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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓.

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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
💤💤💤
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Shut up.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
💤💤💤
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
I know, I know — I’m going! Fucking 5am alarm set and it’s already coming up to 3 See that boy, honestly 🙄 Night.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
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The Situation Eating in Bed
ALT: The Situation Eating in Bed
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Exaaaactly that.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Cloud. No explanation needed.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
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David Rose Gives Up in Schitt's Creek
ALT: David Rose Gives Up in Schitt's Creek
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Cloud Im tryna sleep man 🫩
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Dr. Aithne Mithras @aithnemithras.bsky.social · 7h
Don't let him know about the fortnightly shedding.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST BUY A FUCKING DECENT PHONE AND ASK THE INTERNET LIKE A NORMAL PERSON????
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“Because you are.”
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“I’m not a girl.”
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“Try one.”
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
There’s literally two doctors here and the twink is asking me.
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Regina George: Why Are You So Obsessed?
ALT: Regina George: Why Are You So Obsessed?
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
You’ll get Aerith cranky. She’s worse than me.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Oh yes — I’m away to do ‘bed’ things.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“I dunno? Are they?”
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Seriously tho, stfu cloud I’m going to sleep.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“Night—o!”
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Nah you’re right—- It’s hilarious.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“Don’t put it past him”
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
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Steve Carell as Michael Scott Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Steve Carell as Michael Scott Laughing Hysterically
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Exactly my point. He’s curious enough to open that can of worms though.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Don’t forget your tampax Cloud.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
And now—? I go to ‘bed’
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Evil Laugh
ALT: Evil Laugh
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Not far enough. He’s a twat.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
“Jeez — thanks” 😒
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Knife.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Hojo.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
Exactly. Yolks included.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 7h
I am not an expert in this field, Cloud. But what I do know is that they spurt eggs.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
I’m not lying either. He might have ovaries — how do you know?
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
I’m not here to convince him that he does or doesn’t. I’m just letting him believe what he wants to believe.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
Hey hey — he’s done this to himself. I have nothing to do with it.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
Where was that said?
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
Eh— yes. Exactly that.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
What am I doing? He’s always at me asking questions like I’m his sex-ed teacher!
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
I’m elite. And wasn’t put into a mako tank but hey-ho.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
You do. I don’t. What’s in a name?
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
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Terry Henry Holding Back a Laugh
ALT: Terry Henry Holding Back a Laugh
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
I got busy doing ‘other’ things. Don’t ask me man — I don’t have ovaries.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 8h
HOWLING @ YOU
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 10h
// I think Aerith would have cutesy writing for sure lmao. Rufus is too clever to car about his penmanship but it fucked his farher and his tutors right off 🤣
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 10h
Familiar enjoy comes up and he eagerly opens her message — snorting to himself at her cheek through messages. 📱I said I’ll make it up to you princess. 📱glad the letter has at least saved my bacon in the interim though. 📱are you just home? It’s late.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 10h
Already knows that. But still — routine is essential in recovery, or so the therapist says: sticking to routine will prevent chances for unexpected temptations. And Gaia is he tempted. Tie off, shirt buttons half undone, his phone highlights again signalling another message. Again, that
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 10h
Though she responds fairly quickly, he’s already made himself at ‘home’ for the night and about to take a shower to wash the days work and stress away. In the hope that it’ll help settle him enough to try and get a sleep — even if it’s only for a few hours. But his attempts will be in vain, and he
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 10h
She’s likely been up since the crack of dawn, like him, and only just getting home from either her flowers or being taken advantage of with slave labour.
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—— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. @shinrasrufus.bsky.social · 10h
Lighting up with a familiar princess emoji as a text message. Smirking to himself and standing just over the threshold of the annex, he reads her message and types a response. 📱mail arrived 8am this morning. 📱is that you seriously just caring to read it? He’s teasing through the text; he knows
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