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@shembles.bsky.social
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Ex-Twitch ads guy. I want to throw filthy ads money at indie devs and vtubers. I'll stream every now and then. Will reskeet skeleton content. twitch.tv/shembles twitch.tv/starterdungeon

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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 16h
For *invoices FUCK if I'm making typos here I'm definitely making typos on the IMPORTANT FINANCIAL PAPERWORK! I'll be ruined, RUINED!
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 16h
Big day for invoice for ol' Shembles here. A terrifying day with many numbers
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Odyssey was way funnier than I expected. I'm not sure if it was meant to be, but some big daft laughs throughout -Stop eating the lotus flower -But I like it :(
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Odyssey was way funnier than I expected. I'm not sure if it was meant to be, but some big daft laughs throughout -Stop eating the lotus flower -But I like it :(
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ate too much curry, fell down some stairs, back in the UK and my ankle has swollen to the size of a large orange. Could be worse
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin is a good time (for the reader, not the characters)
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucks me up that Vincent Price was American
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 27/09/2026
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the airport 7 hours early like some kind of pervert
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you may well believe
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
4:30 AM start to go up in the air and be very brave today
Hot air balloons
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hmmm Sam Altman reminds me of a certain other dystopian business exec obsessed with the illegal procurement of Hugging Face
Paul Reiser's slimy business executive character Carter Burke in the movie Aliens
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am in Delhi and I've brought more diahhrea meds than any civilian has ever seen in one place
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes... ha ha ha... YES!
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FROME! Froggy Wizard! I haven't played him but he just always looks really pissed off, which I respect. I've had enough of Wizards with composure, let them scream a little sometimes! I need to do a little work now, but I'm going to be posting all the Absolum art I can find later~~
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cider! She's playable too. She's some kind of puppet thing, I don't know I haven't found much of her backstory yet. She looks fast, technically complicated, and a lot like Chipp from Guilty Gear mixed with Hornet, meaning she should be hard to play. She isn't! Give her a go!
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Karl! My Guy! He's a dwarf, making him a perfect square with a lil pointy hat / hood on top that gives wizard / ranger for me. He's got BIG FISTS for BIG PUNCH, and also a gun. I think the gun is magic. He looks straightforward, sturdy, and like he bops stuff really hard, which, again, he does!
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Galandra, the poster hero of the game. She's got it all, big sword, scary hand, serious face, and BIG KNEE PADS. She looks fast, serious, and like it'd probably be a lot of effort to change direction with that massive sword in tow. It all fits her character too! she's those things!
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was playing Absolum last night, (it's very very good!) And me and my pal were struck by how every time we encountered a new character, we'd almost always say "I hope we get to play as this guy..." Every design is so fun and lively, so I (a stupid guy with no expertise) want to talk about some
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A beautiful day for it
Sniper elite is on sale right now
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dog Fact: my dog likes cashews
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bones all gone
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My thumbnails are still terrible, but at least now I'm drawing them I get to have a little fun with it
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reading Joe Abercrobie's Best Served Cold. Bloody hell he knows how to write a fun time. Great use of voice for each POV too, you get a sense for what a character's like before they've even done, said or thought anything. BIG RECCOMEND
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Attempting to play every Tomb Raider and goddamn the controls in the early games were hostile.
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I edited this and now I think of it there are like 4 points where I made a mental note to come back and tighten things up but I didn't. I'm prepared to face the consequences
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I played it this weekend and it was VERY GOOD
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just think 90% of my problems could be solved by owning a very small car
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brother Homer Simpson is ready to purge the unclean, or whatever space marines do besides being large
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ivy. Need to get somewhere to help a teammate or objective? Just fly there. Enemy team coming over to mess you up? Just fly away. Really forgiving character to start out with
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looks like ol' Shemmy's moving up in the world!
An email showing an invite to join the Illuminati via their official recruitment email address
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Alright this is going to be a long shot: Has anyone here got much experience hiring /buying inflatable obstacle courses? I have a *project*
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
TOM NO
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's such a good book
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My dog got a paw injury. The vets fixed it up but now he's absolutely zooted on the anaesthetic they gave him while they worked.
A sad dog with a cone on
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Impact frames are getting out of hand
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know what, sure, I've enjoyed everything I've seen from you guys. It's only fair
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SLIME CITY @slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Met that guy from kasabian in the park earlier
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Okay maybe it was more niche than I thought but there were ALLEGATIONS www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
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Winter Olympics 2026: Canada accused of cheating again in curling row
For the second time in two matches, Canadian curler Marc Kennedy has been accused of cheating by an opponent at the Winter Olympics.
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remember Canada were cheating with a secret finger technique? (I don't know if it was actually against the rules but it was very exciting to be part of a mob)
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's the Big Event! Same as how we all have opinions on curling when the Winter Olympics rolls around
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You don't have to do this
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
TOMORROW: BLOODBORNE STREAM Can our plucky hero Dracula defeat the Big Electric Guy and finally escape from The Place That Sucks??
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'll be heading over to Develop Brighton this wednesday. Anyone about?
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They wanted to become a skeleton
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The refs really like Argentina eh?
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Alright I reckon I've got some time to squeeze in a stream tomorrow. Is it: -halfsword update -start a random RPG -more indie demos -randomiser (very risky) Or do I go to the gym and get HUGE?
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Aramco really might be overestimating how many World Cup watchers might be interested in buying crude oil
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I WISH!
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Shembles @shembles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Suffering update
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