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@shellyofthemud.bsky.social
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"speaking of skibidi, were you free for the ohio trip?"
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
New heights of yikes have been achieved my ex blocked me on Spotify
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Why does Junkrat sound like if Austin Powers was a heavy cigarette smoker
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
How does Spotify manage to make their app worse with every single update
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Who up feeling rectangular
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Shoutout to the guy at the vape shop for giving me a pep talk in support of wanting to quit
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Using my lovense as a wake up alarm call that an internal clock
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Minecraft parodies are recession music
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sex on the roof is already its own category of iconic
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
taking a long shot but is anyone familiar with the twitch streamer purplelf and if so does anyone know what happened to her? I used to watch her streams and I just realized I hadn't seen her icon in a while, looking now all of her accounts are deactivated and I think her discord is gone
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
There’s something nice about not seeing the view counts on here, like if a post does bad I might know it’s a terrible post but I can still tell myself it’s just that nobody saw it
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Imagine how different trump’s life would have been if he had decided to go by DJ growing up
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Misread this as “parkour”
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Omg hi friend ty for sharing these I hope you’ve been well
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Who was gonna tell me that IPL shavers are ~300$ I thought they were like $100
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
yup
amazon.com "related to items you've viewed" panel with 6 ergonomic mice interrupted by suction cup pigs
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
What about like a bloody mary with baileys and we call it a creamy mary
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I was wondering why I was suddenly getting a bunch of new followers on here but honestly I should have known to just assume meta did some dumb shit again
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
pissing and gooning aren't too different after all, turns out we're just jorking different sides of the same peanits
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
yeah there was a dude who DMed me one time and I genuinely didn't realize he was hitting on me until he like got rude and was like "you seem busy and uninterested" and I was like "interested in what?? dude I have a life, I'm busy" and blocked him
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
and when I walk up to the urinal yeah you know my hands go up and they stay there
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
if someone made a bluesky client that literally just looked exactly like threads to the point that I forget that's not where I am then I'd be on here all the time
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
"we just can't find employees willing to work!" the working conditions:
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
people are so unbelievably bold on instagram, I've gotten people in my DMs just bc they found a comment I had left somewhere and liked me from my profile picture. usually creepy and live far away, though there was one very sweet guy from egypt who messaged me like that one time
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
he really had some stones posting that!
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
omg I forgot NSFW is allowed on here let's fucking GOOOOO
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Shelly @shellyofthemud.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
We are currently discussing the matter internally
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