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Sheridan Dictates

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LUFC | Leeds United | ALAW #lufc #MOT #ALAW Loves cricket too!

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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Okay, so someone needs to explain how I prepare for missile attacks, any advice welcome!
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mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Or otherwise known as Tory fare evasion. #honestbobjenrick
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Today has been a huge reminder of the absolute cess pit of humanity that X/Twitter has become. The flood of posts from blue ticks and / or Union Jack emoji type accounts is truly sickening to the gut. They bare face lie about everything to try to fit some perverse conspiracy theories. Weirdos.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I still can’t get my head around Marcelo Bielsa being the President of the Leeds United Iberia Supporters Club. What a man. What an absolute legend. What a contrast to certain other people. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Good morning everyone, including Mr. Frank Lampard. Hope you had a lovely pleasant nights sleep Frank. I certainly did, a real sense of the world levelling things out over time, everything coming to bald frauds, I mean people, that deserve it. Enjoy your day Frankie. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Lampard saying from when he came in they kept pace with the parachute payment teams. Yeah, played 30, won 16, drawn 4, lost 10. 1.73 points per game. Leeds and Burnley achieved 2.17 points per game over the whole season Burnley and Leeds lost 6 between them in 92 games you absolute muppet. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Karma Frankie lad. Somewhere Marcelo Bielsa just had the slightest smile and muttered bueno. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I just want the Leeds players back home from Las Vegas, so I can stop worrying about one of them being arrested by ICE agents and put in a gulag in El Salvador 😂 #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Sky reporter licking Fat Franks arse, calling his Leeds turnaround with Derby a “tactical masterclass” 🤣 No mate it was Kiko Casilla doing Kiko Casilla things. Up to that point they were getting battered. The goal gave them some momentum and it just snow balled. Tactical masterclass - fuck off 😭
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Only Sheff United players could surround the referee, giving him an earful, after he basically gifted them the tie 🤣
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Nothing stirs the heart strings more than knowing Marcelo Bielsa is delighted for Leeds United on winning promotion 💙💛 #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Leeds United Division 1 title open top bus tour (1992 style)! No social media back then, so these are gold dust and luckily got a few photos. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’ve spent my life being extremely proud of Leeds as a city and Leeds United as a football club. What I witnessed yesterday was probably the most incredible, spontaneous, unadulterated joy of fanbase and players that you could ever see. I am no longer extremely proud, I am supremely proud. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Days like yesterday bond players to Leeds United forever. Whatever happens in their careers, they will never forget this. The fans and players as one. Lovely stuff. #lufc
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Beth @bethgabriel.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Can’t stop watching this, Dan James is my hero honestly #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Get in!!! Farke is our man and it’s official. Absolutely delighted 🤩 #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I cannot imagine supporting any other club than the famous Leeds United. If someone had told me about all the ups and many downs during my time and I could turn back time and support another team that wins everything. I’d tell em to fuck right off, nothing other than Leeds could ever do. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Marcelo Bielsa is a beautiful human being. Daniel Farke is a beautiful human being. They care, not about themselves but about their players, the fans and managing with humility and integrity. Forever grateful to both. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Eddie Gray is Mr Leeds United. Love the fella. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Back to the day job for Dan.. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I would love to know the details of building works at Elland Road. That is a massive development of kop and west stand, when and how are they going to do it? What happens to capacity whilst they are doing it? It’s not a pre season job!
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Doctor T @doctort1992.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Will you be singing for Farke, tonight.? #lufc Retweet for yes, like for, no, I lost custody of the kids and insist that Brexit needs time.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Parker, I can get, flip of a coin job between him and Farke, based on points, although Burnley a dreadful watch. Hamer winning Player of the Season has to be the biggest joke I’ve EVER seen! Who in the fuck came up with that? #lufc
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LUFCDATA @handle.invalid · 24/04/2025
📈 The numbers behind Daniel Farke's Leeds speak for themselves. Second only to Burnley for the most clean sheets and fewest goals conceded. Relentless with the press, dominant in possession, clinical in the final third and have limited opponents to the fewest shots on-target. #LUFC
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
All season, we, the loyal fans of Leeds United have had to see the plastic keyboard warriors demean Farke and his achievements. In the main, we haven’t defended him enough (due to the bile you get from said keyboard warriors). If one thing, yesterday has shown the fact 95% of fans are behind him.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
One thing I’ve realised about the 49ers is they don’t leak anything, certainly not 2 games before the end of a season with the title to play for. It’s utter clickbait. FWIW - Pep Guardiola himself wouldn’t have kept that Norwich squad up and probably wouldn’t have got them promoted! #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Daniel Farke has overseen 2 summers where Leeds have lost our best players. He got the best out of James, Ampadu, Rodon, Solomon, Firpo, Bogle… He got Willy to buy into being at a Championship club for 2 years. He identified Tanaka. Going to get a record points and GD total. Give him respect.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Just for info - China will never back down to Trump. He can bluff, lie and posture all he wants, he’s just ruining the lives of ordinary Americans. The problem is Trump doesn’t care about ordinary Americans.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Just for clarity Burnley and Sheff United can’t both win when they play each other. Therefore, automatic promotion is still in our hands, you do the Maths and if anyone can find a way that Leeds aren’t promoted if we win our final 6 games, then I’ll believe you are a genius! #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Still in our hands 🫣 #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I think what is happening in the US, is the prequel to The Handmaids Tale. Trump will soon be heading up Gilead.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
One thing I noticed last night was that the atmosphere at Burnley was dead and the atmosphere at Sheff United was deader than dead. Let’s make ER rock tonight. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Rob Jones, referee was putting his whistle to his mouth, so his first instincts were it was a penalty. He then changed his mind and makes up a fictitious “he got the ball” motion. He knew it wasn’t the case, so what is actually going on? 5 stonewall pens not given in the last year. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Preston hit the post and Sheff United go up the other end and score, is their season in a nutshell. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Fair to say I’ve been watching the Leeds goals back, firstly from Sunderland, then Sheff United games, pretty much none stop since a week last Monday. Never gets boring! #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Where’s all the Leeds fans that said “ah yeah but I can’t get excited about this team, so boring and negative from Farke”? Fuck off now won’t you and let the rest of us just enjoy it.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
12 man Sheff United win against 10 man Swansea. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Good to see Rutter trolling the scum fans and he still clearly has an Elland Road shaped place in his heart. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The Phil Spector Christmas album really is just a beautiful piece of work. It is my childhood and makes me happy to hear it every year.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Burnley’s next 4 fixtures before the end of the year 👀 That’s tough. 3 of those teams they haven’t played so far this season so effectively their last 3 games until they have played everybody. Ours are Preston, Oxford, Stoke. #lufc
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Dan James just needed a manager who trusts him. He got it in Farke. #lufc
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Trump hiding from Elonia
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Teams come to ER with little ambition other than to defend, even when behind. That is the reason games aren’t as exciting. Leeds dominate and win nearly every home game - will take it every time.
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Thinking about Gary Speed after all these years. Still makes me cry when I see pics or video clips or think about about my memories of him growing up. He’s still my hero.
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Diddlysquat @vimfuego18.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
13 years today 😔 A football icon.legend of the game. Never forgotten. Forever in our hearts.💛💙 #RIPSpeedo #LUFC
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Farke; Took over unhappy squad Got James, Struijk and Firpo playing their best football Totally rebuilt squad almost from scratch Identified Tanaka at £3m Integrated Gnonto back into the club Made £140m in profit on sales vs incomings in his time Has best squad because he made it that way!
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Tanaka was brilliant again but I must say, how did Dan James not win MOTM on Sky?
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Sheridan Dictates @sheridandictates.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Get the fuck in!!!! For once the footballing gods smiled on us. #lumd #lufc
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