Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 9hi got a lovely rendition, then a remix with "happy birthday to you, you look like a poo" excellent. couldn't ask for more. 10/10 14290
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 20hit's my birthday tomorrow and i'm very excited because my son is old enough to sing "happy birthday" to me - life is good 3260
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my son does not sleep, which means i, also, do not sleep. one of my favourite things to do is check my search history to see what the hell i've been typing during extreme levels of sleep deprivation at 3am. no recollection of any of these 5170
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i've almost finished resident evil requiem and (spoilers?) the nostalgia of it all has blown my mind. it's been crazy to see locations that i first explored in 1998. 28 years ago! what????? revisiting some parts has HURT. ow ow my heart 3150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026so, i bought all the fallout games. again. i have spent money on them despite already playing them many, many, many, many, many, many times. another example of a good financial decision 😌 290
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i need to stop buying customised binders. my wallet is hurting. so i've decided to paint my own. with blackjack! and hookers! in fact, forget the binder ok but seriously it's much harder than i thought. props to all you artists because i STINK at this 170
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i know you all make fun of the amount of steam games i buy - but hear me out. it's the autumn sale. It ENDS on my birthday. so, logically, i should buy EVERYTHING, right???? that's like, good financial decision 101 9290
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i know I'm really behind - i've been playing through resident evil requiem, and forgive me because i'm very sleep deprived... but did i just see tofu?????? 5140
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm sat on the toilet. not pooping. just chillin. having 5 minutes. my kid just kicked open the door, said "hakuna matata" and walked away i need another 5 minutes 3420
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my lil sister is getting married AND HOW CUTE IS THISSSS ahhh 🥲🥲🥲🥲 0150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hello. i'm having a little cry, alone in a hotel room. i don't like it 😠 3210
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I FINALLY STARTED RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM LAST NIGHT. motherhood meant i only played about an hour but i'm still absolutely thrilled. i should finish it within the next few years. huzzah! 2220
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comYou're Going to the Poop DimensionALT: You're Going to the Poop Dimension 150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i'm part of a conference next week (i'm nervous, help) and i'll be away from home for 2 days. my son's latest habit is wandering the halls shouting "mummy, where are you?" if i disappear for 5 minutes 🥲 i MIGHT stash him in my suitcase and hope for the best 040
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026when i was in year 10 (15yrs of age? old enough to know better, anyway) my friend and i had BIIIG crushes on cool boys in the year above. one day, we bought some potatoes and drew their faces on them, did an extensive photoshoot kissing them, and posted them all over MySpace. named captions and all 2120
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026hello, i feel like i haven't checked in here for a while. here's how life is going: pokémon, hair dye, tea, motherhood, sickness, pussy and cowboys. the usual 🤗 4420
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026being nosy and listening to some schoolkids chatting "have you done the history homework?" "yeah. do you want a photo of it?" "yes please. oh, send it to Ben and James too" "all of you need it?" "yeah. please." "ok. i asked chatgpt though, so it might be wrong"static.klipy.comCompilation of Facepalm MomentsALT: Compilation of Facepalm Moments 4160
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026so. i sorted a bunch of pokémon cards to go into binders - not necessarily pricey ones but LOTS of faves. some rare. put em altogether a plastic box for now. i also sorted a load of bulk to be given away. carboard box. anthony took the box and donated it. as asked. ...just not the right one 350
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i'm feeling quite manic and anxious, so the logical thing to do is dye my hair red 2150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's my birthday in a couple of weeks, and i'm straight up just gonna take a big ol' nap. that's all i want. maybe some chicken nuggets i can't wait 2210
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026every now and then, cilla black's rendition of "she'll be coming round the mountain" pops into my head, and i'm traumatised for the rest of the day 070
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i know i say it aaaaaaaaall the time, but i'm so tired. it's been 19 months but i still feel like i'm in the newborn trenches. he wakes every 90 mins. every night. FOR NINETEEEEEENN MONTHHSSSSSSSSSSSSS. cmon man. did i kick a kitten in a former life???? help 3140
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 12/09/2026good morning. my son has spend the first few hours of the day running around the house shouting "mummy did a big poo!" so that's cool 3231
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i've had this stuck in my head for about 3 weeks. you're welcome 150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i've always been a huge fan of toilet humour. nothing funnier than a fart. and then... i became the mother of a boy toddler. i can't take it anymore. i'm gassed out. karma has hit me. i miss fresh air. it's not funny anymore. make it stop. my eyes are stinging 1160
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the only way to get my son downstairs for dinner was to hide and make cat noises, so that he'd come and investigate. that's how today is going 1150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 29/08/2026we bought a GIANT wardrobe to fit everything in our bedroom. clothes, books, makeup, accessories, shoes, toiletries - eeeeeeverything expect for the bed, pretty much we are awful at building things so booked a handyman to put it together for us 280
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Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 26/08/2026every time i give my kid a bath, he yells "buzz! buzz! BUZzzZz!" and i'm like... yup ok mate whatever you say, good talk👌🏻 but i've just realised, i have a dbz shower curtain and... yeah. i see it 270
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 21/08/2026can you overdose on multivitamin gummies??? basically, i was DESPERATE for some haribo so i ate around 45 of these instead. do i need to call somebody or is it just a case of shitting through the eye of a needle later? 7150
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i wish my grey hairs would make a badass streak, instead of looking like a bird has taken a shit right on top of my head 2160
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my 1yr old has started saying "to infinity.... and beyond!" which was really cool at first, but it's been repeated aaaaaall night and now my thoughts are just static 091
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 14/08/2026toddler language is weird. he can't pronounce mummy, so he says minnie. however, minnie is ALSO his word for rainbow and woody (toy story)static.klipy.comConfused What TheALT: Confused What The 3160
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i know i've tweeted/posted/skeeted/squirted/whatever about the uk heatwaves 2826373 times but my godddddddd, come on man ENOUGH 1130
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 09/08/2026oooo that fallout franchise bundle on steam is calling my name. 65% off. yummyyyystatic.klipy.comParrot's Conflicted Desire: I Need It, No I Don'tALT: Parrot's Conflicted Desire: I Need It, No I Don't 390
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 08/08/2026we had a couple of hours childfree yesterday (first time in a year! 😵💫) so took the opportunity to stock UP 1160
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 08/08/2026there's a new wiggles song that references popeye and samson (biblical) in the same line, and i'm here for it 160
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 06/08/2026hello, as is tradition i've bought a mystery bundle of steam keys and already own a couple anyone want these??? (the starpoint game comes with all the extras pictured) 4111
Jo @shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 06/08/2026my partner and i have been seriously considering intercountry adoption (at some point in the future) and our only major concern is the recent surge of racism in the uk. how fucked is that?? we're genuinely weighing up if a child would have a worse time here because of their skin colour 150
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