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@shepcommandr.bsky.social
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 7h
Petition to make this a real holiday.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 9h
Another one.
Blue Prince on Switch 2
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dawg, the “we should use AI for piracy” is not the W you think it is…
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am unironically playing the Kingdom Hearts games for the story. At least for this playthrough….so I’m playing on easy.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd never played Birth by Sleep. This series is so fucking stupid.
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I Don'T Care I Love It Will Ferrell
Alt: I Don'T Care I Love It Will Ferrell
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does the name Xehanort mean anything to you. lol
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have to wonder what sort of sales expectations Ubi has for these S2 ports, because they keep doing them…
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Measured take; EDF "feels" like the type of game that's made for Switch 2 (or other handhelds). I'm glad it got ported, and I'd love for other games in the series to come.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not sure what part of this tweet is the most frustrating... That the guy clearly doesn't know what marketing is, that this awful info graph is clearly AI, or that they said Mixtape was "nothing special".
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Randomly awake @ 4am today. On a Friday. Is this the meaning of Kingdom Hearts.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am currently failing as a parent by exposing my child to Kingdom Hearts.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Persona 6 social links again…
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fuck are we even doing anymore
Forza Horizon 6 got 7-Eleven content...
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Glad I watched that. Everything will make more sense now (it will not). On to the real stuff now…
KH Birth by Sleep Final Mix
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Back from the Gym. Time to finish whatever the fuck this Kingdom Hearts χ Back Cover shit is.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what the fuck am I doing with my life LOL
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've done it. I've used AI for the worst possible thing. I had it create a spreadsheet of all the Kingdom Hearts games included in the collection, and output it as a XLSX so I could track completion through Google Docs.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a comical observation, but S2 physical games collection consists of 2 packages of Disney games and 3 Resident Evil games.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And it's here
Kingdom Hearts Collection for Switch 2.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As it turns out, Bestbuy opted for Purolator on my shipment of Kingdom Hearts, so it should be here soon. Excited to get the jump on playing a bunch of mediocre games in the worst possible way, unironically.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I actually really like PSVR2. That being said, I think VR is dead in the consumer space. At least as a mass market product. Software was never there, and the scope of what works is extremely narrow.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If Claude Code has taught me anything it's that the biggest issue with Vibe Coding is the people doing it.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not a programmer, so VS Code auto-completing lines for me is annoying as fuck. Need to turn that shit off.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t actually know what the next PS5 game I’ll buy is, after GTA6 releases. Talos 3?
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Really don’t think it can be understated how fucked Sony’s software pipeline is… 2027 is probably going to be a God of War spinoff, GaaS slop and a modern Naughty Dog game. That’s a big yikes from me. (I might get Laufey if it’s less padded than Rag was)
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP My backer copy of Great Library and the fixed board for Speakeasy won't be here until next year (I don't actually care that much)
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I rarely order physical games online, but I have 3 ordered through BB Canada... so I get to play the game "Will the store ship my game on time"
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am politely asking that the gamers stop putting podcast mics in front of Shawn Layden, because I need people to stop writing revisionist history for this man because he just happened to fucking like Vib Ribbon.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyways... As I've said in the past, all of the problems with Xbox can be traced back to them sacrificing their brand identity to lock in CoD and GTA DLC. Deals that could never be indefinite. 1st party games, whether they sell or not, help build the ecosystem and narrative around a brand.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Purging first party talent in the name of 3rd party partnerships, while funnelling the remaining dev resources into silos/franchise factories is the exact same mistakes that Xbox made during the 360 generation, which in turn lead to the Xbox One, which then in turn lead to Phil's spending spree.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyways. There's nothing I want from Nintendo more than Mario Maker 3.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The quote about Helix being a family device further cements my theory that it will be a branded OEM device similar to the ROG Ally X.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I find it hard to believe that; A) Asha understands what "All Time Low" for Xbox actually means B) That there is any meaningful growth for a brand that has eroded all consumer confidence over the past...15yrs. C) This "reset" isn't about selling off Xbox in pieces to PE
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Squaresoft™
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tiktok take of the day; Corn production in the US uses more water than the current AI data center footprint in the US. This might be the stupidest fucking take I've ever seen... and I see a lot of stupid fucking brainrot tech head content.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL Canada is in great shape right now. Quebec elects the separatist party, despite relying on favoritism from the Feds. Alberta wants to separate despite having no claim to the land the province sits on. US making casual annexation jokes for the past year or 2.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's important to play Kingdom Hearts on S2, because a bad game should always be played in the worst possible way.
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Dakota Laden Project Fear
Alt: For Science And Honor And Glory
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Literally no person on earth asked for this. Re-releasing the worst of the Watch_Dogs game is the most Ubisoft thing to do though.
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EXCLUSIVE: Watch Dogs: Legion 'Director's Cut' Planned For First Half of 2027
Watch Dogs: Legion's 'Director's Cut' release is planned for the first half of 2027, with Ubisoft attempting to bring the game back to life.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is there any world where this doesn't go down as one of the worst inconsequential decisions ever made.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know, maybe it's just me... but I think one of the largest news outlets in Canada could just not post an OpEd that's acting as a call to violence towards one of the leaders of a Federal Political party because he *checks notes*... is an anti-Zionist Jew.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The guys at the top of the Kingdom Come Deliverance studio are cringe. I don't think I ever want to see or hear from them again lol
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've come to the realization over the past few months that most S2 ports are bad, and for many the question appears to be "is it too bad to be enjoyable?" Requiem is a bad port. It is also the RE game that I have played the most. I'm enjoying my time. I just don't believe "I enjoy" = "Game good"
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing says S2 like half-assed ports from Square (I'm buying KH Collection on Switch 2, so I am legally allowed to laugh about this)
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Assuming the OoT remake works out…I wouldn’t be opposed to Majoras Mask (a game I’ve never played) getting that treatment.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scritchy Scratchy (which is a silly little incremental game about scratch tickets) was uploaded as the Demo on Switch 2. Not sure if I want to invest the time in taking it up with Nintendo support tomorrow, or just wait on a patch.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have about a month to decide if I'm going to play Alliance or Horde in WoW Forever, and if I'm going to stick with PvE or finally try a PvP realm. I really haven't played Alliance since I started playing WoW, and I've never played on a PvP realm.
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am unconvinced that World of Warcraft Forever will actually be "ready" by November. There's still a lot of stuff to workout with the mega-servers
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bought a Switch 1 game tonight (mostly because it’s getting a Switch 2 update)
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been playing too much WoW Forever…I think I found the door to Asmonmolds room.
Door in the basement of RE Requiem
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Ian @shepcommandr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frame rate in the S2 port of Requiem continues to be hilariously bad at times. Thankfully, this doesn't seem to be the type of game where it matters all that much, but still...
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