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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸

@shellsbian.bsky.social
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Michelle. Illegal lesbian (transsexual). East Irish. Yuri autism mostly. You meet me at a very FFVII time in my life. MUFC forever 🔴⚪️ @astormofshells on the other site. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞

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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry youtube i only play real videogames
YouTube advertiser survey O
Which of these video games have you heard of?
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Gears of War: E-Day
GTA VI
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4
Box ticked for None of the above
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
never even played one (todd howard wants to know my location) but evergreen
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, did it work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
but it might work for us.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry to have missed the first series of the celebrity traitors when it went out, i think i prefer the civilian version but this really is incredible television
Celia shrieks strangely.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kash Patel:
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yep, it’s an all-timer
drinking. "When I woke up the next morning, I immediately snuck out of his apartment and hoped I'd never run into him again. I was so embarrassed. Sure, he's tried to message me a few times over the last decade. He's been obsessed with me ever since we hooked up, but I never replied, because I just assumed he was still a total fucking loser. Christ, he looks a lot worse now. At press time, Daisy questioned whether she should get in touch with Patel and mention the litter he had sired with her.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tweet from wint @dril

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
‘just watch it on the energy drinks’ hey! and to think they said it wasn’t possible to joke about trans women without being offensive
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aragorn says “If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will.”
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i fucking love anneke wills. get his ass
"Frazer had muscled his way in. We knew it.
We watched it happen. I've never forgiven him."
but then you see... (Hesitates) Then Frazer [Hines] comes in.
"Everything changes.
"In he came - grrr - with Patrick, Mike and me, and he changed the whole dynamic."
He came in [to play Jamie McCrimmon] for The Highlanders, but then Innes invited him to join the regular cast.
"Frazer was arse-licky. He went for Patrick, and wheedled his way in. I'm sorry, but he did. Mike and I sat and watched him do it.
Then we were out, and he was in."
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
keeping up their reputation as the most Normal people alive I see
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
translation: why would you bench the daleks for two and a half series but do a bunch of lorewank that everyone hates
Iconic, established villains are a mainstay of the series over 60 years and we invite you to use them, but we will want to begin to get an understanding of the original characters, aliens and themes that producers wish to bring to the show and are keen not to be overly reliant on existing Doctor Who lore. We are looking for a new perspective that ensures Doctor Who remains relevant, surprising, brave and inspiring for both longstanding fans and new audiences.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
genre of shot I like to call ‘help I’m being haunted by a giant beautiful woman’
Yami Yugi is haunted by a giant Ishizu Ishtar
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
posting this because every other lie’s been done, but ‘watched the television all day and all night’ uh-huh. sure you did.
Tweet from Eve Barlow on 11 September 2017

on 9/11 i went for dinner with my family because it's the date of my dad's bday. we weren't sure if it was the right thing to do.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we are rowan rasberry we carry the flame
Wedge
Thinks her dad's spirit is stuck now-between his body and the heart of the planet.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they gave kaepora gaebora big naturals to distract you into pressing a on his text again
Render of Kaepora Gaebora in the Ocarina of Time remake
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
waoaw. i’m gay
Sheik plays the Goddess Harp in Ocarina of Time remakeOfficial render of Impa from the Ocarina of Time remake
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
can i say something
A Great Fairy presents herself before Link in the Ocarina of Time remake
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
?????????????
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fuck, how did he know
Elden Ring NPC tells my character that she’s maidenless
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
finally playing elden ring. spent over an hour in the character creator, then did…this
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
can you elaborate on that, michelle from late november last year?
26 November 2025 at 01:48
think I've got my thoughts on
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i love yuri i love lesbian desire being portrayed as a form of devouring!!!!!!
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
good lord the intimacy…..😵‍💫
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oughhh. i Need her 🥵
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this shot from ’the lovers’. i shivered
Sirena, a character from The Lovers with billowing black hair regards the viewer with a cold gaze and blood flowing from around her mouth where she’s just bit her prey
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yeah no ICE is evil and nobody should be deported but this shit happening to him is objectively fucking funny
MILO • @Nero
X.com
What is the etiquette if you are going about your business and find yourself observing an ICE raid?
I want to show a little respect and decency. Are you allowed to masturbate where you stand, in the street, or should you find some kind of awning or motor vehicle?
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘how hard could the first quest you can do in the game possibly be on hard mode’ shell asked herself innocently. ‘surely this can’t be that h-what the FUCK’
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
back playing rebirth again and i’m a big fan of how when you wrangle piko during chapter select he’s already wearing the last chocobo outfit you used. he just has that shit on
Piko, a very dapper looking chocobo holds a staring contest with a tropically dressed cloud, while Aerith watches on in some very pink beachwear
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the writer’s barely disguised fetish? more like not disguised at all fetish lmao calm it down just a Tad
Vigilante
You have no idea how delightful it is when Foxy steps on us in her dirty stilettos, imprinting the mud on our backs...
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lmao
Some weirdo imposter who was apparently Shell as an egg sits with a half smile in my old uni bedroom A much happier Michelle over a decade later with long red wavy hair and a striped blue shirt preparing to out somewhere
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
and now i’m sad
Once Hades has confiscated the copy of the ludicrously titled Held in the Arms of the Lord of Thunder, the Purest and Most Just King of Olympus from Persephone, she sits in her office with the volume set in front of her. It is slim, and if not for the binding and spine, might have appeared the most unremarkable in the world.
Among all the absurd, and absurdly explicit, stories in the book, there's a brief appendix that she suspects doesn't appear in any other copy. In it, the two sisters-rather than engaging in outrageous intercourse-stride together across a field of asphodels. Sometimes they fuse into a single being, and sometimes they separate, in the way of a flickering mirage. It is an uneventful vignette. Little occurs, indeed nothing at all. Simply there is a description, spare in language and shorn of the preposterous metaphors that plague the rest, of perfect peace. A perfect world, for the perfect two.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hhhhhhhh
Atalanta turns to find Cybele is the tallest, most handsome butch she has ever seen, a flannel shirt with sleeves rolled up to reveal dark, hair-covered forearms, a low-slung belt that draws the eye to a Titan-esque pair of thighs. Completing the look is a tight black ponytail that, for the first time in her life, makes Atalanta want to know what it would be like to run her hand through that hair, wrap it around her hand, and pull.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
goddamnit i ship it
The pilot beams. "Let's see-so in the next part, Zeus cries out that only her divine flower, that most noble blossom in all of Olympus, is woman enough to be mounted by the peerless stallion-rod of her sister-"
The Master of the Machine Dead puts her face in her
hands.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i am *dying*
Hephaestus affects a tone of perfect neutrality. "It's as
she said—her curiosity is completely innocent."
"It isn't," Hades begins. "It is many things, but innocent isn't one of them." She is interrupted by Persephone resuming her reading.
Flawless joy may not forever last, and so it came to be that the twins split into two beings, each with her own name and divine purpose. But in the first moment of distinction, the first moment of individuality realized, the two sisters faced one another and were instantly struck by the other's beauty. Zeus, bright as the very first light of the universe, lithe and strong.
Hades, cool as the first winter of Olympus, broad and mighty.
They were alike, yet not.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me getting better at a difficult game
"I yield." But strangely I don't find myself angry or frustrated. As I disconnect and get out of the eidolon, I can feel sweat has gathered on the back of my neck, and my limbs feel light, my body buoyed with pleasure. Not the same kind that alloyed my tryst with Hephaestus, but pleasure all the same. I'm used to finding it in violent triumph, in crushing necks underfoot and breaking armored bodies with my bare hands. That was fleeting, though, during my escape from Demeter's domain, and now I realize it's because they were no challenge. This is.
Hippolyta is.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh i see. they’re centrists
"You mean the matter between Zeus and your lord?" Hippolyta laughs like a bell. "Herakles doesn't do politics. I don't either. They're not good for anybody."
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
cat
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
very chaste, hades also waow
"You don't want to be Zeus."
"Once, I would have agreed with you. But after the thrashing I received at my sister's hands, I've come to understand her a little better. All the same, I hesitate with Persephone. It has been mere days. Let the woman grow and thrive here, and we will see what comes. You and she, obviously."
I chuckle at my own joke; this is the most fun I have had in years and years. But Hephaestus merely leans back in zer chair, watching me. "I sneak into your gardens each winter, before the harvest, and steal the ripest pomegranate of them all."
"Of course you do. I taste it on your lips." I see zer lip is swollen from where Persephone presumably bit it; I imagine doing the same, Hephaestus under me as zer warm gold fills my mouth.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
life got in the way again, but i’m back and i’m already dying of laughter
"You disappoint me, old friend. You're not going to say she was a very flexible student, or that she favors a hands-on methodology, or that—" I trail off as ze slowly turns to focus on me, parsing the thrust of my comments. "I know you fucked her."
"Naturally you would know. This is your estate." Still, ze looks embarrassed; both of us are similarly reserved in our dalliances, not prone to fits of passion.
"Say nothing of my estate; you were loud enough that I dismissed the maintenance crews early, lest the noise of your forge distract them from their work."
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i love whatever the fuck is wrong with her
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
miss maya gay, sorry, fey strikes again
Screenshot of Maya Fey from Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
guy who names his child “car accident” but in italian
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lol, lmao
Luke Triton is a rather naive child and asks the Professor Layton why the paper would print lies
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle
We are richer
For having lost him
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
fuck offfffff
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Fanhatstic!
30 / 30 Picarats
This puzzle is a variation on a traditional tangram. In tangram puzzles, the same seven pieces are combined to create various shapes.
Maybe we should call this five-piece version a Laytangram!
O:032
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
when the tube isn’t running
Screenshot from Professor Layton and the Lost Future, showing a letter. Text box: You see, the London we know and love has been thrown into absolute chaos.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
chiitan pls
Chiitan and one other liked the quoted post
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
not sure this is what was meant by trans broken arm syndrome
A red-haired woman looks at the camera with her arm in a sling.
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malicent hightower 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @shellsbian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
bulbasaur i would die for you
Bulbasaur thinks a mysterious object is a bed for napping It is actually a workbench
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