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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster

@shiftlefti.st
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Infra-turned-infosec. I swear at computers and sing Ronnie James Dio to houseplants.

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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 08/10/2026
Home & Family
Has owned a shaker that came free with a vodka bottle
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 05/10/2026
all share berners
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 30/09/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 26/09/2026
paging @nkjemisin.bsky.social
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 24/09/2026
I strongly recommend watching Lord of the Rings through a wine glass
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 21/09/2026
it bled into the real world a little bit too! here's the album cover for The Sham Mirrors by Arcturus, an album that sounds exactly like its cover
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 19/09/2026
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
The starship Event Horizon from the classic sci-fi film Don't Traverse The Torment Nexus
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 18/09/2026
A cute little addition to Suikoden 2 Remaster was this light pattern added to the west-facing windows in Neclord's sanctuary, a tiny tribute to his quest in the original where you face him at sunset
Screenshot of Neclord's sanctuary in Suikoden 2. Light is seen streaming in the windows at the left of the screen (implied to be west, as the party enters the town from the south).
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 11/09/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 10/09/2026
Beyoncé
A bearded dragon hanging out on some branches in front of a photo backdrop of a graffiti-covered wall.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 10/09/2026
Zendaya
A small brown anole perched on a branch in a terrarium.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 10/09/2026
Queen Elizardbeth
A juvenile eastern collared lizard basks lazily on a stack of bricks.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 04/09/2026
One of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies cards, edited to read: "Pour water over your head."
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 28/08/2026
Legitimately tracks.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 26/08/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 26/08/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 20/08/2026
I bought a plant and it had a surprise lizard egg in it, so I ended up with a surprise lizard. She (sweetest creature) passed away last year but now I have three other lizards. Allow me to introduce you to the Eastern Collared Lizard, which runs on its hind legs like a velociraptor
An "aqua flame" eastern collared lizard basking atop a stack of bricks.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 16/08/2026
The dad in Coraline, though voiced by John Hodgman, must have been patterned on Tom Kenny
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 04/08/2026
An AI slop flyer for the Ohio State Fair features Ohio Landmark [checks notes] the Liberty Bell, three racing pigs numbered 1, 2, and 1, and an aerial gondola system that appears to be made of WikkiStix.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 30/07/2026
a ham and cheese pita on a lunch tray looking real yonic
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 29/07/2026
Some incredible skies over central PA today
An ominous dark gray shelf cloud hangs over distant buildings.Clouds draw parallel lines above a straight-horizontal traffic light arm overhanging a rural intersection.A cloud overlooks the vista like a hummingbird made of firm stool, a 3 on the Bristol scale.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 15/07/2026
large enough to have its own door, actually. wheels within wheels
The Flanders, NY "Big Duck", a gift shop built into the shape of a large stucco duck. An entry door features prominently in the breast.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 03/07/2026
because he's the melting remnant guy from monster train
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 23/06/2026
Three of his six films are in the top ten out of twelve of all time.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 19/06/2026
read it in this voice
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 18/06/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 16/06/2026
cassandra's unamused
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 02/06/2026
uh huh 🙄
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 30/05/2026
this duck kept trying to get me to let it into the liquor store
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 29/05/2026
this one from Event Horizon ought to be up near the top
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 29/05/2026
that's just gen alpha
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 28/05/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 18/05/2026
I think generally employees should be discouraged from wearing the One Ring on shift. Invisibility is dangerous in a kitchen setting and the sudden appearance of Nazgûl in the restaurant is likely to set off staff who are already on edge over ICE
Sun headline reads:

RING ON IT: Texas Roadhouse & Olive Garden among restaurants mandating strict 'one ring' policy for diner safety
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 08/05/2026
Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. James Cromwell, AKA Zefram Cochrane, has a very storied career, but for me, nothing tops his performance as George Sibley in Six Feet Under.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 19/04/2026
Him name is hopkin green frog, NOT hopkins green frog.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 13/04/2026
The very nice and accurate prophecies of R. A. Montgomery
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 17/03/2026
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 14/03/2026
One of my favorite Long Islandisms is delis that have been in business a decade under the same ownership going 10% ethnic food, toe in the water
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 02/03/2026
👀
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 18/02/2026
[every technology gets worse at the same time for the exact same reason] "Is this anti-technology sentiment?"
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 03/02/2026
this worked for me on an issue resolution that was going nowhere today
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 31/01/2026
A rite of passage for new employees at CSHL used to be nearly getting hit by the car of James D. Watson. This experience of Watson's driving was so universal it was known to... Jeffrey Epstein and their mutual associates
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 29/01/2026
spectacular
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 11/01/2026
Americans will use anything but the metric system #figureskating
An infographic shows the 1'10" height of Amber Glenn's triple axel by depicting it passing over a golden retriever.
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 19/12/2025
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 23/10/2025
store sell plant. and buy plant,
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 26/08/2025
this large
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 16/05/2025
one my little idiots keeps trying to get to my coffee through the top of the Aeropress. bad news, bud:
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 02/05/2025
Uncontested. Judas Priest - Painkiller (1991)
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster @shiftlefti.st · 30/04/2025
He looks like a wet cigar!
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