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Shimmellema

@shimmellema.bsky.social
286 followers 547 following 604 posts

He/Him. Passing the time to pass the time. Go bills. Don’t put people on pedestals. My name is for my friends. Go Sabres.

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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think all people look dumb when wearing a cowboy hat. I think even people who look a little cool would look even better in at least one other hat.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of different kinds of pickles in the back of my fridge
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many hundreds of dollars is enough?! I scream into the abyssal void
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remote car starters have me doing the “oh, hey!” smile and wave at empty cars and it sucks.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go bills
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today ruined my whole day
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every opportunity to enjoy anything is ruined by a leaf blower
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All department stores are currently just rows of trash for $26.99 per trash
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I liked the most recent @ifbookspod.bsky.social bc I often wonder what I did wrong that I can’t get paid thousands to just speak at an event. That said, I wouldn’t pay thousands, but I would buy @notalawyer.bsky.social a beer or three and shoot the shit about AFC power rankings and early fatherhood
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Early to bed, early to rise way too early and basically fuck the next day because I’ll want to take a nap at 11AM- as they say.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love when people say things like “at a fraction of the price” like ok, 2/1 is still a fraction.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you think sports is dumb you better be prepared to tell me what is in fact meaningful and how that’s different
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Kind of feels like our ratio of trillionaires existing and car bombs is off. NOT SAYING IN WHAT DIRECTION.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When athletes tap in to their creative side and “collab” with clothing brands it is a guarantee to be the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have chronic kidney stones and my preferred pain relief is ibuprofane for fucks sake
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shot glasses are the ultimate “why are we dirtying another dish?”
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Gronkowski has won super bowls. You don’t get to come back and claim underdog fandom. I don’t want you in a Sabres Jersey- you tried to fucking murder my favorite bill on the sidelines *in Orchard Park*. Get that man off my fucking screen.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hockey Sabres Buffalo
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ten years ago if you told me there’d be an NHL playoff series between a team called the Las Vegas Knights and another team called the Utah Mammoth I would have slapped you in the face
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Buffalo Sabres Hockey
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sabres hockey.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Buffalo Sabres River Playoff Hockey.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sometimes I have a pinch of Fritos followed by a sip of whiskey and think to myself, “I fucking love corn.”
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Sabres
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Go ice bills
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You are only ever charged market rate, never paid it.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Woah rent extraction is a pretty sweet deal
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you are a freelancer or some form of self employed- double your pricing. On top of the fact that you are most likely undercharging and over delivering…
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I like thinking it’s likely that somewhere out there is a group of friends that actually were introduced at a mutual cinematographer friend’s party and they absolutely hate running into that *one* person.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
What airport do we meet McDermott at and when? 😢
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Well I want to die. Go bills.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I don’t know about you, but as far as I’m concerned, go bills.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
omg captain beefheart is tom bombadil
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
McDermott just took the lords name in vain
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If there is work to be done, we cannot be “unemployed”- fuck the rich and fuck the wages you believe we ‘deserve’
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Podcasts are cool because I wanted to learn more about the Middle Ages but now I’m listening to George Micheal and finally giving a close read of every verse in Last Christmas thanks to @goingmedieval.bsky.social
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Not wanting to do fuck all: burnout? or holiday cheer? New at 11
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Ticky tacky shit calls should be illegal in a snow game. It’s a snow game. Put the flag away.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
In my latest book, “Abundance”, I address how I have too many board games and need the government to invest in me getting them played
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Christmas Truce, but the Battle of Hoth.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The way US American commercials say “ask you doctor about…” makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using to watch ‘television’- what doctor?! People have *a* doctor??
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Wait I don’t want it to end
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I want to play- put me in
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I want to die but also go bills
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
How are leaf blowers legal.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Baby formula is not war materiel. This shit makes me so sick that my stomach.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Just listened to what’s her face’s memorial service and like… I’m pretty sure my god is a different god than these freaks’ god.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Life is precious, which is exactly why you shouldn’t waste it by becoming anything like Charlie Kirk.
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Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“I won’t stand for these ad hominem attacks” says man who is both wrong *and* acting like a dick
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