Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think all people look dumb when wearing a cowboy hat. I think even people who look a little cool would look even better in at least one other hat. 000
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A lot of different kinds of pickles in the back of my fridge 111
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How many hundreds of dollars is enough?! I scream into the abyssal void 000
Reposted by ShimmellemaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136512898
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remote car starters have me doing the “oh, hey!” smile and wave at empty cars and it sucks. 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Every opportunity to enjoy anything is ruined by a leaf blower 020
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 21/08/2026All department stores are currently just rows of trash for $26.99 per trash 100
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I liked the most recent @ifbookspod.bsky.social bc I often wonder what I did wrong that I can’t get paid thousands to just speak at an event. That said, I wouldn’t pay thousands, but I would buy @notalawyer.bsky.social a beer or three and shoot the shit about AFC power rankings and early fatherhood 000
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Early to bed, early to rise way too early and basically fuck the next day because I’ll want to take a nap at 11AM- as they say. 020
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I love when people say things like “at a fraction of the price” like ok, 2/1 is still a fraction. 021
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If you think sports is dumb you better be prepared to tell me what is in fact meaningful and how that’s different 110
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Kind of feels like our ratio of trillionaires existing and car bombs is off. NOT SAYING IN WHAT DIRECTION. 110
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 10/06/2026When athletes tap in to their creative side and “collab” with clothing brands it is a guarantee to be the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen 000
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I have chronic kidney stones and my preferred pain relief is ibuprofane for fucks sake 020
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Shot glasses are the ultimate “why are we dirtying another dish?” 100
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Gronkowski has won super bowls. You don’t get to come back and claim underdog fandom. I don’t want you in a Sabres Jersey- you tried to fucking murder my favorite bill on the sidelines *in Orchard Park*. Get that man off my fucking screen. 120
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Ten years ago if you told me there’d be an NHL playoff series between a team called the Las Vegas Knights and another team called the Utah Mammoth I would have slapped you in the face 120
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Sometimes I have a pinch of Fritos followed by a sip of whiskey and think to myself, “I fucking love corn.” 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 28/02/2026You are only ever charged market rate, never paid it. 020
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 22/02/2026If you are a freelancer or some form of self employed- double your pricing. On top of the fact that you are most likely undercharging and over delivering… 230
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I like thinking it’s likely that somewhere out there is a group of friends that actually were introduced at a mutual cinematographer friend’s party and they absolutely hate running into that *one* person. 000
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 19/01/2026What airport do we meet McDermott at and when? 😢 000
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I don’t know about you, but as far as I’m concerned, go bills. 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 24/12/2025If there is work to be done, we cannot be “unemployed”- fuck the rich and fuck the wages you believe we ‘deserve’ 030
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Podcasts are cool because I wanted to learn more about the Middle Ages but now I’m listening to George Micheal and finally giving a close read of every verse in Last Christmas thanks to @goingmedieval.bsky.social 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Not wanting to do fuck all: burnout? or holiday cheer? New at 11 020
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Ticky tacky shit calls should be illegal in a snow game. It’s a snow game. Put the flag away. 100
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 29/11/2025In my latest book, “Abundance”, I address how I have too many board games and need the government to invest in me getting them played 030
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The way US American commercials say “ask you doctor about…” makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using to watch ‘television’- what doctor?! People have *a* doctor?? 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Baby formula is not war materiel. This shit makes me so sick that my stomach. 000
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Just listened to what’s her face’s memorial service and like… I’m pretty sure my god is a different god than these freaks’ god. 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Life is precious, which is exactly why you shouldn’t waste it by becoming anything like Charlie Kirk. 010
Shimmellema @shimmellema.bsky.social · 09/09/2025“I won’t stand for these ad hominem attacks” says man who is both wrong *and* acting like a dick 120