iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

for a second I thought the app was describing who followed me

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twitter tl making me wanna tell everyone to kill themselves vs bsky tl making me wanna jack off all day

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took preworkout, got ready and went to the gym only to find out that it’s not open

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SUCCULENT SATURDAY when everyone posts ass

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if you block me there’s something seriously wrong with you like very wrong idk

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they have a literal goat as a professor but they’re shocked that there is a green girl????

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Nooo please :)) dont kill yourself :)))) your ass is huge :)))))))))))))

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I hate living in a cold city, all those workouts and good diet is for what? to wear 3 layers of clothing?????

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emre @shinywiglett.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

you sound like you’ve never been told to shut the fuck up

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i’m afraid i’ll come over there and touch your insides if you keep liking all of my posts

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emre @shinywiglett.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I still couldn’t get used to the notifications here. it shows 6474748484 new notifications and I click and see 3 likes 1 follow

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a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .

ALT: a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .

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i could be a great career coach but if i need to talk to someone for more than 10 minutes about work my nose starts bleeding like i’m out of my psychic energy………

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how can I transfer all my good oomfs from twitter to here and leave bad oomfs there and lock the doors?

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200 likes for a post on bluesky is equivalent of 10k likes on the dead bird app

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sorry i’m just out of a serious meeting and this is how i cope

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ok but when is “suck my balls dry day”?

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“popular with friends” and it’s big juicy bouncy pecs

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why did I wake up with a headache it’s already 1-0

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i can’t believe whales are just holding their breath like wtffffffffff

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ok this place needs more notifications settings asap

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day 7 on this app and i haven’t used the words dick or balls ye.. oops.

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if I get invited to one more meeting this week I swear to god…..

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well it’s not gonna suck itself 🙂‍↕️ (me having the 3rd ice cream of the day)

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still can’t believe this university is making me pay for an english test when I have a bachelor’s in english AND german 😤😤😤

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i have a chihuahua aggression today

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this monday was like 5 mondays, good night guys 🛌

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guys are we sure that we wanna call it reskeet? 🥲 why cant we keep calling it tweet/retweet

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if I see a single “you’re not xyz you’re 30” post here 😤

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the coolest first post award goes to… (me) 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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