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Van3ssaV 🦋

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social
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"We are here to laugh at the odds & live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us". Charles Bukowski One foot in front of the other 👣 Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder. An immigrant's daughter. Gooner 🔴⚪ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 Art by @tokyosexwhale

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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 4h
Ooft 😍 You're such a babe 😘😍
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
Fucking hell, I'm surprised you haven't been blocked! 😅 I did that 80s thing & got blocked & massively slagged off like I'd invented Copilot even though half of social media had done it but of course it's me that is at fault 🙄
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
Only one year ahead of me, you sauce pot 😍
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
1985?! Are you Dorian Gray?! 😅
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
🤣 Oh the romance! As well as your gorgeous visage, I love your earrings btw! 😍 Where are they from please?
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
🤷🏻‍♀️
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
Ooh!!! Try not to think about it - easy for me to say, I know. But, it's out of your hands. What will be, will be. Good luck with it all though 🤞🏼🤞🏼 X
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
🤣 indeed.
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 5h
I'd wear this dress! Guaranteed seat on the Tube with those sleeves 😆
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 6h
Whatever helps 😆
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 6h
'Content Creator' 🤷🏻‍♀️ He's very sweet. Excellent reactions! 😆
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Idk I Don'T Know
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 7h
Oh I'm so jealous. I couldn't justify the cost of having to go up to Manchester plus the ticket. He's not doing London for the moment. Enjoy!
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 7h
Nappies?
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 7h
I *love* James Acaster so much 😆
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 7h
Starvin! 🙄
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 7h
One more stop then walk home. I'm Hank Marvin! 😩
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
I just need to rest it more. Wandering around yesterday did not help 😩 WFH tomorrow so that should help ☺️ X
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
I was out of there!
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
I've reported it to security ... and then walked!
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Yes
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
😑
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
You look fabulous in any colour, Gerri 😍😘 Vxxx
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Oh you poor thing! I hope you're having a restful evening ☺️ X
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
YESS!! 🙌🏼 Really pleased to hear this 😊 Vxxx
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Oh no!! 😩 Hope you've been able to rest up 🙏🏼 Vxxx
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Exactly what I did Terry!! 😅
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Not entirely sure ... dodgy Achilles diagnosed as tendonitis. It comes & goes. I did *lots* of walking in Naples last week so I suspect it's a hangover from that. I'm not great at sitting still 😩
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you! ☺️
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
I've done my bit & reported it. Fingers crossed it's nothing serious 🤞🏼
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Nope. Just that loud noise
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks! 😊
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
I've done my bit. If there's an explosion/fire 🔥💥 I reported it to security ... Those machines have never made that noise in all the time I've worked there 🫤
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 8h
I've told security. They looked at me like I'm absolutely crackers after I played them the below but they have promised to have a look. This isn't right, is it?! 🫤
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 9h
HELP! I'm about to leave the office & one of the coffee machines is making an almighty racket. A *really* loud groaning noise. Whirring away! I went up to it and it says, "Machine is rinsing" Is this normal?! It's really loud!!! 😭
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 9h
I still have my headache & I'm likely to miss the start of Celebrity Traitors. Plus my left ankle is killing me 😩 My leopard print stick has gained more admirers though 🐆😅 I'll be OK. I'm only whinging because I can.
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 10h
You're such a brave soldier 😌
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 10h
Ahh, understand. We all have moments when age catches us off guard. It happens ❤️ Be kind to yourself. There's still so much life to be lived 😊 You still haven't met me!! 😅😆 X
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 11h
You OK, M?
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 11h
I'm hoping it's due to too much screen time & not a bug 🫤
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 11h
That he is 🫤
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 11h
I've got a massive headache 😩
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 11h
Mark!
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
🤣😅
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
Fanks!! 🥰😊 X
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
🫤
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Fallon King: Did I Say Something Wrong?
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
Very versatile, impressively secure and capable of penetrating the toughest kernel ... Sounds great. I like it. Activate implementation. (I don't know what I'm talking about. 😬)
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
Don't you start 😑
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
Nobody's perfect, Peter 🤨
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14h
Aww, what a cutie 🥰😊 X
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