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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 19/04/2025

Hmmm. Seen in tiny village in Yorkshire. Is this Hot Fuzz or something.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 28/03/2025

Ok there’s a very real possibility I kidnapped my cat

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 19/03/2025

People complain A LOT about Vercel pricing but I’ve got 20+ deployments on there for SME type businesses and I’m paying $35 a month. Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/01/2025

Next time my mum asks me what my job is I’m going to say this

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 08/01/2025

How do girls have a shower without washing their hair? The temptation to put your head in the water is so high!

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 08/01/2025

Well that’s Threads and Instagram deleted.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 06/01/2025

Literally the only way to to stay at a party past 10pm when you’re 30+

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 27/12/2024

Day 3 of fog here in Manchester. Has made playing the Silent Hill 2 remake very immersive.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 25/12/2024

Hello this is the billings department from Your Bank™. For the securities we need you to confirm some details with us. Please click secure link yourbank.xyz.phishing.scam

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 25/12/2024

No snow without at least 3 days of slush

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 24/12/2024

There’s too much to take in with this pic

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 24/12/2024

Put it on the receipt

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 24/12/2024

I feel you man. Chlamydia is not fun.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 21/12/2024

Yep. If you’re making an email signature or HTML email you’ve pretty much got to forget everything from 1998 onwards. It’s such a drag.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 21/12/2024

Into the notes app you go

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 20/12/2024

Whatever you feel most comfortable on. For me the screen is more important than the computer. Eye strain is no joke

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 20/12/2024

The reasons they always seem to give during the announcements are: “Due to a shortage of train staff” “Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 19/12/2024

Dude. 26 days streak. My partner would murder me if I did that 😂

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 17/12/2024

That Pac-Man one. I have notes haha.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 17/12/2024

He didn’t even get the cash reward (sent the note up the wrong chimney)

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 12/12/2024

I think everyone would like this 😄

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 12/12/2024

Just realised the Genmojis use your real eyes and it’s creeping me out!

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/12/2024

Put your phone in a microwave. Just don’t forget you put it there.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/12/2024

Yes! iOS 18.2 is out. I can finally change my language settings back to proper English. Colour. Realise. Aluminium. Ahhh ☺️

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/12/2024

December RSVPs are more like the concept of RSVPs

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/12/2024

How do I delete someone else’s post?

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/12/2024

I’ve woken up sick 🤒 - happens like clockwork every year around Xmas

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 11/12/2024

If you haven’t spent at least 2 minutes trying to communicate telepathically with your cat what are you even doing with your life?

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 10/12/2024

I just moved all the sites I manage to using pnpm (from npm) so about 30 of those downloads were me this morning you’re welcome

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 09/12/2024

Not sure if this is still the case but when I tried, it wasn’t possible to unsubscribe from their extremely frequent emails without logging in. So it’s got that going for it too.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 09/12/2024

Reminds me of another handsome guy who had some wacky ideas. His name? Jesus H Christ.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 09/12/2024

I didn’t mind the changes. They were a clever way to avoid frequent cast changes and added diversity and a modern sci-fi twist to the story.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 09/12/2024

A string? No! A string or null? Hmm maybe.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 09/12/2024

The guy needs to do everything to get a jury trial.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 06/12/2024

It’s absolutely used - everywhere. You’re looking at it now.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 06/12/2024

You get a pass if you haven’t played it, but playing this game and not liking it is like saying you don’t like joy.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 06/12/2024

Having terminal pinned to the dock is a statement

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 06/12/2024

I guess making the hat red would be a little too on the nose haha

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 06/12/2024

I swear they’ve nerfed this on Mac recently. It used to make the cursor enormous the longer you wiggled it (that sounded gross), but nowadays it only makes it slightly larger.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 05/12/2024

Nah, I was just confused by the email.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 05/12/2024

Just got an email from Twitter saying I’m permanently banned for “inauthentic behavior.” I hadn’t used the account in over a year, but it had 2FA, so I’m sure it wasn’t hacked. JeremyClarksonOhNoAnyway.jpeg

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 04/12/2024

Ho ho ho ho. Winnebago legitimate business expense Han Solo mah burger

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 04/12/2024

Looking at this guy, my first thought is that he’s not a fan of taxes.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 04/12/2024

Oh, I agree. I was just pointing out the logic behind the current system, which is nuanced. The sheer number of wrongful convictions highlights the foolishness of capital punishment.

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Joe @shiny.diamonds · 04/12/2024

This was a blatant ‘kissing of the ring’ from Bezos. Is his argument that every news outlet be like Reuters? Ridiculous. People want to hear the opinions of people they respect, based on trust.

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