Sign in

Shell 🐨🦘

@shellosaurus.bsky.social
124 followers 92 following 171 posts

I still remember when you could get an email address with your actual name and no numbers in it.

PostsRepliesMedia
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
010
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
011
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What can be said that hasn’t already been said a thousand times before?
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
God would be ashamed of you.
0110
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
How can you sleep at night?
091
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
010
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Having a celebratory beer tonight. Not because I’m pro Labor, but because Dutton getting in would be absolutely diabolical for our country. We do not want Temu Trump running this country. We need cost of living relief, not childish bullshit culture wars.
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The whole “I’m one of your people” thing is so telling. They really think he will punish non-believers while sparing his believers.
050
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
No, I don’t have Dog Shit Derangement Syndrome. I just don’t like dog shit and think it’s bizarre that people worship it. 🤷‍♀️
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
010
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#thecrueltyisthepoint www.cleveland19.com/2025/03/26/c...
Image Description: A screenshot of a post that says:

@Long TimeHistory

Trump cancels 20 semi-truck loads of food deliveries en route to Ohio food bank. Each truck holds 100,000 lbs-so that's $2 million worth of food-about a week's worth for Northeast Ohio.

"This food is just going to sit and spoil... And that would be the loss of 2 million, 3 million pounds of food," explained Food Bank CEO Kristin Warzocha. They only discovered the food deliveries were canceled when they checked the website for USDA's Food Assistance Program no official notice was provided. After Trump signed executive order last week, the USDA completely eliminated the Local Food Purchase Assistance and Local Food for Schools Programs. But why cancel truck deliveries already in progress and waste all that food!? End ID.
011
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Sometimes I write poems.
Poem: Violets are purple, they’re really not blue. All these damn poets been gaslighting you.
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
130
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This makes me sad. Do we think they put a filter on this pic, or is this abomination really being sold to innocent children?
010
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
120
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
020
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Back to expressing my feelings through memes like a good elder millennial.
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I wonder what will it take for Trump supporters to feel embarrassed by their mindless devotion to a moron. If not this… I got nothin’.
100
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yeah, yeah, it’s #notallmen, but if you read something like this and get defensive instead of asking how you can help, it’s definitely you.
010
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I’m just gonna leave this here.
"It's a scientific fact that humans come in two varieties: XX for female and XY for male."
Except:
• You can be born appearing female, but have a 5-alpha reductase deficiency and grow a penis at age 12.
• You can be born legally male with an X and a Y chromosome, but your body is insensitive to androgens, and you appear female.
• You can be born legally male with an X and a Y. chromosome, and have a penis and testes, *and* a uterus and fallopian tubes.
• You can be born legally male with an X and a Y chromosome, but your chromosome is missing the SRY gene, which gives you a female body.
• You can be born legally female with two X chromosomes, but one of the Xs has an SRY gene, which gives you a male body.
• You can be born legally female with two X chromosomes
- and also a Y chromosome, which gives you a male body.
• You can be born legally female with two X chromosomes, but your adrenal gland doesn't produce enough cortisol, and your body develops as a male.
• You can be born with XX chromosomes — *and* XY chromosomes (chimerism).
So the next time you attempt to use science as justification for your bigotry, remember that God created humans in many variations, and maybe stop trying to stuff everyone into little "male or female" checkboxes.
000
Shell 🐨🦘 @shellosaurus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think I’m just gonna share my feels in meme form for awhile. I’ll try to ensure credit to original authors is visible, but also it’s the internet and I’m gonna share whatever I like and if by accident you don’t get credited in something I share, I gently invite you to grow up. 🥰
030