank you Sir. Have you thought about giving an opportunity for everyday Americans to celebrate your amazing victory in Iran, by, for example, launching a gold coin bearing your image beside that of Richard III, conquerer of the Muslim...

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

DAY 1: Heg sacked. Says #Trump blames him for the war not going "as fantastic as it should've done" DAY 2: Hits the booze and is interviewed on Fox. Says Trump threatened to have his "dick cut off", if he "bad-mouthed him" about the war; and wiggles his (still-attached) penis DAY5: Tells NATO to gft

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

A Wand'ring Minstrel's Eye, by Gilbert O'Sullivan. 70's Icon, Gilbert O'Sullivan, bounces back with this moving ballad about Thom Yorke's left eye. It's dark and it's complex, and... uplifting, in a strange way. But does it answer the Q - Why does Thom's eye feel the need to *wander*? #Radiohead

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

GOD: Why did you vote for #Trump , thus enabling the cover-up of his and countless other pedophile's crimes; and... RDM*: I didn't know. I... GOD: I haven't finished. And giving the message to other men considering raping children, they have nothing to fear? RDM: I... *Recently Deceased Maggat

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Listen up dorks - Woke's over; sorry you missed it. Scouting's goin' back to how it USED to be: No girls, no gays, no pussies, no porkers, no jerk-offs - just MEN; REAL men, men with GUTS. Gimmee a *HOO-RAH*... I said gimmee a Jesus-lovin' *HOO-RAH*! ...You pukes need to smarten up #Hegseth #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

One of the Astronauts is currently loading up on as much Chicken Madras, Vindaloo Rice, Bombay Daal & Naans, as her stomach can take (and then a little bit more), to study the effects (on the other astonauts) of Extreme Flatulance and Offensively Foul Fecas, in a sealed weightless space. #Artemis

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

"With over 2000 intecontinental nuclear missiles pointin' at your country, I guess it's time you rag-heads asked yourselves a specific question: DO I FEEL LUCKY?... Well, do you... #Hegseth #Trump

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

"Don't look Black in Onger"; I heared Ye say. #Ongar

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Shirley. @shirleyukant.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

🎵 "I danced on the Sabbath and I cured the lame The local people said it was a shame They raped me and they stripped me and they got me high Left me there on the couch to die VOTE #VANCE! whoever you may be I am the Lord of The Dance - JD And I'll lead you all whoever you may be And I'll...[what?]"

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