Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I kinda miss tomo, was nice to have the whole ass gym to myself i was climbing like crazy 020
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Stupid college radio station I listen to has me trapped in my car unable to go to work because they have a really good jazz set going, last track ended and i was ready to head out but nooooo the cats are swinging again 100
Reposted by Shleby🍲💿Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Would ideally look something like this 25510
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 02/04/2026⚠️ OBJECTS UNDER KILT MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR ⚠️ 020
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Does bluesky know about the thick thighs pussy salad? I’ve only seen it make rounds on Twitter 110
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I love my current carabiner but I’d be lying if i said this wasn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 010
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I ate five naval oranges and two sumo oranges yesterday 051
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Secured a rental everyone say “cool living house Shelby” 460
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Normalize walking around with big huge headphones on, the kind that take up half your head 020
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Tried my hand at dying some wool yarn i found at a thrift store for next to nothing using some old expired coffee i had…. Pretty happy with the color! 131
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I fucking hate apartment hunting can someone rich just buy me a house because I’m cute 120
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Between this and having to book a flight soon it’s really not the best time to have my name be legally changed this month but we ball regardless 040
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Hi my birthday is on May seventh would anyone like to get me a cool jacket here’s two options from eBay okay thanks you’re all much too kind 040
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Guess who’s gotta find an apartment within the next month and a half 140
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Got the shelbike back up and running check out the corks 120
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 01/03/2026knitting with my tits out and the door open #diy #knitting #yarnlife #exhibitionism 130
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 20/02/2026This was a lie it was actually $255 for a single vial LMAO 030
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I got a copy of Austin powers pinball and was genuinely sad to discover that this is just a shitpost, it’s just voice lines pulled from the movies 120
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Girl that knocked on my door and gave me a printed photo of Jesus told me my pants are “epic” 010
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Court date set for name change…. Year of the Shelby 130
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Where the fuck is the hype for the mice kissing belt 250
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Started my second job today (just kid-sitting I’m being dramatic) 020
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Due to wacky scheduling stuff i wasn’t able to have my first appointment until yesterday but it went well i think. Same time next week 010
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Hospital cafeteria lady that usually calls me sir called me ma’am today we’re all gonna make it 020
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Just remembered Mark Zuckerberg tried making his own version of Twitter i wonder if anything happens on threads or if it’s somehow worse than bsky and Twitter 010
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I think this is the first time insurance has completely covered the cost of any of my medications… neat 240
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Doctor seems to be thinking it’s ms too but we are waiting on confirmation :/ 120
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Fuuuuck the $50 hair wash i got for the purpose of fixing all my hair problems actually seems to be fixing all my hair problems and now im committed to an expensive product….. at least im beautiful 040
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Shout out to my cousins 9 year old kid for being better about not misgendering me than 70%of people at the family function 120
Shleby🍲💿 @shelbyforever.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Yeaaaaaa I’m starting to think it’s not so simple I’m starting to worry i have MS 230