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Matt

@shemsheltambal.bsky.social
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26, your average nerd cute and socially awkward people to the front 🌈👨‍🏫🧑‍🎨🕺🧙

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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
RPDR s18 vent: I hate Discord and Jane, insufferable
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Guess who’s back in the house
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Best holiday movie for cozy feeling and cuddles?
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Heated rivalry? More like 50 shades of GAY. Am I right? … (Worked hard on this one)
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Tried to reconnect with a person from my past for a coffee, Faced with a rude but honest response about not having interest or energy to spend on me - so I can’t really be mad about it. But still, rejection feels awful
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When you wake up early and hungry but your morning breakfast is still sleeping 😩
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Seeing lady gaga tonight
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tank top or needy bottom
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Had a haircut. How much would you or are you spending on your barber?
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Happy Friday something something
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Can we get a little cartoon me thread? This kinda adorable, made with Picrew
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Happy Pokémon day. I guess it’s time for starters poll
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Started binging Gachiakute. (Would recommend so far to all the anime peeps) Gris is the mvp and god damn 😮‍💨
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Just chilling on the sofa and my tongue is hella bored
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Which Pokémon or cartoon character would you let absolutely demolish you? I’ll state the two obvious ones
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I love that being catfished for being sugar babies is a share experience here 🥺🩵
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Good morning ducklings☀️🦆
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
is back pain part of the gay experience?
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
What would you consider a life hack you know and other might not? (Please amuse me) I’ll start: if you have hiccups take a teaspoon of sugar and chug it down with water - done. Haven’t had hiccups unsolved since I was 7 yo
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
ADHD medicine horniness is a thing
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
What are your Emotional Support Movie Scores?
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
one thing about me: if you have an ass, i’m gonna smack it
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Seen an episode of the great British bake off. I’m sorry but is everyone truly that bad at baking? I loved it
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Ass
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This and takeout food
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
What do you do when you feel emotionally drained over things that aren’t in your control, like politics and prejudice? It feels unfair to have it affect the way I view people or the way they view me, and I hate when it affects my peace of mind.
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Just saying it’s October and I wish I had another key around my keychain
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Shirtless bed hair kind of a day
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My tiny goober
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
A weird update to me being away and my new hobby. Got a 3d printer and started painting my first mini 🥹
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Good morning to all the cuties and all the sluts
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I don’t ask for much I swear. Just a nice movie night or cartoons, cooking you dinner and having you sit on my face
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Be a cutie and support a cutie
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Also. I know I’m not much of an artist around here but it’s my first attempt at sketching digitally so here is where I’m at. #wip #procreate #vtm
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nervous for a job interview coming up today. Wish me luck
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Can we get someone to clean the mirror here
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
For all u dnd or rpdr nerds, I’ve just finished watching the dimension 20 : dungeons and drag queens. Was a hoot
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day to you little cutie. You deserve some love
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Ok if you smell good, what do you use? Or if have a recommendation I’d love one - my discontinued ck is running out and I’m smelling like a sweaty chimp rn (not bad smell but I’d like a new scent)
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Happy Sunday everyone. What are you all binging nowadays? I’ve just finished white lotus s2
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I feel like if I could make a wish it wouldn’t be to be a good singer, it would just be to sing the great gig in the sky part. And I’d be happy
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Morning
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Guys I’m hella drunk and need a cute little spoon for aggressive cuddles
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Made it home
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Guys I need a ride home, 3 more km to go
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
For those who don’t want me clothless or catless I’ll offer the same for this, but will add more cats to the pic 🐈🐈‍⬛ I promise those pics are 🔥
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
If this gets 300 reskeets I’ll remove the cat from the pic
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
My baby girl
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Matt @shemsheltambal.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This is the lasagna update
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