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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking schaudenfreude for these worthless, spinless, shitty humans.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"What if Frog is trapped in Nutty Putty cave?!" said Toad. He wasn't sure what to grab. The anxiety of being in so close a space made his chest feel tight. "Frog I will save you! Even though I am not sure how." cried Toad. Toad grabbed a rope, and a torch. He opened his door. There was Frog.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the fossil fuel industry had this much power, they wouldn't have let the Strait of Hormuz situation develop as it is, and China wouldn't be installing 8x the solar panels per year we are. There's no mythically powerful fossil fuel industry, that's crank talk.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would have expected a better response from the Governor of the state that has literal Silicon Valley in it. They WANT you to add regulatory "kill switch" bullshit, so they can turn the heat up on open models. What WE want is free models just as good as theirs we can run locally, fuck them.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's not deeply concerning, it's marketing and they're just making noise. They don't want the open source models to catch up and offer the same shit for $0. That's why they're running around about "The Chinese". Nationalize the AI companies for theft of IP.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lots of bullshit energy claims, but you can tell they're scams because they're not selling energy. It's the same reason the Cybercab from Tesla is a scam. If it worked as a business like they claim, they wouldn't sell you one.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Haha, I remember when everyone was going to get smarter because everyone would be able to find the BEST answers on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. There was a kind of euphoria, we REALLY believed it. It was like Star Trek, but real. What a fucking letdown.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
38% approval of this shit-show is such a damning indictment of the American voting populace.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AND... it's important to get the type of submersible right?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"common folk" Have you actually looked at the list of who is in the Fellowship of the Ring, and who is a noble, prince, or (basically) angel? The only commoner was... Samwise Gamgee. Everyone else was "noble blood" and the books made it very, very clear.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I only feel bad for the ones who didn't vote for him (most of them did).
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Tough time for anyone who studied. Anything."
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
holy shit is that his actual face? Hahahahahahahaha
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank you for taking the question seriously, now I feel incredibly stupid, but that's just the price of learning sometimes.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They could live their values by showing us they don't fear surveillance, by indicating where their houses are, which car or plane they're driving or flying, and what their standard routes to/from the office/work/restaurants/other are.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Admittedly my Latin isn't great, but would cryptomisogyny be more accurate?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is that... a nickname for your penis? Because the last time I went searching for a "fabled blade"...
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was shocked Trump got 46% of the women's vote.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They voted for Republicans no matter what their policies were, then were... surprised they didn't listen? Like obviously their reps didn't listen, you trained them not to.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
To be fair, he's getting his ass kicked in Minnesota too.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Awesome can't wait to check it out!
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ohh is that a reproduction Acorn computer of some kind? Cool
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYe...
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Waterparks - ICE
YouTube video by Waterparks
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OOOH do you have a guide, or could you point someone to guides you used to do this, and learn something similar?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
holy fuck, more.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Half of America has some kind of moral courage and conviction. Half voted for a pedophile felon rapist. Jeeeesus fucking Christ.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The only transmission to make it to an alien race. They watch the video, in silence. They watch the video again, to confirm. After a very brief discussion, Earth is declared a Quarantine Zone.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Getting a kitty blessing is an auspicious event, a good tiding for whatever adventure awaits you, a recognition of both good and chaos that cats represent. The adventurer's guild approves.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Not understanding The Matrix is trans allegory levels of reading comprehension.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We need to connect these to a Meshcore BBS'es. Who needs the modern internet.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Our most holy adherents, use their souls, to write hand-written code, specifically with critical errors, vulnerabilities, inefficiencies, mistakes; insistent-comments about how the code is RIGHT and CORRECT and REPRESENTATIVE and SAFE.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hear me out: We start "Project: Butlerian Jihad". We use "agenic programming" to make hundreds of thousands of repositories, with subtle bugs in them. We train models, specifically to introduce subtle vulnerabilities, bugs, outdated packages, weird non-functional things. We poison the AIs.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every playthrough's first victim, Fargoth.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I wanted one, then I imagined trying to use that keyboard layout...
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Warning label on the potion: "Seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting four or more hours"
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The "I watch you masturbate" mask. Wait no "They told me to wear a mask to the orgy, but they didn't specify WHICH mask"
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I keep thinking there's no way the Devil speaks Latin. Like he got DuoLinguo and was like, "I'm so glad my lessons are paying off, I know what they're saying as I torture them".
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
MORE FREECAD TIPS. MORE OPEN SOURCE COMPUTERS. Sorry I guess you're already hard at work on... both, what I meant is that I'm stoked please continue your work.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What the fuck is the point of all this technology if we KILL ART?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fuck yeah so excited
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Literal Nazi tattoo, public posts about his excitement to kill Iraqis, time as a Blackwater mercenary, AND rape allegations? If this isn't 'walking red flag', what the fuck is?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
theonion.com/why-do-all-t...
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you have Org-mode why does anybody need Typst (I'm kidding I've been trying to write some notes in Typst).
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The neo nazi who directly talked about his desire to murder Iraqis is problematic? Who could have seen this coming?!
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Should have asked the elves for Raid.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stand strong, stand together. They're unpopular as FUCK and this won't continue forever.
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Where's the single payer healthcare you promised us in 2018?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There are SUPER WEIRD accounts with obviously AI generated images of women, who talk constantly about American political issues. Clearly fake, very weird bot network. They never reply to anyone - or if they do, they say weird shit like "I agree, maybe we can talk". What in the fuck is that?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why would anybody debate a neonazi?
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shiftyflipflop.bsky.social @shiftyflipflop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He took brain damage and became a conservative. It's so on the nose, I can't even believe it.
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