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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 5h

Last repost of this video, I promise! Wasn't happy with how this looked on bsky originally, so I made a cropped, shorter version focusing just on the dance segment. Highly recommend you watch the original with its opening and closing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkCk...

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Shinra Business Dancing Night

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 5h

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT! Time for this middle manager to clock off, strip down, and hit the Gold Saucer for a night on the town!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Just another day at the office for the Ultimate Party Animal. But what if...?

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Just another day at the office for the Ultimate Party Animal. But what if...?

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 15h

I'm actually more of a Disco Queen guy myself, but there's always time for fun! Let's DANCE

Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 15h

And if you want to visit the Shinra Offworld Auxiliary Office yourself featured in this video, feel free to stop by! Located on Ultros, Goblet Ward 23, Plot 7! Walk-ins accepted, but no public use restrooms!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 15h

You've been working hard, so don't forget to take a /break! Check out my super ☆ business ☆ dancing ☆ night tribute! A perfect video for a Friday night...

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Tony Garsow @tonygarsow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

permit me one (1) goof:

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sephiroth Copy #2 truly was and still are the Sickest guy in the slums...

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Odysseus @thestrifeisrife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Back on Twitter I did an FF7 Minor Characters popularity poll people could vote on. I always go really high effort with these, and I ended up drawing epilogue images for some of the losers lol. I was never very good at drawing and ended up focusing on other stuff, but looking back I'm sad I stopped.

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It's only the middle of the week, but I know you can manage it! Dig deep, work hard, and GO ALL OUT on this Bow Wow Wednesday!!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It's only the middle of the week, but I know you can manage it! Dig deep, work hard, and GO ALL OUT on this Bow Wow Wednesday!!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

No worries! Secretly, I also just stole my bio style off of random people on LinkedIn. Just following the corporate template!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Of course! She has her own. No home in Midgar is complete without them!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I apologized for it quickly and profusely!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The intel you provided was most valuable indeed! Now I know EXACTLY who to look for when it comes to those Avalanche terrorists! Thank you again! Can't wait to show this to that handsome jerk on the train...

A Final Fantasy VII Remake lanyard from the Square Enix Store, bought from the fine people at gamesandgoodies.bsky.social

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That's the spirit! We all have a Role to Play in this Game called life! Sometimes, that role is is sitting on trains and loudly talking about how much you love your job! Sometimes, it's selling buster swords to mentally unstable military veterans! But our individual roles weave a beautiful tapestry!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Woke up this morning with a spring in my step! Hopped off the train and power-walked up to the locker room! Opened my locker up, looked to my poster of shirtless Pres. Rufus Shinra for strength and then set my lunchbox down underneath my framed portrait of CEO Kaz Hirai, also shirtless. Ready to go!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

No worries! Chadley ensures me that his internal battery has a lifespan of 10,000 years and that he happily hopes to record the heat death of the known universe.

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Everyone around Midgar is starting to get into the Halloween-spirit! Pumpkins, monsters, and spooky decor aplenty! Some people are already wearing funny little costumes well in advance, like this charming pretend cowboy!

Shinra Middle Manager confronts Chocobo Sam

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Once again reiterating that the only genAI Shinra Co. uses is Chadley and MAI, and also the "gen" part stands for "gendered".

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Odysseus @thestrifeisrife.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Can't forget the classic

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I wish this wasn't true, but these AI companies and their partners are just objectively worse than Shinra by all metrics: sustainability, labor laws, fascism, human rights violations. There's not even a degree of nuance to be found, fictional or otherwise! Maybe Avalanche should target THEM first!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm sorry, but I have to object to this framing. While yes, there is debate that Shinra is siphoning the lifeblood of the planet, we still provide an important service: Electricity for everyone. GenAI destroys the planet while providing nothing but horrible food pictures, worse games, and propaganda

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Happy to be the one to announce that the Shinra Electric Power Company will be putting the rainbow BACK into capitalism!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For the people curious about my outfit and want to learn how to dress like a ~professional~, here's a breakdown!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Since there’s been a lot of confusion, here is a picture of myself alongside the fictional character "Mr. Bean". Notice what's different? That's right! I have a stylish yet understated loose bang of hair on the left side of my forehead. If you need to know who is who, ask yourself: "Does he bang?"

Shinra Middle Manager (not Mr. Bean) with his character defining loose bang of hair on the left side of his forehead

Mr. Bean (Not Shinra Middle Manager) with his forehead completely unobscured.

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you happen to be at the convention today, I'd love to buy it off you! My associate will be there in my stead: bsky.app/profile/blas...

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Had a great time at Retro Gaming Expo! No G-Bike or 3D Brawler like the Gold Saucer, but they did have obscure games like "Pac-Man" to test my mettle as the Ultimate Party Animal! I'll return next month to Kumoricon where I hope to see more of my fellow Midgar associates to take pictures with!

Shinra Middle Manager playing the big Pac-Man

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Emily🫆^⚯̫^ @mandrakepot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Honey Bee Inn Hojo 🐝 that nobody asked for but I deliver anyway 🍯 #FFVII #FF7 #ProfessorHojo #Hojo #art #fanart

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thankfully, there's been a couple who recognized my hard work and loyalty to the company! Sad to say that I didn't see anyone else from Midgar, though... Maybe at Kumoricon next month!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Maybe, but they had no way of knowing that!!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sometimes they do! Though one person asked if I was in the yakuza...

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

More shameful corporate propaganda. Not sure why people continue to support such a problematic company. They can't even be bothered to clean their own logo! It's disgusting!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Turns out the answer to "What's the worst they could say?" is "Are you Shinra Director Palmer?"

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Current "Are you _____?" tally: Mr. Bean (12) A lawyer (1) Billy Mitchell (1) Palmer (1)

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Back again at Portland Retro Gaming Expo! People keep asking if I'm Mr. Bean. I don't know who that is, but I'm sure he's a staunch professional if he dresses like me!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is he a celebrity or something? If he keeps harassing innocent people on public transit, he's going to get cancelled!!

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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fun but exhausting first day of Portland Retro Gaming Expo! My wife and I will return tomorrow! Hopefully with better luck... Tried to get a figurine of President Rufus, but instead got this one who looks like a guy I see on my train rides to work. Weird.

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