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Shelleysaurus

@shelleys9vbs.bsky.social
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Your local violent 26yo nonbinary transfem with train and boat autisms. My hinges have long since departed the door.

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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You could genuinely tell me that a lot of people don't know what the "Short" in YouTube Shorts stands for and I'd believe you. Some of them can go on for minutes and, like, bestie, im already miserable. Id rather just watch a real non-horizontal video and still be miserable.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fun USA fact! You could die from dying from dead until death and people recommend not that.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Elder Scrolls Oblivion NPCs will look directly in the eye at you and say, "I need you to do literally everything I've never done yet because I have money for you."
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do you think Sodor has a legal jurisdiction for the trains specifically, since the entire island is essentially a preservation railway, and there's just a law firm that uses a giant courthouse terminal for the trains to fit? Do the lawyers have nightmares if they lose cases and trains die?
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your city will sincerely look you dead in the eyes and say, "We need to put another traffic circle next to the other one."
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If you don't know what to name a planet in a story, just have a safe stroke and add a roman numerical. Perbius VIII Baloode IV Mertulo Prime III Greg XIV
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ten thousand fucks used to shit here, now ghosts just eat towns.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Been working so much recently that I forgot to think about boats. Oops.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The word "lesbian" bounces around my brain like a screensaver lavishly darting across the computer glass. I'm very gay.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The only video game character we need is transfems in gay little shirts with big swords. No pants because it would affect the sword.
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Reminder that this is the 4chan made game from the people who made "snoot game" the hate game directed at Goodbye volcano high where the "good endings" involve converting an enby protag into a cis tradwife as they admit they were just being enby "for attention" Don't support bigoted trash.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
In other news I keep on seeing YouTube shorts titled things such as "He Didn't Believe The Woman Could Shit Herself" and it's a lazy recap of a movie... But admittedly, sometimes I do wanna know if the woman shits herself, but very rarely do I.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
BCE and AD actually stand for Boats Cool Eh and Ah Dang I love boats
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Running the gauntlet is impossible. Gauntlets are on the forearms; How am I supposed to physically run or complete on top of my own arms?
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I just see boats as replacements for people nowadays.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Absolutely nothing in my fucking head. How does alive make sense when there's a lot of it?
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Gay
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Late fees are literally the philosophy of, "Well, we already murdered every child inside the orphanage. We might as well burn it down and frequently send letters to their former parents about how much we think about it." but in capitalistic bank form.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Farmer: I need to ride you for transportation purposes. Horse: Do you even understand the falsehoods of which your hopes flounder upon?
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
There's places I remember from my past of which I hold no identification for. Only the visuals. Only the memories. I do remember going to a Wiggles concert as a kid, though. Shit was tight as Hell.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
God should remove the ocean floor but keep the ocean. Intimate prank.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Earth People: Yeah so we just put the bodies of the dead in ceremonial wooden boxes and forever encase them within the confines of the dirt. Sometimes they request to be burned upon their death. Aliens: See, this is why you're considered the zoo. What is this?
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I have been playing so much Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion through my life that I have already completed most of the remaster and I didn't realize it until last night. I just zoned out. Sometimes I forget I'm playing the remaster. It's just Oblivion. Always.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Lifeboats used to be treated as transportation between bigger ships and were not considered essential because the idea of a big fuckass ship with state of the art telegraph systems just going yeet in the night was unfathomable. Titanic actually had more than required. Good thing nothing happened :))
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Greg spelled backwards is not Greg. That did not stop me from having a moment where it appeared to be.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I would just like to say that I very rarely look at the main feed on this application, or any other. I don't want to know how terrible things are anymore and that's all most media is now. It's bad enough that we lost the Titanic AND both of her sisters Britannic and Olympic. I can't take it anymore.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Normal eyes normalize normal ize
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I'm starting to wonder if I should just start adding "Titanic" at the end of typed things in order to further prevent what I would consider moderate persistent discombobulation aka penks wiggle.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The world might be beating me to a pulp behind the back alley of a Denny's, but uh yeah.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It's not entirely morally correct to assume someone is really fucking annoying at times, but, y'know, come-on, life throws some easy softballs, sometimes, and I'm a cold jaded bitch stepping up to the plate.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Please take me out back with the horses so I can remember myself.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ants are usually given the brunt force of the stick when being implemented in games. You can't really bestow that much change unto ants, physically speaking. Keeping the ant-ness is important.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
"Horny is a sin" falls apart completely when you realize that there's no way God wasn't violently gooning when she decided to give herself a fat fucking ass and then created us in her image. No wonder she doesn't perform miracles anymore. We stopped worshipping fat asses. We lost the game.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
sneezus
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Most Americans aren't real Christians, so they don't care about others.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I wonder how many popular unsolved crimes were just the one time when an everyday person had a mental break and decided to kill someone, or multiple someones. To us, it's forever. To them, it was just a few years or months of doing stuff.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Liking the Titanic is a lot like enjoying dick. Sure, it's a classic and I love it. HOWEVER. You're gonna look for another kind of dick eventually, and you still appreciate regular dick, but discovering girldick reinvents your passion for dick. Liking the Titanic is a lot like that, I think.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I respect certain branches of Christianity specifically who saw the other branches and thought to themselves, "We should keep the bones. Honestly, exhume Mother Bofadeez and put her bones in a golden statue. She was cool like that."
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Every crazy idea sounds crazy until you think about how many crazy ideas are normal. Boats with wheels? Paddleboat Plane with a big spinny thing? Helicopter. Plane with more explosions? Rocket. Rocket with Violence? Now it's a missile. Nevermind the gyatt, focus on having no bitches.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
People forget that technology is the reason why boats don't just disappear anymore. Before morse code, if a ship left port and something happened, you just never saw it or anyone on it again. It was just gone. We're still finding older shipwrecks because of that.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It's a fuckin bear dude
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Someone could literally tell me "I deeply want you in my life forever." and my emotionally traumatized ass will be like "Okay but you'd probably change your mind if you saw Thomas the Tank Engine." and then they leave me because who the fuck says that, y'know. Then I'd look up ocean liners forever.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Mr Gorgeous, there's been another incident. Mrs Stunning, you see-
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Why am I constantly hungry? Is it the depression? Is it the weed? Is it the desire to replace the void in my heart watching the U.S. fall apart rapidly to the point of shortening it's lifespan to maybe ten more years? Probably the weed, honestly.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Squares I see. Everywhere around me. They .... They stole me millionth dollar
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My Steam Deck started up from being dead and for a very good three seconds until I got my phone flashlight on, I thought that what I was hearing was the actual fucking boiled man about to show up and I genuinely planned to fight him man
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My only McMansion guilty pleasures are the dramatic tall chandelier at the entrance and the fucked up multi nozzle shower therapy massage smart mood lighting bathtub perfect fit for seven people.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I can see myself violently beating someone with a skateboard despite the fact that I wouldn't do that normally.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Getting an email that's about the notification you just got is absolutely thrilling from an emotional perspective haha yes. I definitely feel things too haha.
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Shelleysaurus @shelleys9vbs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If our date does not include watching an obscure sci-fi horror movie from the 90s, then my jortderwear is staying on.
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