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Nolan Fabricius

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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I clicked the link it's just this gif
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've got great news, he's already on the Mount Rushmore of Sitcom/Network TV/90s Actors/Characters.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My toddler fucking loves this.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My toddler fucking hates this. They fukt up a sure thing, incredible fumble.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Burbank
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ll keep this short and sweet:
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
From time to time, I stare at the establishing shot of Pizza Planet, and remember living in a world where we used to dream.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Heya, who made a trillion dollars when NASA put a man on the moon? What great man of history got to hoard an obscene amount of imagined, hypothetical, speculative wealth made manifest thru stock price? I guess we’ll never know, lost to history… anyway congrats to humanity’s savior.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Me I did a DEI and desecrated Grease.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
rent free
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Youtube telling me the state of my soul staying up late every night listening you youtube.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It's so funny that Rogan looks like mini-me Garosh Hellscream now
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We're trying to show you they are the same thing, ma'am. Break the cycle, fight the real enemy.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And yet
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
snowcrash gargoyle fr fr
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
oh baby, these thumbnails are getting GOOD
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Don't bore us, give us the chorus.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
SUPER 👏 DELEGATES 👏 you goldfish. There is no Dem primary.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Literally
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Joe Montana
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey guys the gas pump used the punctuation wrong
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The ppl with money telling people who make the stuff how much letting robots make the stuff will improve their enjoyment of making the stuff. It’s sick. I am fucking nauseous from the zeal with which they gaslight me every day. They talk like they’re trying to convince me to go to Jonestown.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I dunno if it reads in the gif, but Tucker Carlson got his “indignant expression” from Walter in this moment.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
*pries your eyeballs open with steel hooks* LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM AND REMEMBER.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
A Major Record Label: "What if a Cowboy could have the aesthetic of the cool dad from My Two Dads? What if a cowboy regarded the Highlander tv show the height of style? What if Catherine O'hara's character in Beetlejuice designed a cowboy?"
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I dunno why but I always correlated this movie with the KIND of cowboy they invented exclusively for Garth Brooks to be, I can't explain it better than that.
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
same guy
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Oh god oh fuck
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Absolute catnip for goldfish brain libs
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Nolan Fabricius @shiftlesshobo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Frankly, Gondor had some of the worst helmets of all time.
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