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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I work all weekend. At a non-essential store. So I will be hot AND bored all weekend
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
how to make boys next door out of assholes Heated Rivalry/Game Changers Universe Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov T | 1.6k | 1/1 2017: Ilya is one homophobic "that's so gay" away from losing his shit (and coming out in the process) in Boston archiveofourown.org/works/86438946
If there was one thing Ilya was proud of during his time as Captain in Boston, it was the community he created. Yes, they were a good team, but under Ilya's leadership they'd become a decent one too.
He didn't have time for locker room bullshit. Racism.
Homophobia. Hazing. It was immature and unnecessary. The first step in having a successful team, in his eyes, was the safety of "his" players. During his first speech as captain, he made it clear that the nonsense would not be tolerated.
The guys weren't perfect, but they didn't ask questions.
Until, of course, Jeremy Stone joined the roster.
Or: Ilya is one homophobic "that's so gay" away from losing his shit (and coming out in the process)
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Troy Barrett Pays Reparations Heated Rivalry/Game Changers Universe Troy Barrett/Harris Drover T | 3k | 1/1 | SMAU-ish It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays. archiveofourown.org/works/86076391
The Half-Horsemen (and Harris)

Hayes [twitter.screenshot.1] [twitter.screenshot.2]
[twitter.screenshot. 3]
[twitter.screenshot.4]
@Barrett why are we sending people money?

Boodram
Man WHAT is going on over there

Dykstra
They're making us pay reparations now??

Barrett
Uh...

Rozanov
@Barrett if you're paying people for being gay where is my money?

Or: It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos/Cashapps/Zelles in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays.
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Luca Haas on Coming Out, Showing Up, and Finding Love [The Pride Tape Campaign 3] Heated Rivalry/Game Changers Series Luca Haas/LaPointe T | 2k | 1/1 An in-universe profile article for Luca’s coming out archiveofourown.org/works/85258106
"We chatted on June 22nd, just two days after the Ottawa Centaurs took home their first Stanley Cup in team history.
I'm not quite sure how we were able to fit this interview in, but we did. Haas was adamant we conduct this after they finished the playoffs, no matter what that looked like, and I can finally understand why. He may be hungover, and I may be exhausted from editing this in, *checks notes* , two days,
but in the spirit of gay audacity, we're vibing and thriving this Pride Month."
- excerpt from "Luca Haas on Coming Out, Showing Up, and Finding Love" by Jordan Avery
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
the closer I am to fine [The Pride Tape Campaign 2] Heated Rivalry/Game Changers Series Luca Haas/LaPointe T | 2.7k | 1/1 Luca comes out to the team! archiveofourown.org/works/84827216
It was mid-May, the Centaurs had just won the second round of playoffs, and they were gearing up for the Conference Final.
The day after they beat Tampa Bay in a solid 4-0 series, Pride Tape had sent Harris all of the media for the Campaign. The plan was that immediately following practice, they were going to sit the team in front of the screen normally meant for play reviews and show them all of the footage Pride Tape captured of Ilya, Shane, Troy, and eventually, Luca.
And Luca would tell his team, "Hey, guys. By the way, I'm queer too!"
They would cheer, and everyone would have their happily ever after.
A straightforward, foolproof plan.
Or: Luca and Jamie come out to the team!
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it’s hard to take courage [The Pride Tape Campaign 1] Heated Rivalry/Game Changers Series Luca Haas/LaPointe T | 2/2 | 8.3k When Pride Tape asks the Centaurs to participate in a major Pride Month campaign, Luca Haas uses it as his chance to come out. archiveofourown.org/works/81006216
List of tags for “it’s hard to take courage” by shelfthe_readerMarch 18th 3:21 PM
From: communications@pridetape.com
To: h.drover@ottawacentaurs.nhl.com
Subject: New Campaign Ideas
Hello Harris!
You may have heard through the grapevine that we're planning on releasing new tape colors and designs! I know that someone of your guys may be interested, so 1 am sending you this incredibly official campaign proposal. We come to you for a day, take a handful of photos, maybe fool around a bit- super lowkey! Playoffs are coming up (congratulations!), so we want to make this as low-stress as possible for your guys.
Let me know if this is something you will be interested in!
An important note: any player is welcome to participate, no matter their orientation. As you know, we strive for inclusivity, and it is important to us that we make all players feel welcome in any campaign that we do.
Thanks a bunch!
Rebekah
Pride Tape Communications
communications@pridetape.com
~~~
Or: When Pride Tape asks the Centaurs to participate in a major Pride Month campaign, Luca Haas uses it as his chance to come out.
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Excitement
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You see this, post a pic of you in glasses. ALL of my pictures are with glasses, so here’s one I took at work yesterday
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Heated Rivalry people Luca Fic has reached beta stage stay tuned this week 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Google doc thumbnail screenshot that is titled “LUCA DOES A THING - A THREAD”
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
#911onABC 9x14 OUT OF CONTEXT
Edited disaster girl meme. It’s a different house on fire, and she has eye bags and a bottle of champagne
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Part 6
- GABI WINE NIGHT WITH HEN
- May regrets everything
- EMMETT MENTION?
- The Hen Begins lore??
- That was cute
- LINDA MY GIRLLL
- Josh 😭😭
- KITCHEN TALK KITCHEN CONFRONTATION
- AND THEYRE APOLOGIZING TO EACH OTHER??
- A DATE WITH THE NURSE??
- PAINKILLERS??
- WE BRUSHED OFF THIS IDEA??
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Part 5
- Maddie's comment about hating her name reminds me of my mama who is a teacher to lil kids
- That Josh comment KILLED ME
- "Wait does that mean I don't care enough?"
- I'm with Gabi on this one. Sorry May 😭
- This poor couple 😭
- ITS GONNA BLOW
- THEY BLEW IT UP ON PURPOSE
- JUST LIKE THE GUY TOLD THEM TO
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Part 4
- ON THE WAY TO BUCK BREAKDOWN!!
- "Not yet" not "never"
- Another day, another comment on Kenny's eyebrows from Nana Louise
- Maddie my girl 😭
- MIXING CHEMICALS
- Maddie why did we take the call from Linda 😭
- BUDDIE BEEF BUDDIE BEEF BUDDIE BEEF
THINLY DISGUISED AS METAPHORS
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Part 3
- "the mayor sent hot air"
- MADDIE IS TAKING OVER THE CALL CENTER!!
- JOSH QUIT BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET THE RAISE MESS.YYXY
- "Does the defense rest?"
- ROOM SERVICE!!
- Anti-pineapple Eddie
- Dudeeeeee
- Buck brushing off
- "That's old news! He needs to 👏snap 👏out 👏of 👏it👏👏👏" - Nana Louise who asked "what happened?"
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Part 2
- Eddie is clocked his ass
- Boooooo 🍅🍅🍅
- IM TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE NOT WORTH MY TIME
- He's spitting bars. Incorrectly, but still
- So it's gonna be like Hen's birthday episode and they keep coming back to these guys
- DRILLED HIS BALLS??
- "You're family at this point."
- YASSSS GIRL
- MAY??? GIRL??
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Part 1
9x14
- "Panhandling our way to homeownership"
- SHE WAS THE ONE WITH THE DOG!!
- I thought her voice was familiar!!
- He's funny 👀👀
- Walking on Sunshine is such a fun needle drop
- And he gets shocked by the fridge
- ADORABLE BODY COUNT 😭
- WE KNEW SHE WAS A COMMS MAJOR
- "Just... do it please"
- Bam stroke
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
9x13 MEME 1
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Part 6
- Maddie Cry count
- LMAOOOO KAREN AND CHIM
- the old man groans
- "What could go wrong" into CARRY ON
WAYWARD SON
- SUE MY MOTHER NOO00O
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Part 5
- BONNIE'S BRAIN
- How many men has she killed??
- GUN GUN GUN
- HE DID THE SAME FOR ME
- "Someone did her eyebrows like they did her husband's eyebrows" - Nana back on the eyebrow bullshit
- Bobby haunting the narrative
- "I don't know who I am without him" what if I
cry
- ERDIEEEE SAVING YOUR MANN
- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAIR GEL FROM
- ILL DO ANYTHING CONVINCE HIM TO LEAVE
- FIGHTER EDDIE
- SHOTGUN
- TASER TASER TASER
- BUCK
- HOLY SHIT EDDIE
- "I am the other guy"
- "Now the love fest begins" - Nana Louise
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Part 4
- HE SPOKE SPANISH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
- "You can have my number"
- PICTURE OF DEREK WITH A SHIRT THAT
LOOKS LIKE DANIEL
- BUCK GASLIGHTING RIGHT BACK IKTR
- I actually screamed
- MY GOD HES ON LIFE SUPPORT-
- Imma vomit
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Part 3
- [com break] They're being gaslit by the entire town a la that SPN episode
- "DO I NEED TO BE"
- HUNG UP ON OUR QUEEN??
- INTERNAL BLEEDING
- Phone in the sling is iconic
- Stealing pants???
- Irrelevant but Ryan looks GOOD in that outfit
- EDDIE ON A HORSE??
- MY GOD TASER??
- BUCK BREAKDOWN HOLY SHIT THAT WASNT ON MY BINGO CARD
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Part 2
- Racist sheriff
- "Friend" "MY WIFE"
THE GAY COMMENTS WITHOUT SAYING GAY
- MADDIE CRY COUNT!!
- HORSE PJS LITTLE BOYS ROOM
- BONNIE TOOK IS ASS
- HES BEING GASLIT BY BONNIE
- THE MARGE AND DANIEL JOKES WERE JUST
JOKES
- and he's out
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Part 1
9x13
- Opening like this???
- Oop Chim is PISSED
- Annddddd I lost Buck
- "Straight shot 30 hours"
- CARRY ON WAYWARD SON AS THE KARAOKE SONG???
- Even better than What I Like About You
- Montage is crazy work
- WHINING AND BITCHING
- BUCK GOING OFF
- "YOUR KIND PRINCESS" - Husband allegations from a random white man
- I know what happens yet I'm STILL STRESSED
- YOU WERE ALONE
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
#911onABC 9x12 MEME
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Why is the family chat like this 😭 like Aunt 2 + my cousin talking about it makes sense, but AUNT 1??
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Part 1
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Part 6
- Awwwww
- "In case I need you to water my plants"
- PHIL WHAT ARE WE DOING??
- Apologize? For what?
- HOLY SHIT
- HE ADMITTED IT. HE SAID THEY ARE TERRIBLE PARENTS
- I'm crying
- WHATTIT!
- PHIL WHAT IS THE ANGLE??
- BUCK AND PHIL ARE HUGGING???
- "My sister could have done a lot worse."
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Part 5

- "That looks oddly satisfying" "Anything with a big hammer is"
- I PUT VODKA IN MINE
- "Bobby was Buddiemaxxing up until his death"
- Aw sweet Jesus
- Imma cry
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Part 4
- Buck and I googled it.
- You're strong. You can handle it.
- CHRIS??? "It's always hard on the kids."
- UNDERDRESSED
- Harry I love you <3
- FREE RANGE MEAT??? THE CHICKEN HAD A HOUSE
- This back and forth was EVERYTHING
- I'm wheezing this sibling
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Part 3
- Water or garbage disposal
- [competency kink]
- Okay she passed out
- ITS THE WATER!!
- NO ITS HIS DICK!
- THE SISTER??
- THE SISTER!!
- "Ravi had sex with my sister." AS YOU WERE???
- Gift filet mignon in the mouth
- DIVORCE???
- THE SURVIVE THE DANIEL THING AND ONLY NOW GETTING A DIVORCE??
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Part 2 I’m in shambles
- UNCLE BUCK!!
- PHIL AND MARGE
- NASH IS WALKING
- Why are they here
- ITS FROM NASHVILLE
- BOBBY APPLIED TO THE GAMES IMMA CRY
- MAY RAVI WAS A JOKEEEE A THING FOR AO3
- "You didn't see anything- I SAW EVERYTHING"
- "Now I feel like a jerk 00"
- CHIM AND HEN WITH SHOTS FIRED
- You win. Or you don't come home.
- RAVIIIII
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
OLIIIII 😭😭
Oliver Stark’s story share of Aisha Hinds’ post saying she’s the director of 9x11

He captions it “My Director” with FOUR exclamation points
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Part 6
- this is wild
- The letter voiceover for Harry??
- This cult ritual (o
ía burning the academy
shirts
- That looks suspiciously like the same hall they had Bobby's funeral in
— YESSS HEN!!
- The camera panning to Athena at "sacrifice"
was dirty work
- "All that work we did to help raise you"
- WELCOME TO THE 118 PROBIE
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Part 5
- Self-help book in the garage
— Is this her own journal?
- HAHAHA
— IS THIS FROM AFTER SHE WAS SHOT??
- THEY HAVENT MENTIONED THIS FACT SINCE S2?? AND THEY REMEMBERED THAT SHE WAS 16??
- All of these S2/3 callbacks are freaking me out
- Damn okay?
- SPITTING BARS??
- "You can't carry anyone out if I'm already on your back."
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Part 4
- "You loosened it for me!"
- "If it's your mom? Absolutely not" || "I'm hiding from my shame"
- "You just dont."
- I love big brother Buck
- Take a shot every time they say "plan another funeral" in response to Harry
- That "I was supposed to be okay" was crazy
- RIP Adam
- Brugada?
- Cmon Buck! Talk it through with Athena!
- I THINK YOU HAVE!! DAMN DAWG
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Part 3
- "he was gonna rob the place" - Nana Louise
- "Chief motivational officer"
- She's so evil for this I love her
- Nana Louise was right!!
- I feel this girl spiritually
- Hen looks like she want to punch him
- MY GOD I PREDICTED THE SCRIPT
- "A doctors note from my mommy no thanks"
- Harry is gonna get his ass beat. Mentally apparently.
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Part 2
- Why is he on his phone
- "It's a concussion not the flu"
- "You ARE a child"
- "Do not make me write you up for reheating fish in the microwave"
- Okay LIGHTING?? The drastic change from kitchen to Hen's depression room?
- "Give her another face to hate"
- Surfboard in trunk. I'm worried.
- "I swear I didn't hit him!"
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Part 1
9x09
- THE WILSON FAMILY!!
- I love my kids
- "TELL US WHAT YOU NEED"
- Lean On Me is iconic
- Buck in the kitchen
- Eddie dancing in Buck's backyard. CHRIS!!!
- Maddie vocal training
- THUMB WAR
- RAVI ON TIKTOK
- GRANT FAMILY GAME NIGHT
- "Dare I ask what's in it?"
- TWO MONTHS LATER FUCK YOU
- She's taking matters into her own hands
- "Someone mixed bleach and ammonia" - Nana Louise
- Psychogenic?
- Okay epileptic?
- Chim is iconic for this
- "Hen would have love this" what if I died
- HARRY AT THE ACADEMY!! With his GenZ bestie
- Okay then. Love that. Ouchie
- "I just got my bell rung"
- Athena trying not to flip her shit I feel you girl
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fantastic news!
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
OKAY I NEED SOME HELP! Sometimes when I have too much time on my hands I pull up a single artist and listen to their entire discography. Do y’all have any suggestions for who I should binge next? [FOR THE SAKE OF THE EXERCISE- ENGLISH ONLY PLEASE] See attached list for who I’ve already done!
The Entire Discography
**Means I need to get back to it**
- Hozier
- Gracie Abrams
- Lizzy McAlpine
- Olivia Rodrigo
- Fall Out Boy
- Paramore
- Lorde
- Taylor Swift
- **Maisie Peters**
- **Florence + The Machine**
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Last week in Rhian’s fucked up listening
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Part 6
~~n
- Alex girlie you're trying
- This team.
- this one scene is the reason Ravi wasn't in this episode I fear]
- This is what Buck should have been 5/6 years ago
- OH SHIT??
- "MY FAMILY"
- WE KNEW IT WAS SPACE-RELATED BECAUSE THEY WOULDNT. HAVE DONE IT IF IT WASNT
- Ummmm.... Progressive??
- WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Part 5
- Sara this is diabolical
- WAIT 2x01 CLIP
- MADDIE'S GREATEST HITS
- WHY DO WE KEEP GOING BACK TO SEASON THREE?? HOWIES AND TSUNAMI
- Maddie talking an Al into a thumb drive is crazy work
- Ummm Dinner Party??
- CHIM HASNT SEEN ATHENA'S APARTMENT??
- ✨Intervention✨
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Part 4
- Fortnite??
- Is he talking to an Al chat bot?
- Weirdly proud of this man?
- OH SHIT
- I AM GOING TO HURT THAT AI
- HELL YEAH SUE
- Hey wtf??
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Part 3 - I did have a reaction to the fact it was HOWIES but didn’t write it down
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Part 2 - Nana Louise made an “ugh” when she realized it was AI
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Part 1
9x08
— This is the COLD OPEN??
- SO IS THE MOB WHATS YOUR POINT
- I HOPE YOU DONT. CHOKE ON IT
- Parents mention??
- DIVORCE THEME??
- "Good for you!" - Nana Louise
- RAT BASTARD
- At least he was scared of Athena?
- This foolishness is driving me crazy
- Damn okay??
- Making a point! I like it!
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Rhian/Shelfie || NOT writing 9-1-1 Fic @shelfthe-reader.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
9x07 MEME 3
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9x07 MEME 2
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9x07 MEME 1
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